If anime were on Peter Griffin's TV...

[megaman917]

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Ms. Piggy: Kermi, where's The Count? We were all going to throw a surprise party for Oscar.

Kermit: I just saw him yesterday, he said something about going to London, England, to visit his cousin. I think his name was Alucard.

(Side note: this was just a reference to Alucard and Hellsing. I apologize if anyone was offended by this joke because of the terrorist attacks that occured yesterday.)

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*very end of End Of Evangelion*
Asuka: I feel sick.
Shinji:

*camera crew shows up*
Fake ATF officer: HA! HA! Asuka, Shinji. YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNKED!

Shinji: what! You Mean? YOU PUT US THROUGH THIS HELL, JUST FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shinji: Were my dad, Misato and everyone else in on this?
Fake ATF officer: OH HELL YEAH! *still laughing*
Asuka: What!
*Shinji picks up a large pipe*
Shinji: Asuka, we've just been punked. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shinji charges the crew and starts swinging that pipe at everyone and everything in sight, save for Asuka who is still crying*
Asuka: Sh-Sh-Shinji? *she starts to smile*
Fake ATF officer: HE'S LOST IT! RUN!
*they all run away*

*Shinji picks up Asuka into his arms and walks away*
Asuka: *looks Shinji in the eyes, places her hand on his face, and kisses him on the lips* Thank you, Shinji. I never knew you had it in you.
Shinji: Asuka, lets go plan our revenge.
Asuka: *smiles and blushes, and then hugs him* Yeah!
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Ashton Kutcher: I'm sure glad I wasn't there, but they do make a twisted cute couple.

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K: *knocks on Naota's front door* HARUKO! OPEN UP! M.I.B.!
J: WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY LADY! OPEN UP!
Haruko: OH PROTECT ME TAKUN! *sttarts hugging up Naota*
Naota: HUH!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?

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Announcer: Our next entrant in this year's international dog competition is Kagome Higurashi from Tokyo, Japan and her half human, half demon dog, Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: Kagome, where the hell are we, and can you tell me WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING A LEASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: UMF! I'm gonna get you for this!
Kagome: Now roll over. *kicks him in the stomach*
Inuyasha: OOH! *rolling around on floor in pain*
Kagome: Good Boy!

Announcer: Such obedience!

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[Yok/0]

Kzzzzzt

Usagi: Moon Crisis Power...Make up!

(Money is being thrown in the background during transformation)

Usagi: Wheres the money coming from?

Quagmire: Oh right! Gigidi Gigidi!

[suicidechangesnothing]

hahah that would be great i was laughing so hard when speed racer was on it :3

[Wedding_Angel]

BRIAN:...that doesnt sound like such a good idea..remember the time you joined the sailor scouts...
* flashback*

( shows all the sailor scouts standing to battle with peter standing in the middle as sailor moon with a ridculously tight sailor scout outift)

peter:..look guys, if i'm gonna be the chosen one you could at least give me a suit that fits...

( his fat bursts out - the sailor scouts glare at him)

peter: oops...i'm not going to have to pay for that am i..?
( does the whole- point and run thing)look...a...talking cat!

sailor mars: thats not unusual...hey!

peter has run off naked leaving the suit behind..

[megaman917]

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Announcer: Our next entrant in this year's international dog competition is Kagome Higurashi from Tokyo, Japan and her half human, half demon dog, Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: Kagome, where the hell are we, and can you tell me WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING A LEASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: UMF! I'm gonna get you for this!
Kagome: Now roll over. *kicks him in the stomach*
Inuyasha: OOH! *rolling around on floor in pain*
Kagome: Good Boy!

Announcer: Such obedience!

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(Peter and Brian are also in the dog competition, and are observing Kagome, who is still torturing Inuyasha)
Peter: Brian, there's no way in hell we can beat them.
Brian: I bet he's not even house broken.

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Quagmire: Cleveland, you need to go on a vacation and try to get over your soon to be ex-wife.

Cleveland: Are you sure Quagmire? I'm not so sure it's a good idea.

Quagmire: Cleveland, you're talking to an airline pilot. I've been to hundreds of fun places and done hundred of "fun things". Like the time I went to Japan,
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*flashback*
(Quagmire is getting into a hotspring and sees a hole in the wooden fence. He looks through the peep hole and sees Ryoko, Ayeka, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Washu, and (an older) Sasami, all bathing in the nude)

Quagmire: Heh heh, Alright!

(Quagmire then sees Tenchi getting with the girls)

Quagmire: I'd kill to be you right about now.
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Quagmire: or the time I went to London,
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*flashback*
(Quagmire is taking a tour throught the mansion of Integra Wingates Hellsing. He get separated from the tour group and finds himself right outside Integra's bedroom. The door is cracked open and sees Integra stepping out of her bathroom. She drops her towel and Quagmire sees it all.)

Quagmire: Heh he, Alright!
Integra: Who's there? *she quickly covers up*

(Quagmire runs and finds himself in the basement and then cellar and finds Ceras's bedroom and sees her changing while drinking blood)

Quagmire: Vampire chick!, Alright!
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Quagmire: or that time I went into outer space.
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*flashback*
(Quagmire ship is docked with the Nirvana from Vandread. He goes on board and sees all of the scantaly clad women)

Quagmire: *gets down his knees and puts his hands together and prays* Thank you, God, for leading me to the promised land!
Quagmire: Heh heh, right! GIGIDY GIGIDY GI-GI-DY!

*Jura and Barnette walk up to him*
Quagmire:
Jura: *pulls out her sword and puts it against his neck* Hey there big boy!
Barnette: *pulls out her 9mm and aims it at his head* How ya doing?
Quagmire: *gulp*
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Quagmire: or the time I...........
Cleveland: Alright, alright, I'll go, I'll go!

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[Wedding_Angel]

( this is just a short one- i have no idea where it would go in the script, its just i really like this thread)

Peter: great Brian, now, Return to me * throws a pokeball at Brian, it hits him on the head and bounces off*
Brian: For the last time Peter, i am not a pokemon..

[yuppa]

kzzzt* Next week on inu yasha! Miroku finds a new use for the windtunnel!!

peter and brian sitting on the couch*

Peter: man i wish i had one of those windtunnels!! that would be so freakin sweet!

Brian: I dont know peter.. rember that time in anchient japan?

Peter bumps in to naraku and make mistakes him for a girl*

Peter: aww crap!! im sorry mam!! let me help you up!

naraku gets up and yells, " I AM NOT A WOMAN!! I curse you! your right hand will becoem a ever increasing hole till you are devoured!*naraku disapears*
Peter: SWEET!! *peter walks down the road and a young girl i slaying naked on the side of the road masturbating* WOW!! *she gets up and walks over to him and just starts to "go down on him when peter hand opens up cause shes so good n sucks her in so fast peter dont realize it*

Peter: oh yeah.. wish lois could do that that good!! wow thats alot of suction!!*peter looks down* naaaaahhhh!!!!!!

[Ileia]

So, to condense that, Peter would use his wind tunnel to suck himself off.

[yuppa]

*bang* sorry it was funny going down in the post box^^

[Ileia]

Hahahahahah