Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:10 pm

A: Naruto transforms back, wakes up, sees Lee lying next to him, realizes that he slept with Lee in his Sexy Jutsu form, jumps up out of bed and..............

Naruto:

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK! LEE, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?
Lee: *half asleep* Come back to bed, baby, and let's get on like we did last night.

Naruto: W-W-WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????? OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have such a fucking headache!

Lee: *wakes up and sees Naruto and jumps out of bed* NARUTO! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CLOTHES!?
Naruto: THIS MY GOD DAMN APARTMENT! *looks down* HOLY SHIT! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CLOTHES!? OH GOD! PLEASE TELL ME WE DIDN'T! PLEASE TELL ME WE DIDN'T! I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!
Lee: OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS CAN DO TO MY CHANCES WITH SAKURA!? IF ANYONE FINDS OUT, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE IT DOWN! WE NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME NARUTO!? Damn this fucking hangover!
Naruto: AGREED! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! *pukes all over floor*

The next day they were on the front page of the Daily Ninja. Aparently Sasuke and Sakura were in the room with them, in disguise as inaminimate objects, taking pictures. They became the laughing stock of the entire village. Neither of them could go anywhere without people making fun of them. Naruto and Lee beat the shit out of Sasuke, twice. The second time was because they didn't want hurt Sakura, even though it was her idea. Naruto kept puking all over the place, and later found out that he might be pregnant.

Q1: Being the gentlemen that they are, Lee and Naruto decided not hurt Sakura, but they were going to get even. What did they do to get back at Sakura and humiliate her?
Q2: Did Naruto really become pregnant after all this?

celibi87 · Post by **celibi87** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:45 pm

First of all i congratulate u on that post.
A1: They posted blackmail pictures of her all over the town, most of them were of her in her nightgown with a teddy bear.
A2: Yes and its going to be a boy....or a fox. They cant seem to tell because there is a disturbance in the force.
Q: WHat else did they do to get even with sakura?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:58 pm

A. they got that fat kid who eats alot to change into Sasuke and trick Sakura into the sack, BOOM! wakes up next to fatty and cookie crumbs.

time for a change of pace.....

alright, you wanna learn alchemy, and you've got a huge list willing teachers. so the question is...

1.who'd be your dream teacher?
2.who'd be your nightmare teacher?

give an explanation on why they would.

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:09 am

Answer

1. Ed's Teacher
2. Ed's Teacher

Question:
If ed is called the fullmetal alchemist, then what would they call Al if he became a state alchemist?

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:10 am

oh explinations

1. Ed's Teacher - She's cute and has big bosoom's >_>

2. Ed's Teacher - if I pissed her off that would be the end of me.

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:27 am

hmm, thats the same answer i got

A.
1. funny name: Ghost In The Shell Alchemist.
2. cool name: Iron Soul Alchemist.

Q. more screwed up scenario.
having to face Scar OR having any 1 of the Homunculus(give name).
Q2. if she's the new Lust, what the hell happened to the old one?

Yukina_Raven · Post by **Yukina_Raven** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:36 am

A: Homonculus. At least with Scar you can kill him.

A2: She got a part time job at Hooters.

Q:Batou (Ghost in the Shell: SAC) SO has a thing for the Major. If they went out, what would happen on their first date?

celibi87 · Post by **celibi87** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:38 am

A: They would start their own bar brawl and get outa it using their cloaking devices.

Q: Why dies the major have to get naked to cloak?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:16 am

A. oh she doesn't have to, she just does it coause she's a freak

Q. what is that cloud looking thing hovering around the back of Aramaki's head?

cholinms · Post by **cholinms** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:33 am

A: That's just the spirit of his mother "Watching over him", but she's realy just there to scare people for fun.

Q: Why do you never see any truely fat chicks in anime?[/i]