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Post by Merm » Tue May 31, 2005 7:12 pm

Bulghod wrote:Q: are fansubs illegal?
A: No. And if you say otherwise, I will send Kirika Yumura to your house and then things ain't gonna be pretty.

Q: Why do ninjas where black if they quite often randomly fight in the middle of a busy street at noon?
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Post by Zaphod_Beeblebrox » Tue May 31, 2005 7:51 pm

a: because black spells your dewm!!

q: open
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Post by Bulghod » Tue May 31, 2005 9:08 pm

Merm wrote: A: No. And if you say otherwise, I will send Kirika Yumura to your house and then things ain't gonna be pretty.
Q. Who the hell is that?

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Post by Super Shanko » Tue May 31, 2005 9:26 pm

A. someone who sounds like they'd take you out back and beat you with a shovel till you crap yourself over and over again.

Q. on the GITS movie the opening reveals Motoko's cyber body has nothing down there like a barbie doll, so when she was sipping on that beer where does it go when it comes to having to go?
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Post by megaman917 » Tue May 31, 2005 9:52 pm

A1: If she's anything like Bender from Futurama, she uses beer as feul and when no one is looking she either gives a flaming belch or vents the excess gas from her secret exhaust pipe, which happens to be located in her ass.
A2: Chances are she does have something down there that opens up mechanicaly. As to what it actually may be is a different question alltogether.

Q: As open as...........................uhhhhhhhhh.........................................ehhh screw it.
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Post by yuppa » Tue May 31, 2005 10:44 pm

A: Acctually she does have "feminine" parts down there, it just wasnt a HENTAI so they didndn tmake a big deal of it. (read th amangas, to get her lesbian affairs)


Q: why does deepthroat eat kilvasa?
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Post by EmilLang1000 » Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:59 pm

A: Because Nixon eats borscht.

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Post by NelTu » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:28 pm

A: It would be damn stupid!

Q: Why wont Inuyasha Tell kagome how he feels?
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Post by Yukina_Raven » Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:42 pm

A: Because then the series would actually GO somewhere.


Q: What would happen if Spike decided to go after Vash for that bounty over his head?

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Post by Bulghod » Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:11 pm

Answer

Q: as open as ummm.... a hooker standing by a 7-11?

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