funny anime questions

greenjinjo · Post by **greenjinjo** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:09 pm

A: The opposite of closed.

Q: What if 4Kids had dubbed Eva?

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:52 pm

A: Angels would be Aliens, the crhistian references would be gone, half of the "Asuke Strikes" Episode would be missing,

Spoiler McJimbo wrote:Kaji would be dead, just "have gone back to Germany", The shower scene with Kaoru and Shinji would be gone, as well as any implications of the two, or the blood, and Asuka would be scared instead of having her mind raped

and i'd be dead from banging my head against the wall so hard my brains poured out

Q: What would the Katamari Damacy anime be about?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:57 pm

I have to answer this one:
(Q: What if 4Kids had dubbed Eva?)

A1: The entire 4Kids staff, janitors included, would have been linched, tarred and feathered, and drawn and quartered by thousands of people resembling Comic Book Guy.

(Q: What would the Katamari Damacy anime be about?)

A2: Not nearly as bad as the afore mentioned 4Kids Eva...

Q: How insane must Gainax's works become before they're institutionalized?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:00 pm

oops... revision to A2:
NoTHING nearly as bad as the afore mentioned 4Kids Eva.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:17 pm

A: Shinji would sound like more of a pussy than he already is (having the same voice as Ash), Gendo would sound more evil (having the voice of either Yugi/Pharoh or Marik), Asuka would sound more whiny and bitchy (having the voice of Misty/Jesse), the Evas would say their names at every turn, and all the good stuff woulb taken out, which leaves us with a whole lot of nothing.

Q: Same question

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:21 pm

Danm my slowness!!!!!!!!!

Back to EmilLang1000's question.

YouTube · Post by **derobert** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:24 am

EmilLang1000 wrote:Q: How insane must Gainax's works become before they're institutionalized?

A: Actually, its a little known fact that they found that institutions are a great source of cheap writers and animators for anime during a stint at one after Daicon IV.

Q: In a battle between Uruno (the fox from Damekko Doubutsu) and a daicon (the vegitable), who would win? If the winner then faced Cheko-chan (Pugyuru), who would win? What attacks, tricks, tactics, etc. would be employed?

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:26 am

A: I flurry of bitch slaps, name calling with the mixed in KAMEHAMEHA!!!

Q: What's up with Paranoia Agent??? I was going WTF by the opening vid!

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:30 pm

A: Hence the name "Paranoia Agent".

Refer any WTF feelings here http://www.animemusicvideos.org/phpBB/v ... hp?t=48149

Q: "The following contest is the "Last Man Eating" match. Introducing first from Sesame Street (theme song play in background) "THE COOKIE MONSTER", From DB/Z/GT (Original DBZ entrance theme plays in background) "GOKU", From FullMetalAlchemist (FMA's entrance theme) "GLUTTONY", and from Trigun (Trigun's entrance theme) "he is the $$60Billion man, VASH THE STAMPEDE""

The bell rings, the eating begins. Who's gonna win?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 1:18 pm

A: First, Gluttony'd be too busy eating Cookie Monster to worry about the match, so they subsequently would be disqualified for "Eating another contestant" and "Being eaten by another contestant" respectively; that leaves Gokuu and Vash. Both would have a hard time trying to finish because both would constantly have to fend off every Tom Dick and Larry that comes along that tries to beat them, as they always do, but let's face it - when you're trying to wolf something down and still kick some ass, SOMETHING's gonna hafta give.
My prediction is that both would try to fight while stuffing food in their mouths, causing themselves to choke do the fact that fighting and eating simultaneously just DOESN'T mix; Spike from Bebop would enter into the scene, as would Ranma (Food-Fu eating contest, remember) and Fuu, from Samurai Champloo; Fuu would arise the victor for two reasons: Ranma's fast at eating, but in no way can hold that much, and Spike, though a bottomless pit, cannot beat this:

"It's a minor demon..." - Mugen

Q: What is the exchange rate of Double Dollars to Woolongs?