The Second Annual Miss Anime Universe Question Contest

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:03 pm

Bob: Chuck, it looks like megaman is up something again.
Chuck: Let's see.

megaman: Come on, Head Hunter! I know you can do better than that. I've been waiting to do this. *opens trunk and dump all of its content on floor, pulls out a large cloth, and puts everything back into trunk, including Damien and Cerberus. locks trunk*

Bob: What the hell is he doing?
Chuck: I have no idea.

megaman: *opens cloth and covers trunk with it*

Bob: Is he trying to do some magic trick?
Chuck: Bob, do you see what I see?
Bob: What?
Chuck: That strange design in the middle of the cloth, the strange design that is directly centered over the trunk.
Bob: *looks* Holy shit! It's a Grand Arcainum transmutation circle. But why? It will a miracle if we get out of here alive.

megaman: *transmutes trunk and all of its contents into new demonic weapon of ultimate doom* Damien, who was born from Jackal and Cassul. Cerberus, who was born from Ebony and Ivory. Hades, 50 Meryl Deringers, Hand grenades of the holy and unholy, AK47s, RPGs, Guns, Rifles, Swords, Live Demons, and others. You shall all merge and become one. I bring into this world, Lucifer.

*aims Lucifer through hole in ceiling and fires, destroying all of Head Hunters missiles*

Bob: WHOA!!!
Chuck: older_gohan, I think we need to move on now, before megaman and Head Hunter decide to completely kill us all!

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:20 am

Ok, it's time to vote again. This time pick three of the contestants you wish to move on to the last portion of the contest. Last years winner should be included in your choices.

RanChan13 · Post by **RanChan13** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:30 am

1. Saber/Angelx03
2. Asahina Mikuru/Madbunny
3. Rider/B00mshakalaka

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:20 pm

I can help fill in for Rider...

Just need some pms and stuff on where to get good pics cause I can't take screenies [deleted anime to make room, gah]

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:22 pm

*voice comes over the loud speakers* Saber/Angelx03, Rider/B00m, Asahina/Madbunny. And now....*loud beep comes over the speaker followed by...* Detenation Sequence on the therm-nuclear device beginning countdown... Time remaining... 10(or however many we get) posts till destruction.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:14 am

*sends text messages to Nirvana, ordering them to prepare to fire all weapons*

megaman: I vote for Asahina Mikuru/Madbunny, Teletha Testarosa/oldwrench, and Dita Liebely/megaman917

gohan, you didn't say that we couldn't vote for ourselves. However, if we can't I'll vote for last year's winner, Rei Ayanami.

One more thing. Being that Rider hasn't participated, wouldn't that be grounds for disqualification?

Bob: We are now being joined by our eye in the sky, Tom. Tom?
Tom: Thanks Bob. Right now, as you can see, a large number of people are running a away from the arena, fleeing for the lives. Unfortunaley for them, Head Hunters bomb is going to destroy everything within a 10 mile radius.
Chuck: I think we figured that out already, Tom!

Bob: What about the Nirvana?
Tom: Let's see. *turns chopper around and sees the Nirvana* I'ts getting ready to fire all of its weapons. And since it's an intergalactic spaceship, I gather it will destroy everything within a 50 mile radius. This is Tom, your eye in the sky, saying; It sucks to be you! Peace! *turns chopper around and leaves.*
Bob: That son of a bitch!
Chuck: Seriously, we're not getting paid enough to do this.

madbunny · Post by **madbunny** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:41 pm

I vote for

Saber
Dita
Teletha

If Omni presents a good case for Rider, I might change one of mine though.

Tenshi K. Tama · Post by **Tenshi K. Tama** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:07 pm

*standing behind megaman917* If you are going to kill everything in a 50 mile radios then wouldn't you die to!!!!.....Lucifer??? The heck!?!?! I was expecting somthing cooler from you! *shakes head while walking away, forgetting the trapdoor* *faye and raye jump out* both:Air!!!! Tenshi:You guys can say that I was doing you a favor, you both spend alot of time in robots. You all gonna die anyway so......*starts walking in the distance towards the horizen then teleports safely isnide HeadHunters hideout. Tenshi:I am too young and pretty to die!!!

I vote for teletha, saber, and rider.

Tenshi K. Tama · Post by **Tenshi K. Tama** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:17 pm

b00omshakalaka wrote:I suck at these types of things. There's no way i can do this. Sides I never actually watched Type/moon and don't no anything about Rider. and i doubt i can make something up in the time i have in this library. All i can say is either someone can take my rider in my place or i lose
damn this sucks

If you can't think of anything then just put random crap on there, then blind everybody from looking at it by showing the sexiest Rider you can muster.....and if you can't then just ask Tenshi! She'll fix everything......personally

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:37 am

Rider: Excuse me, I'm a little late?

Chuck: WHOA, now that's someone who can get here in a hurry!

Rider: Um, I think you need this... *hands over paperwork*

Name: Rider (Medusa)
Age: Unknown (I'd believe I'd like to say I'm 22)
Gender: Female
User: new sponsor* Omni...

Chuck: Ah, so Omni's backing ya up huh?
Rider: Yes, although he can be, eccentric at times...
Bob: Exactly, what do you mean?
Rider: Stop looking at me...

Chuck: Why do you cover your eyes like so?
Rider: Stop looking at me.....
Bob: Ok ok, like, how can you tell we can make eye contact?
Rider: Everywhere I go, I know eyes are upon me. It helps with my job as Servant and Guardian. Ok, now you're staring...
Chuck: 0_0
Bob: 0_0
Rider: I told you NOT to look...
Chuck: Well er *turns to camera* we'd like to know, why do you carry that eye band?
Rider: Well...

... I think you need to read my information again...

Chuck & Bob: *looks at paper* ooooh...
Rider: You guys are as fast as slugs you know that?
Chuck: *I think this woman takes things way too seriously* Anyways Ms. Rider, you said Servant, we don't think you'll tell us who you serve, but what do you think about him?
Rider: He's spineless and has no backbone, but I need to protect him anyway via contract, he's very annoying and is a weakling of a man, almost shameful really. I almost died in my last rescue only to discover that I failed... My current Master is a woman...
Bob: *dirty thoughts* And how's she?
Rider: Much more capable than the last one.
Chuck: Alright, enough about other people... What's your favorite color?
Rider: Purple...
Chuck: um... ok... I should have figured from the hair...
Rider: Like I said, you're the Captain of the Obvious...
Chuck: Favorite Food?
Rider: Grape Juice...
Bob: *dang, what's with her?* May I ask what hobbies you like?
Rider: No
Bob: I'll ask anyway, what are your favorite hobbies?
Rider: I like using chains, leather, and binding people... Perhaps, YOU'D like to see it first hand?...

Chuck & Bob: 0_0
Rider: I said not to stare too hard...

Chuck: Um, well I...
Bob: 2 last questions?
Rider: If I must...
Bob: You first Chuck [cowers... in back]
Chuck: Aside from striking fear into others with your Stoic attitude and apprehensive demeanor, let's see, hobbies, food, oh yeah, what do you like to see in a man?
Rider: Backbone perhaps? A sense of confidence most likely, that and the tolerance to take 6in. heels to the spine...
Bob: *uerhm....*
Bob: Ok I don't think we need a 2nd question...
Bob: Ah, I know... Do you have a swimsuit?
Rider: I said stop staring...

Chuck: Well there ya have it!! Our late entry but still lovely as ever... MS. RIDER!!! Sorry gentlemen, apparently, a woman's already got her!

men in audience: AAWWWWWWWWWWWW
Rider: Ok Shut up...
men in audience: YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!