Failed jobs of anime characters..

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Post by megaman917 » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:43 pm

Rei Ayanami: Motivational speaker.
Shinji Ikari: Relationship consultant.
Gendo Ikari: Father Of The Year.

Alucard: as The Count on Sasame Street
Seras: Any children's show.
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Post by Free Your Mind » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:28 pm

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Perfect job for Shinji: Emotive Rock Musician
[Shinji (Screaming/Singing into mic): I WANNA SLIT MY WRISTS, BECAUSE I HATE MY FATHER!!! AAAAAIIIIEEEE!!! MY MOM IS DEAD AND I'LL BITCH ALL I WANT!!! MY ROOMATE IS A ROYAL BITCH!!! AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!![/quote]


Amen!


Eva episode 28 was when he really got pissed off.
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Post by oldwrench » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:53 pm

Goku: schoolbus driver

Miroku: womens shoe salesman

Guts: dance instructor

Gendo Ikari: preschool teacher

Ayumu Kasuga "Osaka": investment analyst
Where did you say I'm going?.... And what am I doing in a handbasket?

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Post by Turambar1337 » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:17 pm

Vegeta: Flight Attendant
Sephiroth: Interior Designer
Relena Peacecraft: Nightclub Bouncer
Spike: Bomb Squad
Yusuke Yurameshi: Spirit Detective

also

Vegeta: Day care worker
Vegeta: Gym Teacher
Vegeta: Anything involving people skills

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Post by Aliana » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:28 pm

Sephiroth: Hair designer, Ballet Dancer, President (SEPHY FOR
PRESIDENT OF THE UNFREE WORLD!)

Tifa: Pop Idol

Cloud: Cowboy (again, with the mosey)

Barret: Guy in a Mickey Mouse suit at disney world

Cid: A priest

Red: a Sled dog

Yuffie: A refined Empress

Vincent: a Stripper :twisted:
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Post by Turambar1337 » Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:13 pm

Cloud: Talkshow host

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Post by KingSchwill » Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:28 pm

Bardiel13 wrote: Perfect job for Shinji: Emotive Rock Musician
[Shinji (Screaming/Singing into mic): I WANNA SLIT MY WRISTS, BECAUSE I HATE MY FATHER!!! AAAAAIIIIEEEE!!! MY MOM IS DEAD AND I'LL BITCH ALL I WANT!!! MY ROOMATE IS A ROYAL BITCH!!! AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Q. Way off topic but how many EVA piolet does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. None They'ld rather sit in the dark and cry.
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Post by GoldenGundam » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:29 am

Knives:...anything involving people...

Naruto: psychiatrist

Vegeta: hotel bus boy

Misato: trash collector :lol:
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Post by paranoia_agent99 » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:39 am

Free Your Mind wrote:[quote="

Perfect job for Shinji: Emotive Rock Musician
[Shinji (Screaming/Singing into mic): I WANNA SLIT MY WRISTS, BECAUSE I HATE MY FATHER!!! AAAAAIIIIEEEE!!! MY MOM IS DEAD AND I'LL BITCH ALL I WANT!!! MY ROOMATE IS A ROYAL BITCH!!! AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Amen!


Eva episode 28 was when he really got pissed off.[/quote]

well that is metel.DONT IGNOR METEL METEL LOVES YOU
if the end is really the begining, where did we start off?

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Post by Otohiko » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:22 am

Free Your Mind wrote: Eva episode 28 was when he really got pissed off.
Um, dude, Eva has 26 episodes :roll:

Unless.... :shock:
The Birds are using humanity in order to throw something terrifying at this green pig. And then what happens to us all later, that’s simply not important to them…

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