Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

KingSchwill · Post by **KingSchwill** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:53 pm

A: The same as 90% of the men on this forum ever "getting with" an actual women.

Q: Why doesn't shinji just do it. You know he's been thinking about it noone loves him his lifes a joke...it would be so easy just to cut his wrists and let it all bleed away

KagomeSakuraMoon · Post by **KagomeSakuraMoon** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:02 am

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:14 am

A. yeah but then you'd have to go through the trouble of going to the store to get some razors, they dont have any because their store was crushed by Shinji's Eva ironically, so you gotta go all the way to the other side of town that nots ruined pay for $8.99 on a 3 pack when you only need 1, when its all said and done, walking for all that time, enjoying the peace of mind you get of walking, going through hell and creation just for a few pieces of flat metal, when its all said and ya might as well say fuck it and go back to harassing the people around you with your apathetic ways.

Q. on FMA, why isn't anyone in school, i can understand Ed, Al & Winry, but what about all the other little kids out there?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:54 am

A: They are all minature alchemists who's mothers have died and now they have devoted their live to find a way to bring their mothers back.

Q: in FMP has Sosuke ever acidently attached a bomb to his you-know-what? If so what happened?

Garylisk · Post by **Garylisk** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:54 am

KagomeSakuraMoon wrote:A:Cause I don't think it would be as funny,but there's and idea for a spin off hehe

OH COME ON, COME UP WITH A FUNNY ANSWER!

Garylisk · Post by **Garylisk** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:59 am

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:Q: in FMP has Sosuke ever acidently attached a bomb to his you-know-what? If so what happened?

Q. Well, first off, I don't think Sousuke would ever do that. He is too professional. However, if he were to have done so on accident, maybe it would go something like this.

Sousuke: Chidori! I've detected a bomb nearby! They're using some sort of advanced tracking, though... I can't find it. My bomb detector thinks it's nearby no matter where I go.

Chidori: What do you want ME to do about it?

Sousuke: *whispers* Take this bomb detector into the other room... If they are truly jamming my detector, they won't expect a second.. see if you can get anything.

Chidori: OK... *Goes in other room, flips on the rader. It shows the bomb in the next room where Sousuke is. She follows the blip all the way to Sousuke's crotch.*

Sousuke: Um...

Chidori: Is this your idea of a cute way to hit on me?

Sousuke: Chidori, calm down, there has to be some sort of an explaination for this!

Chidori: There is! You're a HENTAI YAROOOOOOOOOU!!! *kicks sousuke in the balls, they both explode, the end.*

..................Yeah. Scary.

Q. So, on this subject, why in the hell does Sousuke have no sex drive?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:14 pm

A. never passed the written test.

Q. How does a nice anime with violence and blood suffer the ungodly fate that has inflicted many from Dragonball Z - Yugioh?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:10 am

A: It gets picked up by 4Kids (One Piece, we hardly new ye.)

Q: When will the godless owners of 4Kids be dragged down into hell by the hand of Satan (aka Bush) and tortured on the 9th layer of hell for their transgressions against so many good (or at least decent) animes?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:10 pm

When Funamation pushes the big red button that opens the gates to hell.

Q: Why does 4kids run so many decent anime?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:11 pm

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:When Funamation pushes the big red button that opens the gates to hell.

Q: Why does 4kids ruin so many decent anime?

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