Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:06 pm

A. You are being pulled through some vortex like thing, while going through it everything to know about any video game from special move to cheat code is being poured into you, you come to in front of the "Nintendo Gate" there stands Bill Gates with your PS2 wired to a flesh bound tv waiting to challenge you with his evil flesh bound wirless X-box controller in hand, you transmute your PS2 controller and face him on DOAXVB.

Q. What happens next?

cholinms · Post by **cholinms** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:29 am

A: You wake up from your night mare and swear to stor playing XBox, watching Excel Saga, and eating pokey all at the same time before going to bed.

Q: Why is it that Chiyo-chan can fly in Osaka's daydreams?

celibi87 · Post by **celibi87** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:45 am

cholinms wrote:A: You wake up from your night mare and swear to stor playing XBox, watching Excel Saga, and eating pokey all at the same time before going to bed.

Q: Why is it that Chiyo-chan can fly in Osaka's daydreams?

ahhhhhh....you stopped it. that was kinda funny.

A: Its just like spongebob, except anime style.
Q: Why is the main god in mononoke a scary looking elk?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:50 am

A. Because a sexy elf chick wouldn't look right with the Miyazaki look.

Q. what would you do if you had 2 giant wolves for siblings and a big ass wolf mama....in this day and age?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:41 am

A: Howl at the full moon, scratch for fleas, sniff out food and people, scare people shitless, avoid animal control, and anyone who wants to start some shit with me is gonna get eaten.

Scenario: (a game of Clue)

Tenchi was found three nights ago, unconscious. Aparently he suffered a major blow to the head. Tenchi is now in coma, every one in the house is a suspect, and there doesn't seem to be a motive. One thing for sure is that this was no accident, and that Tenchi was the victim of foul play.

Q1: Who done it?
Q2: With what?
Q3: Why?
Q4: What happens next?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:48 am

A1: Cnl Mustard
A2: A Super-Sized frying pan
A3: Because he could
A4: Massive lesbian orgy!

Q: What is Cnl Mustard doing in the Muyo house?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:49 am

A. Looking for Captain Mayo!

Q. where was the butler when all this was going on?

celibi87 · Post by **celibi87** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:53 pm

A:Spying on the massive lesbian orgy
Q: will tenchi ever get outa the coma.

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:19 pm

A. only when dreaming about the massive lesbian orgy and realizing its a nightmare where all the girls are she/he's and he gets gang raped while wearing a girls school uniform and he has shapely boobs.

Q. which girls are in his dream being naughty?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:46 pm

A: Surprisingly enough, Mihoshi and Kiyone were being more naughty than Ayeka and Ryoko. Unfortunately, what they were doing in his dream cannot be described or dicussed here.

Tenchi finally wakes up to find that there is a massive lesbian orgy is right there in his hospital room, all around him, inside his house.

Tenchi: Where, where am I?
*the girls stop what they're doing when they hear his voice and surround him*
Tenchi:

W-W-WHAT THE!? *notices the girls are all nude*
Ayeka: Tenchi, how are you feeling?
Tenchi: *quickly closes eyes* Why are you all...............

Ryoko: It's ok Tenchi, we want you to look.

Washu: Ladies, pick a number. I have a six sided die (singular for dice); we're all gonna take turns.

Q1: Who's first?
Q2: What happens the next day?
(Yes, I'm evil.)