funny anime questions

.:SR:. · Post by **.:SR:.** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:03 pm

A. His ass

Q. (Someone Else Take This One)

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:12 pm

Q: Here's a math problem:

1 Keg of beer + 5 pounds of crack + 8 grams of weed + 1 ounce of heroin + 1 anime creator = what anime. Alright children, remember to show how you solved the problem.

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:04 pm

A: Okay... let's see... carry the 2... divide that by 5... Aha! The answer is none other than FLCL! Did I get it right? Huh?

Q: Open

YouTube · Post by **derobert** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:31 pm

Q: If Excel and Hyatt (of Excel Saga) did a radio show, what would it feature?

Anime2Envy · Post by **Anime2Envy** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:26 am

A.Chinese cooking (yummmm…Menchi.) and how to do CPR on someone with gallons of blood coming out their mouth.

Q. How many DBZ AMV’s does it take to drive a person mad?

CerebralAssamite · Post by **CerebralAssamite** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:43 am

A. 387,625,931

Q. What would have happened if Takumi couldn't clutch?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:08 am

Okay... I did not just spend 35 minutes writing this thing for it to NOT be shown...

Q1: If Excel and Hyatt (of Excel Saga) did a radio show, what would it feature?

A1:
Koshi Rikdo: I, Koshi Rikdo, do hereby allow the animators to make An Excel Saga Radio Show!
(Deutchland Deutchland plays in background.)
Excel: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYeverybodyit'stimeforanotherspankinhappyhourofACROSSFMWEWILLCRUSHYOUanywaywe'vegotcallerslinedupsolet'sstarttakingemNOW. Hyatt?
Hyatt:(Upchucks blood and drops over dead)
Excel:HOLY$)(!7!SHE'SDEAD - again
Howard Stern: Holy mother of Je$u$! Did you see that B!7()(?! She just f\/(|(!|\|g horked up more G0|)damn blood than Keith f\/|(|(!|\|g Richards!
Excel: Ah,don'tworryaboutit;shediesaboutthreetimeseveryepisode,thenshepopsbackuplikethreesecondslater
Hyatt: hello, oh callers from the masses! let's take our first caller - hello, you're on ACROSS FM
Howard Stern: Uh, sweet-cheeks? Y'got a little blood right on yer lip, there; looks like ya gave someone a BJ with a cheeze grater'r somethin'
Excel: WhattheF\/(|(?
Phone: (Iwata) Hello, ladies; just wondrin' if your doin anything after the show? Maybe we could stop by my place for a little Twist-hey! What the- (sounds of a savage beatdown come from the phone) (Watanabe) Please excuse us; our acquaintance is a total moron!
Howard Stern: I dunno, I kinda liked the way that was goin...
Hyatt: oh my... is your friend alright?
Phone: (Matsuya) Yeah, his arm's just up his - (Watanabe) Wait... are you...?
Hyatt: oh! is that you, mister watanabe?
Phone: (Watanabe)... CRAP! *click* *bzzz*
Excel: OkaYYYYY,wellthen,ontothenextcaller!Hello,you'reonACROSSFMALLBOWBEFORELORDILPALAZZO
Phone: (Sumiyoshi)... ... ... ...
Excel: Whatthehell?
Phone: (Sumiyoshi)... ... ... ...
Howard Stern: The F\/(|('s the deal here; we not connected or somethin'?
Hyatt: oh dear; senior excel, i believe it's time to play the music
Excel:ACK!YOU'RERIGHT!Well,here'sanewonefromIlPalazzo-ILPALAZZOOO~!!!
Howard Stern: Whoa! Can we get this broad a f\/(|(in' wetsuit over here?
Excel:Excuseme-IlPalazzoandthePuuchuus,called,"SSORCA liah llA";hm...mustbesomekindaforeignlanguagething.
Howard Stern: Hey, waitaminute, isn't that All hail ACROSS backwa-
(Gun fires; Howard Stern flops over, dead, with a gunshot in his head; IlPalazzo standsinthebackgroundwithasmokinggun)
Excel:Well,lookslikewe'reouttatimehere,sogoodnighttoalltheignorantmassesouttheeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeee------
(Her words fade as she falls down a bottomless shaft; IlPalazzo stands in the background, holding a pully rope.)
Hyatt: oh, dear
(Upchucks more blood and falls over dead... again)

Q2: What would have happened if Takumi couldn't clutch?

A2: You remember all those redshirt characters in Speed Racer who'd go flying off the edge of teh cliff for no good reason? Yeahhhhhh...

Q: If the Eva movies ever get made, how many uber-Christians will they piss off exactly?

cholinms · Post by **cholinms** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:16 am

A: Every one of them. From the Pope on down.

Q: Why is the conflict between Komugi and Ungrars maid(Magical Nurse Komugi) from always come down to name calling about breast size?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:43 pm

A. because every arguement about anything always comes down to breast size.

Q. is any actual anime "super heros"(besides Saiyaman)

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:22 pm

A: Sure! Ever heard of Battle of the Planets? Ooooh Gatchaman, Gatchamaaaaaan!

Q: Do Japanese made video games about Japan count as anime? It worked for Final Fantasy, right?