funny anime questions

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:16 pm

A: of course... what do you think the SEED part in the title meant?

Q: why is every cigarette in an anime show always bent?

RanChan13 · Post by **RanChan13** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:45 pm

Bulghod wrote:A: of course... what do you think the SEED part in the title meant?

Q: why is every cigarette in an anime show always bent?

A: Because they aren't showing nudity, we all know what's really bent there

Q: If Vash the Stampede were to face Alucard in a quick draw contest, who would win?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:00 pm

A: Well, I think it'd go something like this:
Alucard, in his infinite slowness, would take about fifteen seconds to raise his gun, JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS COOL THAT WAY, leaving Vash ample time to bury every last bullet he has in the vampire's person; Vash would then begin to bitch and whine about how he's taken a life, all the time not realizing that the Spawn of Satan himself has upped and regenerated, and is now breathing down his neck; Alucard would maul the living |*!$$ out of Vash, leaving a bloody heap of goo on the ground, and then out of nowhere Wolfwood would come in with the Cross-Gun and lay down some good old fashioned "Gettin-Medieval-On-Your-@$$" righteous holy justice on vampy-boy's sorry self. To make a long story short, Wolfwood, as well as any Vash-hater, Knives-lover out there.

Q: Who would win in THIS fight: Nicholas D. Wolfwood or Alexander Andersong?

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:07 pm

A: Wolfwood: Andersong would be bitching about how Wolfwood stole his kill.

Q: Who would win in a stupid versus question contest: EmilLang1000 or RanChan13?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:09 pm

A: Me.

I'd type some of the wall statement, throwing them both off guard, and go in for the kill

Q: Am I the only one here who has seen any of Orguss? (not Orguss 2)

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:16 pm

A: Yes

Q: What is Orguss?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:19 pm

[Pointlessness]I shall refrain from posting an answer for fear that I would be too serious and actually say what Orguss is, I must see what the Ignorant masses say...[/pointlessness]

RanChan13 · Post by **RanChan13** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:36 am

A: Who?

Q: Live Wire or Code Red (if you have no clue, don't ask)

Ileia · Post by **Ileia** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:56 am

A: Whichever one has more to do with anime. (Live Wire).

Q: In Bastard, it seems that when you want to fight someone, it's best to strip naked and run at them. Does this work in the real world? If so.... where would it be applicable?

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:36 am

A: Backstage at American Gladiators.

Q: MATCH GAME QUESTION!!! (You know you love it!)

Before her duel, Utena usually pulls a sword out of the Rose Bride's chest. However, for some weird reason, she didn't pull out a sword this time. Instead, she found a ________ in her hand.

(Fill in the answer)

~Otaku-Man