What Anime Characters Would Never Say

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:41 am

Ash: BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST... BALLS OF THEM ALL!

Hare: JUNGLE BOOGIE... *trumpets* JUNGLE BOOGIE...

Mega Man.exe: Lan, just what kind of things are you looking up no... OH MY GOD!

Yoh Asakura: *dials phone number* *riiiiiing* *click* Hello? Ghostbusters?

Luffy: I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL...

Tylor: ...I HAVE INFORMATION ON ANIMAL, VEGETABLE, OR MINERAL!

Akari: STEROIDS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN STEROIDS?! (bonus points if anyone knows which series this is from)

NumberMan: Let's see... add lines 19 through 24 together, and write the result in line 25, then take any deductables from form 1042-G...

Chisa: Hi! Wecome to FedEx Kinkos!

Chiyo-chan: Oh BOY! My friends got me a video game for my birthday! I can't wait to play this "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas", whatever that is!

Tomo: Think Chiyo-chan will like the present I got her?

Yomi: Uhhh, you DO know what that is, right?

Yucie: I don't wanna grow up! I'm a Toys 'R Us kid!

Sousuke in Bonta-kun outfit: FUMOOOFFFOOOHHHH S*IT!

D: And now, a little ventrilinquisim!

D's Hand: YOU SUCK!

Chiyo-chan: YO YO YO! WHAT IS UP MY N...

Yomi, Sakaki, Tomo, Osaka, Yukari, Nyamo, Kaorin: CHIYO-CHAN NO!

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~Otaku-Man

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:57 pm

Miaka: I'm sorry, but I must decline your offer to be the Suzaku Priestess. I've got an appointment to intern at IBM as a systems analyst.

Robin: Ow! Shit, burned myself again!

D: Stop!
D's Hand: Hammertime!

Usagi [to the rest of the Sailors]: Okay, now Mamoru told me you just load all the bullets into the gun and start by trying to find a blank chamber with your head. It's called Russian Roulette..

Pegasus: God, my ass is numb from sitting in this chair.

[female] Ranma: Just let me get my balls. They're in the bath.

PAN the Wicked Witch · Post by **PAN the Wicked Witch** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:15 pm

Lina invas: My bust is way to big

Vegita: Pride is nothing

OtakuForLife · Post by **OtakuForLife** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:36 pm

Yomako Readman: Reading, tv is much better..

Lain: Oww the friggin glare is killing me..

Lain: Must add one more lens flare..

Yuri: Yeah nothing blew up today, you can go home.

Spike: Where'd I park my plane?..shit where is it..

Luffy: I am the pirate king!! , hoaryy for the pirate king...

Lain: "Where is my mind?"

Tenchi: "I finally decided which of you I want , umm booty" - redeath

Shinji: I'm slim shinji all you other slim shiji's are just inmatating...
So, won't the real slim shiji, please stand up.

Keitro: Yeah, I love exams!!

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:32 pm

Millenear wrote:Usagi [to the rest of the Sailors]: Okay, now Mamoru told me you just load all the bullets into the gun and start by trying to find a blank chamber with your head. It's called Russian Roulette..

You for got to add she is using a desert eagle with 8 shots^_^

Motoko kusanagi: hey batou wanna have sex?

OtakuForLife · Post by **OtakuForLife** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:43 pm

yuppa wrote:
Millenear wrote:Usagi [to the rest of the Sailors]: Okay, now Mamoru told me you just load all the bullets into the gun and start by trying to find a blank chamber with your head. It's called Russian Roulette..
You for got to add she is using a desert eagle with 8 shots^_^

Motoko kusanagi: hey batou wanna have sex?

she wants to but not with him

Funsch · Post by **Funsch** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:55 am

Bit Cloud: This is a big deal!!!!!

Yugi/Yami: I don't believe in the heart of the cards!

Seto Kaiba: Must believe in the heart of the cards!

Rachirure · Post by **Rachirure** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:12 am

Kouga - "InuYasha, you can have Kagome"

Kagome - "Kouga, I love you"

Mirouku - "I priomise I won't be all touchy-feely anymore, Sango"

Naraku - "You're one hot sexy hanyou, InuYasha"

xD

roadapples · Post by **roadapples** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:02 am

Inuyasha--Kagome i want to stick my thumb in your butt

Miroku--cowboy butts drive me nuts

Kagome--get away from me Inuyasha you smell like feet

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:09 am

kagome: Oh harder harder inu yasha!! Inu: Im trying im trying!!

Songo: Ahhnn its to big miroku! HEy dont stick it Back there!! *faarrtt*

Inuyasha: Hey shipo! come here i have a lolita complex!

Chii: woof!! woof!!

Spike: I love you faye.. lets get married and retire from bounty hunting, screw viscious. (vicious mouth drops through the floor!!)

Yomeko:HEY!! lets burn books!!
KeI: sigh.. yuri do you think this dress make me look pretty?*she giggles and danced around.*
Yuri: hell no!! it makes you look like a FAT WHALE!*yuri shoots at her feet*