Miss Anime Universe Talent contest.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:49 pm

*kicks the corpse around to see if it moves*

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:15 pm

*sees the corpse move and unloads Jackal and Cassull into it followed by a volley of Harkonnen shells*

madbunny · Post by **madbunny** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:35 am

how this thread has gone on without being locked is beyond my imagination skills.

Besides, Asa should obviously be the winner.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:47 am

madbunny wrote:how this thread has gone on without being locked is beyond my imagination skills.

Besides, Asa should obviously be the winner.

Just pick up a gun, join the movement, and start aiming at Head Hunter.

madbunny · Post by **madbunny** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:14 am

Well instead of the well known bountiful beauty that the various contestants have I'll list some of their faults:

Faye: She smokes, drinks and sits in the sun all the time in addition to having a gamblin addiction. Pick her and you'll be broke, and dealing with lung and skin cancer.

Kazetsubaki: She's pretty strong, but with those huge knockers in a few years she'll have then around her waist. In addition to that, what with her control fetish and owning a huge company you'll be little whipping boy forever. "eat your peas or I'll turn you into a toad".

Rei: Well imagine having a conversation with her.
You - "Hey, you wanna watch something on TV?"
Rei - "....................................................................ngh................"
You - "Right." "How about we go out for dinner instead"
Rei - "...............................................................................ngh......"

Asa obviously wins.
She's pure, loves the one she loves and has likes to talk. Plus in her show she likes a boy that has geeky habits like building model ships. It's not hard to stretch that to perhaps a slightly geekier habit like making and watching AMVs.

Beat that with your silly gun chatter fools!

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:44 pm

madbunny wrote:Well instead of the well known bountiful beauty that the various contestants have I'll list some of their faults:

Faye: She smokes, drinks and sits in the sun all the time in addition to having a gamblin addiction. Pick her and you'll be broke, and dealing with lung and skin cancer.

Kazetsubaki: She's pretty strong, but with those huge knockers in a few years she'll have then around her waist. In addition to that, what with her control fetish and owning a huge company you'll be little whipping boy forever. "eat your peas or I'll turn you into a toad".

Rei: Well imagine having a conversation with her.
You - "Hey, you wanna watch something on TV?"
Rei - "....................................................................ngh................"
You - "Right." "How about we go out for dinner instead"
Rei - "...............................................................................ngh......"

Asa obviously wins.
She's pure, loves the one she loves and has likes to talk. Plus in her show she likes a boy that has geeky habits like building model ships. It's not hard to stretch that to perhaps a slightly geekier habit like making and watching AMVs.

Beat that with your silly gun chatter fools!

I don't have to, I'm for Asa winning to.

*Points punisher back at The Origonal Head Hunter again*

Tenshi K. Tama · Post by **Tenshi K. Tama** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:31 pm

this is actually quite interesting......

Sorry HeadHunter but the anti-Faye movement has a new member.

I just don't wanna get shot....

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:57 pm

going against me will get you shot! *reloads Harkonnen and aims at the mob*

Merm · Post by **Merm** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:00 pm

*Merm still standing in a force field tosses a fire ball into a neighboring forum*Then proceeds to wipe flaming chunks of posts off shirt*
I will not say it again: VOTE KURIKO!
I will join the anti-faye movement.
Original Head Hunter - down you go...

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:01 pm

ok time to call in the big guns *pulls out Harkonnen II*