What Anime Characters Would Never Say

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:26 pm

Alucard: Of course I'm a trained phlebotemist. Just sit back and relax. You won't feel a thing.

Alucard: London Blood Bank, how may I direct your call?

Alucard: Of course, Mr. Sutton, your reservation is all set... now if you'll just tell me how you'd like your coffin shipped..? *click* Mr. Sutton? Mr. Sutton?

Millenear · Post by **Millenear** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:27 pm

Goku: Christ on a cracker, I need to shit.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:35 pm

Yo, let me fix this up for you.

HatsuharusAngel wrote:Ash(pokemon)-...ok thats IT!!this has been going on for 10 years people!! I QUIT!!i'm not catching anymore pokemon i mean theres like 100000000 of them now and i've only caught like 30!! TEN MOTHER FUCKING YEARS PEOPLE!!! WHY DO I STILL LOOK LIKE I'M TEN. I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN TALLER AND HAD A DEEPER VOICE BY NOW! And Misty; do have any idea how long I've been wanting to do her, and she still looks exactly the same from the day I met her! Next we have Team Rocket. The come after us like everyday other fucking day, trying to steal Pikachu or something else, and fail at every attemp. GET A LIFE! James, you're either metro or gay; and Jessie, that hair do aint doin' for ya. BTW those disguises you guys always come up with, ain't foolin' anyone. We just pretend to be dumb. And, I know what you two have been doing with Meowth when we're not around. And where the hell do all these Joys and Jennys come from, because there is no way in hell they can all be identical! There has to be some kind of factory somewhere. Brock, have you tried on-line dating!? And only GOD knows what Prof. Oak and my mom are doing back home. And every fucking day, it's the same shit over and over again! You would think that the writers would learn to write something orignial for once! I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!!!

Misty: Ash, calm down. There's no need to go off the deep end. And what the hell did mean by wanting to do me?

Ash: Misty.........*grabs and kisses her*
Misty:
Ash: Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Misty: Ash, I'll come with you! This is what they get for replacing me.

fixed

Batto! · Post by **Batto!** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:25 pm

Suzumiya - Why can't i have a normal life!?!

ArmonyDrop · Post by **ArmonyDrop** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:07 pm

Edward Elric: it's a small world after all and it feels good to be small

Radical_Yue · Post by **Radical_Yue** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:08 pm

Frieza (DBZ) - Man she's sexy...

Haruko (FLCL) - Maybe I should go back to school...ya know, get a good education....heck, maybe I should go into business school.

Sakura (CCS) - Screw this! I'm gettin' me some Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards!

Tai (Digimon) - Go out for Digimon my agent says. Pokemon won't last two weeks he claims. Digimon will beat out Pokemon my ass -__-

Shigure (Fruits Basket) - ~Girls! Girls! Girls!~
Kyo - I wonder if I can get that hound fixed...

Vash (Trigun) - Sweet! Grand Theft Auto!

HatsuharusAngel · Post by **HatsuharusAngel** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:41 am

...got more!!!!*evil laugh*

tristan(yugioh)-what...what the heck is this thing on my head?!?!it's like a triangle thing or something....man...gonna kill my hairdresser

Kureno(the manga of fruits basket)-mmmmmm....chicken!!!*munches chicken*

tohru-....YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!I'M SICK OF THIS!!!CLEAN YOU'RE OWN DUMB HOUSE!!!!DO YOU'RE OWN DUMB DISHES!!!I'M FED UP WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!*marches off*

ash(pokemon)....anyone ever wonder how the heck brock sees??....HE NEVER OPENS HIS EYES!!!!....does...does he even HAVE eyes?!?!?!?

yami-yugi-*on phychaitrists(sp??)couch*well doc...it all started when i got trapped in this stupid WICKED HUGE upside down pyramid thing...then the next thing i know...i'm....i'm...TRAPPED IN A LITTLE BOYS BODY HELPING HIM WIN A TRADING CARD GAME!!!!*starts crying*not to mention this kid has a crush on this girl...who just won't SHUT UP!!!!man it's always"friendship"this"stick together"that i swear if i hear another one of her speeches i'm gonna smash the millenium puzzle over her head!!!....wow...i feel a lot better!Thanks doc!!

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:06 am

FMA
Hues-Gracia, I want a divorce
Roy-So Ed, is that a watch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Hellsing
Alucard-*I'm SUPER!!!! Thanks for asking!!*

FFVII/Advent Children
Cloud-Yeah, I thought I'd trade this hunk of junk in for a Chopper.
Kadaj-You know, we need to get Sphiroth here permanently so we can do a barber shop quartet

Vandread
Commander BC-I'm going to have to sit this mission out. I'm starring in Rocky Horror and tonite's opening night

freddy12354 · Post by **freddy12354** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:29 am

Naruto:
I cant eat any more Ramen!

Tabris:
Im not gay

Gepetto · Post by **Gepetto** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:09 pm

freddy12354 wrote:Tabris:
Im not gay

He does say that, now I don't remember if in the anime or the manga.