Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:10 pm

A. Yes, but like all monsters, it'll kill its creators and try to take over everything.

Q. If this happens, who can we call for help?

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:27 pm

A:Chuck norris!!

Q: how would Chuck norris own their asses?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:52 pm

A: With his special brand of Cowboy Kung Fu and lots of country music (enough to drive us insane).

Q: If Noris fails, what will be our last resort? Our, "If you use this method, you may end up destroying the world ten times over", trump card?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:07 pm

A: Spirit bomb of course

Q: What would Chuck Norris say if he saw the spirit bomb right before he passed out?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:41 pm

A. HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG LIGHT BRIGHT PEG!!!

Q1. Would the sun come out tomorrow after all these weird events i cant make any sense out of?

Q2. What will you be doing on said day?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:49 pm

A1. No, the sun was destroyed. But thankfully, due to all of this, the moon will have burst into flames, crashed into Venus and exploded, creating a new light source.

A2. Spiking my hair. 6 inch long hair doesn't stay up by itself and I can't save the world from it's imminent capture at the hands of lolita catgirls everyday.

Q: What will happen in my absence?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:15 am

A: (As far as I'm concerned.) When the catgirls take over the world, I will have already grown my own catnip farm, with acres upon acres of catnip. After I'm done harvesting, I'll start my underground black market, with tons of catnip products: inscents, aphrodesiacs, weed, body care products, etc. The catgirls will make me apart of their new world order, while they enslave the rest of humanity.

Q: What will happen in my absence?

ShinMasaki · Post by **ShinMasaki** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:39 am

A: Humanity would be doomed...

Q: What would be able to save us from this imminent end?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:28 pm

A: The ultimate warrior. Some early teens kid who was teased when he was young, but kept a happy atitude at all times, is now an androgynous 14-year old who was mysteriously fated to fight the lolita catgirls, but whines about why we can't all get along. He then brutally murders every lolita catgirl in sight. Poor loli catgirls.

Q: And the moral of all this is? (apart from the fact I like lolita catgirls?)

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:57 pm

A: Thou shall not fuck with anime fans; for we shall bring forth imminent impending dewm to this world. Thou shall not fuck with nerdy teens for they will be the death of all catgirls.

Q: If I make fortune off of the catgirls with my catnip products, how do I combat the ultimate warrior to keep my customers alive?