funny anime questions

Dylan's forcelance · Post by **Dylan's forcelance** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:02 am

A: He was a strawberry egg. Whatever that is.

Q: What anime character would buy a monkey if they had a million dollars, and why?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:39 am

A: Spritle, because Speed finally got so F&*^ING pissed at Chim-Chim, the Monkey Who Moves Once Every Six Frames, for grabbing Trixy's chest constantly and bumming rides in his trunk that he ran the little bastard over in the Mach Five, then shot the remains with a shotgun multiple times.

Q: Any chance we can get him to do the same to Milk-chan, Ash, and that stupid Pikachu?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:14 pm

A. Ash and Pikachu yes, Milk Chan would pop Speed's knee caps with her gun and cut him up with her katana.

Q. who would actually name their kid "Speed", what he grew up from a fat lazy kid to a fat ass adult? you know.

OtakuMan22 · Post by **OtakuMan22** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:29 pm

A: Howdareyou!IamappalledthatyouinsultmynameSpeedwhichisinnoway
connectedtothedrugspeedwhichcausespeopletogoreallyfastfastfastandifthat's
whatyouareimplyingthanyouarereallyreallyreallywrong!hahaha!

Q: Where is Chim-Chim... RIGHT NOW!?

~Otaku-Man

[paizuri: Long line split to prevent forum stretching.]

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:39 pm

A: In Chris Griffin's closet

Q: Somebody else do one...

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:42 pm

I have to answer this.

A. sitting in the alley smoking crack in a banana peel with Curious George, the Cocoa Crispies monkey and all the other monkeys that dissappear over time.

Q. Why wont Pokemon end?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:31 pm

A1: The creator is trying to milk it for all it's worth.
A2: The creator along with 4Kids are trying to take over world by using the show.
A3: The Pokemon hunting season hasn't been declared. (Elmer Fudd is anxiously waitng)
A4: We haven't killed them ourselves yet.

Q: Who has the next question?

[paizuri: No one. This thread used to be funny but all the fun seems to have been sucked out pages ago. Feel free to start another one, but if you're feeling uninspired, don't post.]