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Stewie: "Okay, listen to this! This is great! Okay, two blondes and a brunette walk into a..."
Brian: "...bar. The brunette ducks... yeah I know!"
Stewie: "DAMMIT! Okay, let's try this one..."
Brian: "*sigh* Look kid, don't you have a planet to try and take over? You used to do that all the time!"
Stewie: "HA! I've got more plans up my sleeve than you have fleas!
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Hey that rhymes! Good one, I'll have to remember that one for my next sexy party!
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Brian: "Oh really? Like what?"
Stewie: "Well, there was the one time I started a colony out around the moons of Jupiter, but those DAMNED incompetent morons couldn't get their heads out of the television to LISTEN to anything I said!"
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Stewie: "Alright, we send a tulip over to New Mexico here, and make sure it hits THIS spot! There's a hidden military base there that once we take it over..."
Crony: "Then the people shall know the goodness of Gekigangar 3!"
Stewie: "Yes, exact...wait, WHAT?!"
Crony 2: "Of course! With that much power, we can build a Gekigangar so large that people will HAVE to love it!"
Stewie: "NO NO NO! I've told you all time and again, NO GIANT ROBOTS! GOD! Am I the only one here seeing the value of a BATTLESHIP! You know something of a STRATEGIC advantage!?"
Crony: "A battleship is no match against the Gekigangar 3!"
Stewie: "GRRR! NO IT ISN'T! A BATTLESHIP HAS TEN TIMES MORE FIREPOWER THAN SOME BLOODY ROBOT!"
Crony 2: "But all he'd have to do is one GEKIGAN-BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAM!! and then the ship will all be KABOOOOOM!"
Stewie: "Alright, you know what? Why don't you just do that. Go and build that giant robot of yours and why I don't I just, you know, resign and watch your utter destruction on the TV. Yes, I'd say that's a good idea. Now if you'll excuse me... 'Nuts to you! I'm heading back to my residence!"
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Brian: "Well at least you got all that collectable merchandise."
Stewie: "Collectable? Pffft! I only got $20 for the entire lot on eBay!"
Brian: "Well at least you came away from it with something this time."
Stewie: "Oh GOD, don't remind me!"
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*Two AS's clashing against each other*
Stewie: "HA HA HA HA HA HA! It's no use you foolish child! You can not best me in combat this day!"
Sousuke: "Damn, he's good... too good... just who is he?"
Stewie: "Soon you will all bow down to my power, and then the world will be mine! FINALLY!"
Kaname: "Sousuke? Sousuke, can you hear me?"
Sousuke: "Miss Chidori?"
Stewie: "What the Deuce?"
Kaname: "Listen to me Sousuke, the lambda driver is powered by emotion! To win, you need to focus your energy! Get angry! Think about what he'd do to me if he captured me!"
Sousuke: *CENSORED THOUGHTS*
Stewie: *Benny Hill theme is playing as Stewie wears a yuppy sailor's outfit and chases Kaname around a living room*
"Hee hee, oh that would be a fun time!"
*looks up to see giant AS fist coming his way*
"OH BLOODY HELL!"
*WHAMMO!*
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Stewie: "Oh like you could concentrate on something other than sexy parties!"
Brian: "Actually now that you mention it, I can concentrate on other things. Even when kidnapped!"
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Spike: "Now why don't you hand over that briefcase?"
Thief: "I swear, it's mine! REALLY!?"
Pet Shop Lady: *Opens suitcase*
"*GASP* Isn't he adorable!?"
Brian: "Ohhhh man, what did I DO last night? Hey lady, you got anything for a hangover?"
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Stewie: "BWA HA HA HA HA! YOU GOT LOCKED IN A SUITCASE!"
Brian: "Hey, you shut up! I was meeting a good friend of mine that night and it turned out he was on the run. How was I supposed to know they'd mistake a drunken me for Ein?"
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Guy in White Lab Coat: "Has anyone seen a Welsh Corgy around here!"
Brian: "OH HEY! YOO HOO! He's RIGHT HERE!"
Ein: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Brian: "Oh, don't be such a BITCH!"
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Stewie: "Didn't end well did it?"
Brian: "Nope"
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~Otaku-Man
