If anime were on Peter Giffin's T.V. (Season 2)

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:41 pm

Just the like the last one, show us what it might be like if anime jokes were placed in the show family guy.

I"ll start us off.

Brian: Peter, it smells good in here. What are you cooking?

Peter: Oh, I got hungry for some frog legs.

Brian: Where di you get frog legs?

Peter: Megs room.

Brian: Peter, meg is going to be pissed at you.

Peter: She can't be nearly as pissed as that fmaily I stayed with in japan.

*Cuts to scene in fruits basket*

Peter: Alright every, were having ham for dinner!

Tohru: That is great peter!

Yuki: It smells delicious. But where did you get the ham so quick?

Peter: I just saw some pig walking by the house outside! Can you believe it ?!?

*everyone goes silent and stares at him wide-eyed*

Peter: What's wrong? I don't understand? Was I not sup.... *he looks at the ham* oh crap. Fine we'll have something else. I saw a cow outback an hour ago.

requiett · Post by **requiett** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:30 am

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:34 am

Robot Chicken sketches are also allowed and encouraged.

KZZZZZZT

Shinji: IT'S PIMPIN TIME!

Renton: AXE! Body Wash!
Ash: Lamborghini!
Hinata: Chanel Number 5!
Yugi: Iced Out Grill!
Asahina: Trojan Deluxe!
Shinji: TAG! Body Spray!
*50 Cent's P.I.M.P. plays in the background*
*All of the boys are now in pimp suits, hinata has on an evening gown, and asahina has a skin tight leather suit on and is holdind a whip*

Announcer: Ani-Rangers Pimp Force will be right back, after these messages.

KZZZZZZT

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:04 am

Brian: I hate spending the weekend at Lois' parents house.

Peter: well at least its better than when i lived with my old friend Tenchi.

*Flashback*
Peter: So let me get this straight, you live in a house with 5 hot girls, 2 of which wanna knock boots with you, and you never even considered it?

Tenchi: Ummm yeah, pretty much.

5second pause.....
BAM! Peter punches Tenchi through table.

KZZZZT
*In a demony voice* Hey there, looking to have a hot time? Then call 1-800-Demon, thats 1-800-D-E-M-O-N, for just $9.99(or 3 human eyes) a minute, you can talk to the hottest Monsters around, wether its 1 eye, 3 legs or 2 cleavage's, you can talk to them here.
KZZZZT

8bit_samurai · Post by **8bit_samurai** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:18 am

Peter looking at some kinda modern art painting that has a man and a woman doing something weird: Man I haven't been this gender confused since I had that hot water balloon fight in the rain with Ranma.
*Flashback*
Peter: I don't know why you want to use hot water for this water balloon fight when it's a hot day out, but okay.
Starts to rain and Ranma turns into a girl
Ranma: Damnit!
Peter: Holy crap what the hell just happened? Thinks: If rain water turns him into a girl, I wonder what will hot water do to him, or is it her? *grins*
Peter: Heads up!
Throws water balloon. Ranma turns back into a boy for a few seconds then turns back into a girl
Ranma looking Stunned
Peter looking surprised, a few moments later: Okay, is alright if I get a boner outta this because I can't tell if that was really hot or really weird. And plus that hot to cold water really got your nipples showing through that cotton shirt

Kirby-chan · Post by **Kirby-chan** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:26 pm

Peter: oh this is worse than that time I tried to lightn up the mood on planet Sayan
FLASHBACK
Peter holding a dragonball and pointing to different sayans at random: *sings* IVE GOT BIG BALLS, YOUVE GOT BIG BALLS...!!!!

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:08 pm

KZZZZT

Hokage: Will the defendant please rise.
Naruto: *stands*

KZZZZT

Orange cat thing from Azumanga: Chiyo, I am your fater!

Chiyo: *shreeks and enters into panic mode*

KZZZZT

Tomo: *whispers to Chiyo* Yukari mobile!

Chiyo: *shreeks and enters into panic mode*

KZZZZT

Osaka: *spaced out and holding knife* *approaches Chiyo*

Chiyo: *shreeks and enters into panic mode*

KZZZZT

CodeZTM · Post by **CodeZTM** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:29 pm

Brian: Peter, what the hell are you doing?

Peter: I'm trying to get this damn computer to work.

Brian: Why don't you just turn it off and restart it?

Peter: Well Brian, I haven't had good experiences with computers since that time I went to Japan.

(Flashback to Chobits in Hideki's Room)

Peter stares at Chii (wrapped in bandages), obviously looking for the on/off switch.

Peter's eyes grow big, and slowly moves his hand towards Chii's on/off swich.

*Click

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Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:04 pm

Peter: Bleh! Lois whats with this breakfast?! its horrible!

Lois: well i wanted to try something different, so i was watching a cooking show on the Ishbalan channel.

*switches screens*

Scar: First i'll strip you of your shell, and toss you right into this with just alittle bit of butter, now your gonna keep your eyes on you eggs so they dont burn, now from here you can toss in some chopped ham, or maybe some onions, its completly up to you.

Bebop0083 · Post by **Bebop0083** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:03 pm

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Looks down at Lust's breasts

Envy: Are those things for real?

Lusts:(sigh) no there implants

Envy: Ha! I knew it you owe 10 bucks Wrath!

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Looks down at Lusts's breasts

Envy: Are those things for real?

Lust:(gives odd look) What do you think?

Envy: Damn I could have sworn those were fake!

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