What Anime Characters Would Never Say

[Quincy-kun]

Shuichi: Shove it Yuki. You know I've just been with you to get into your sister's pants.

ROTF! THAT WAS EFFING AWESOME!

Ichigo: You know, Rukia, you shoud become a professional artist.

Miroku: Sorry, Sango. I'm gay.

Yami/Yugi: My hair's going outta trend. I think I might get it cut.

Tsukasa: shut the f*** up subaru. we're through.

Mushra: I'm tired of trying to find shinzo. let's go to africa instead!

Tyson: D*** YOU, DRAGOON! *throws dragoon at wall*

Hughes: I'm tired of talking about my daughter. I'm gonna go read porn instead.

Chiyo-chan: Derrrrrrr....... *drools*

Zatch Bell: I don't care about being king anymore. Let's just go to the bar and get a budweiser.

[Bakura_Lover]

Heyya Im new ^^ and i have some things to but they might suck

Yami Bakura: Lets make this world a happy place with pink fluffy stuff
Ryou Bakura: Lets go and kill everyone
Yami: Yugi, I have somthing with Pegasus
Yugi: Yami i hate you *slaps Yami*
Tea: SCREW FRIENDSHIP
Joey: NOOOOOO NO MORE FOOD I HATE FOOD
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[Millenear]

Integra I think I'm gonna ralph.

Ilpallazzo Exceeeel! Honey, I'm home!

Rei Usagi, did you take my strap on again?

Piccolo It's not easy being green.

Jet Oh screw this. I'm going back to the ISSP.

Ein Oh, didn't you know I could talk? Data dog my sweet rectum. I am God, do you hear? God!!

[asrrin29]

Ein Oh, didn't you know I could talk? Data dog my sweet rectum. I am God, do you hear? God!!

BWAHAHAHA!!!! I could see him saying that!

Haruko (FLCL): ... *is speechless* ...

[Millenear]

Nabeshin: No, really. My hair's empty.

[inuhikarifan]

Kikyo: I'm glad to be alive.
Tohru Honda: (fill in any objectionable phrase)
Tomoyo (CCS): I ran out of outfits.
Sesshomaru: Pet my fluff.
Inuyasha to Sesshomaru: Let's be friends, bro.
Tsukasa: I'm going to log off now, later!
Kira Yamato: Wow, so Coordinators are superior.
Sorata Arisugawa (X): Screw the prophecy, I'm protecting myself.
Chrno to Rosette: Nice driving.
Kyo to Kagura: Nice to see you.
Vash: There's not enough...BLOOD! (sorry, Gaara, stole your line there)
Sakura to Ino: You win.
Jaken: (after bumping into Sesshomaru) hey, watch it buddy!
Merle to Hitomi: You know, you'd be good for Van.
Dark: Daisuke, I need some dating advice.

[x_rex30]

Relena (Gundam Wing): Heero, go away!
Ed (FMA): "My dad? Yeah he rocks"
Batou (GitS): "Ah screw this philosophy"

[older_gohan]

Ok I'm gonna love this one.

Vegeta: Spandex is so in!

Heero Yuy: I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is.....

Excel Excel: really LLalpalazzo, if you reconsider your thesis on human evolution and nature, you'll see your solutions were contrite and rath synical. True human nature may not be determined by the general public relations displayed by different hollywood productions but rather the dogmatic views on a of one sided society who's religious view contradict.

Alphonse Elric: f*** you a**hole

Sango: *moans* touch me again miroku!

(can't think of any others at the moment)

[pink_hedgehog]

Jaken to Sesshomaru - No *deathed*

Kouga to Inuyasha - oh, you're not so bad...

Miroku - Sorry ladies, Im gay.

Kagome about Inuyasha - OMG a talking dog!

Naraku - its ok, you can keep that jewel shard, I have plenty

Inuyasha to Sesshomaru - I dont really need the tetsusigua anymore...

Kirara - woof

Myoga - nah, I'll stick around ( add-on: I got money on this fight)

Shippou - pff Naraku, I'm not afraid of Naraku

Master Roshi - I feel like chicken tonight!
Muten Roushi (japanese vers) - I should put down this porno and go train goku

[oldwrench]

Tokyo Godfathers:
Hana: Wow, she is one hot babe, I'd love to jump her.

Plastic Little:
Captain Tita: So what if hers are bigger than mine, size doesn't mean anything.

Petshop of Horrors:
Count D: I sell pets that kill people.

Vampire Hunter D:
D: I want to suck your blood.