If anime were on Peter Griffin's TV...

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Post by RanChan13 » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:38 am

I concur, this thread needs life
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death
Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.

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Post by EmilLang1000 » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:05 am

Chris: Look Dad! Look what I can do!

(Chris puts his hands together with the index fingers raised. He turns into a curvy girl with smoke covering the *coughcough* areas).

Peter: He great! Now if we can just get Meg to learn that, I might actually get TWO sets o' grandkids.

Brian: I dunno, Peter; I just never caught onto this whole "New-Age Anime" craze.

Peter: Wha-what the hell're ya talkin about!? Just name one show that could ever beat Bleach or Naruto that's more than five years old, huh?

Brian: Wow, that's a tough one, Peter; I mean, all I have to go with is Dragonball Z, Ranma 1/2, Key the Metal Idol, Robotech, Slayers, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Berserk, Record of Lodoss War, Patlabor, Ghost in the Shell, Akira, Lupin III, Galaxy Express 999, Starblazers, Maison Ikokku, Tenchi Muyo!, Sailor Moon, Urusei Yatsura, Princess Mononoke, Gundam, Macross Plus, Castle in the Sky, Battle Angel Alita, Evangelion, X/1999, Cardcaptor Sakura, 3x3 Eyes, Ah! My Goddess, Video Girl Ai, Asro Boy, Arcadia of My Youth, Gatchaman, Mahou Tsukai Tai!, Armitage III, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Fushigi Yuugi, City Hunter, Rahxephon, Sorcerer Stabber Orphen, Escaflowne, Dirty Pair, Chobits, Cutey Honey, Nadesico, Detective Conan, Inu-Yasha, El Hazard, Utena, Nausicaa, Devil Hunter Yohko, Fist of the North Star, Wings of Honeamise, Sakura Wars, Rayearth, Gunsmith Cats, Golden Boy, Great Teacher Onizuka, Tokyo Mew Mew, Irresponsible Captain Taylor, Kimagure Orange Road, and Kare Kano.

Peter: ... but you DID have Dragon Half!

Brian: Bobobo.

Peter: ... Touche.
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Re: Dragonball Z

Post by Pitman » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:50 pm

The Z Fighers are watching an enemy using "tricks" and Piccolo says, "Oh, my gosh, I've never felt any power like this before." And Goku says," that's what you said about the enemy in the last saga and it's what you'll say about the enemy in the next saga!"

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Post by older_gohan » Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:33 am

Peter: Hey Brian. I was watching some of these japanese show's chris likes to watch. Do you think the characters actually know what scene they are going to die in?

Brian: I'm not sure.

*Cut to Ghost in Shell Set*

Terrorist: Hey is that the producer?

Extra: Yeah.

Terrorist: Um sir, I was noticing my script only goes so far ina scene with the major and batou. Then i have no more lines the rest of show. Does that mean I die there?

*Producer looks at him and pats him on the shoulder. The terrorist see's death.*

Death: We'll talk about it in five minute pal.

Terrorist: Shit...

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Post by Jelly_Beanz » Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:10 pm

On Peter Griffin's Tv, Mokona will be a cereal box freak that appears on cereal commercials. They'll scare Peter's son, just like the monkey in the closet thing.
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Post by megaman917 » Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:25 pm

Jelly_Beanz wrote:On Peter Griffin's Tv, Mokona will be a cereal box freak that appears on cereal commercials. They'll scare Peter's son, just like the monkey in the closet thing.
Please create (and provide dialogue for) a sketch or scene, similar to what you would normally see on Family Guy or Robot Chicken. That is how this thread works. Please read through some of the previous posts in this thread for further clarification. Thank you.
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Post by megaman917 » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:25 pm

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Post by Elwin » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:43 am

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Diane: "And in other news, what seems to be a new age anime craze has taken over Quahog..."
Tom: Thats right Diane! With more on the story is our very own Asian reported Tricia Takanawa..."

Cut to Trisha Takanawa standing beside Mickey Mouse

Tricia: "Thankyou Tom. I'm standing here with America's own Mickey Mouse to hear his thoughts on this Anime Craze.."

Moves her mic over to Mickey's Mouth...Mickey eyes her.

Mickey: F*** um!

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Lol

Post by amvwizard » Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:14 pm

Peter: Hey uhh were did you get that sword?

Kenshin: hooroo I got it from a man a long time ago, that I did...

Peter: Hey do u wanna see my sword?

<b>Peter Unzipps his pants and reveals his <i>Sword</i></b>

Kenshin: HOOOORROOO YOU SHOULD PUT THAT AWAY THAT YOU SHOULD!!!

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Post by Rurounikeitaro » Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:58 pm

lol! I love this retarded topic. :)
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