A while back, I tried coming up with some ideas of what some anime might look like on TV. It got locked, but I think that was because I didn't exactly make myself clear on what I was going for.
Ahem, so... what I am going to do is see how creative people are at lampooning different anime, exploiting their flaws, short-comings, and even going after the good ones! After all, it's what they do on Family Guy!
I'll start off, and I would like to see others follow with examples of their own! Let us begin...
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"We now return to Cooking in the Kitchen with Ed and Al!"
"Okay, so we mix 30 ounces of salt in with the iron and stir vigoriously for 10 minutes. Then we add some trace minerals for flavor. Al, do you know what to do next?"
"Why sure Ed, next is when we make the mass human sacrifice!"
"EXACTLY! So, for those of you who are in the stuido audience today...
...buh-bye!"
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"NEW FROM GARNIER FRUCTIS! IT'S SAMURAI CHAMPLOO! Yes, now even you can have the rugged hip-hop dos of your favorite ass-kicking samurai! Just apply Samurai Champloo to moistened hair, rinse, repeat, and before you can say "Fuu", you have one wicked head of hair! Warning: Flying Squirrel not included!"
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"...and from the East, we have some snow storms followed by freezing Wolf's Rain, and tomorrow our forecast shows..."
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"Today on Eiken..."
"I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"
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"Okay, Naruto, now I want you to listen to me very closely!"
"Yes, Master Kakashi"
"The key to mastering your chakra can only be done if you follow this simple technique that must run through your head on a daily basis. Are you ready?"
"Yes!"
"Alright... wax on! Wax off..."
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"It's The Dating Game: Tenchi Muyo Edition! I'm Nanami Jinnai, your fabulous announcer, and now here's your host, my clinically insane brother: Katsuhiko Jinnai!"
"Hi everyone! BOW DOWN AND OBEY ME! Today, we have another lucky bachelor who will date one of our three lucky ladies! THE BUGROM WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! Now let's meet our contestants! Hit it Nanami!"
"HE'S A SHRINE KEEPER WHO LIKES PRACTICING KENDO AND KEEPING HIS VIRGINITY UNTIL HE MEETS 'THE ONE'!"
"HEY!"
"HEEEEEEEEERE'S TENCHI MASAKI!"
"And now the ladies... I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!"
"SHE'S A WANTED SPACE PIRATE WHO HAS A CERTAIN SOMEONE WRAPPED AROUND HER PINKY FINGER AND LIKES TO GET DRUNK ON A DAILY BASIS! HEEEEEEEEERE'S RYOKO!"
"Hi everybody!
(hic)""SHE'S THE PRINCESS OF A GALACTIC EMPIRE WITH ENOUGH MONEY TO OWN YOU TEN TIMES OVER! SHE LIKES FLOWER ARRANGING, WALKS IN THE PARK, AND KEEPS A LOADED HARRISEN FAN ON HER AT ALL TIMES! HEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S AYEKA!"
"It's a pleasure to be here!"
"AND NOW FOR OUR LAST CONTESTANT! AN OFFICER FROM THE GALAXY POLICE WHO LITERALLY WANDERED HERE ONTO THE SET AND HAS SOMEHOW DODGED SECURITY! HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S MIHOSHI!"
"Is the snack bar around here? I've been looking for it for some time now!"
:Kiyone in the audience: "Oh... God!"
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"Next time on Saiyuki: Journey to the West:"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Are we there yet?"
"NO!"
"Are we there yet?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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"Today on HGTV, we take a look at the lovely upside-down castle on the grounds of beautiful Ohtori Academy! It was said that the fate of the world happened underneath this very building! We have with us the castle owner and grounds-keeper, Akio Ohtori. So tell us Mr. Ohtori, what inspired you to build this wonderful masterpiece."
"Oh I didn't build it. It was build from the hearts and souls of those who are corrupt and who shall never find true happiness lest they admit the truth about themselves!"
"Ooooookay."
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So these are just some examples of what I had in mind... okay so maybe it's more like Anime Robot Chicken, but you get the idea.
CONTINUE!
~Otaku-Man
Go Fish!
