Hilarious English Dub Quotes

nmaster64 · Post by **nmaster64** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:39 pm

Me and my roomate are thinking of collabing a comedy video idea we came up with together. I don't want to give away the idea (hoping this hasn't been done before and nobody steals it!), but if we can get some more content we might be able to make something really great out of this thing. So the one thing we're missing that we defintely need still (plz don't ask why) is a nice selection of drop-dead hilarious quotes from English dubs.

They should be:
A) Short
B) Hilarious, especially out-of-context
C) Funny even to people who haven't necessarily seen the anime

Any help I can get on this would be appreciated. We've got a few but can use as many as we can get...I need to know the anime and the episode/movie. If you can be even more specific that'd be great...

Thanks!

Scintilla · Post by **Scintilla** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:48 pm

Just in case you were planning to compete with this idea: You do realize that many conventions' AMV contests do not allow the use of English dub audio in videos, right?

nmaster64 · Post by **nmaster64** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:23 pm

Scintilla wrote:Just in case you were planning to compete with this idea: You do realize that many conventions' AMV contests do not allow the use of English dub audio in videos, right?

That's fine. Just trying to make something everyone might enjoy. If they won't allow it that's their loss.

Hiro The Dragon King · Post by **Hiro The Dragon King** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:56 pm

I've got three anime names that have an ass load of funny quotes you could use...

Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi - name anything and this show has a joke bashing it...also a bit of perverted humor
Fooly Cooly, FLCL, Furi Kuri, etc. - perveted and culture based humor
Neon Genesis Evangelion - perverted humor
Dead Leaves - um...not a single line has anything to do with anything even remotely related to anything...

Most of the humor in these shows consists of perverted context. If that's not what you want, aside from NGE, they are still loaded with lines taht will make most anyone laugh...

nmaster64 · Post by **nmaster64** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:00 am

I was kinda looking for specific quotes people might point out, I don't quite have the time to go through my hundreds of gigs of anime to hunt down specific quotes. I figured people would each have some in mind they remember crying with laughter over...

But thanks for reminding me of Abenobashi, I had completely forgotten I had that. Yeah, that's full of great stuff.

Got any examples from Dead Leaves? That's the only series I don't have...

Hiro The Dragon King · Post by **Hiro The Dragon King** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:58 am

Specific parts, huh?

NGE, episode 26, towards the end...
Auska: Time to get up, dork! *pulls off blanket* Uh! I didn't mean get that up, pervert!
Shinji: I can't help it, it's morning.

Abenobashi, Episode 2, middle of episode...
Sasshi makes a falt up and down gesture towards his flat chested friend while talkin bout how huge Mune's boobs are

FLCL, Episode 4, bout 15 min into it...
While sitting on top of the giant iron, Haru tries to pull a guitar out of Noata's head while making comments like, 'Go slow or it won't pop.' and 'So this is what a boy feels like from the inside.'

Dead Leaves...is a movie...
Well there's a guy named Drill Dick who says things like 'Time to poop!'
I don't remember any specific lines...I do know that you will die of laughter at every line in the movie.

P.S. I keep remebering good lines to use but I keep forgetting that the shows haven't been translated...lol

Minion · Post by **Minion** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:08 am

well, i have a funny sub quote. back when i watched naruto for the firts time on hong kong boots, they kept calling chakra "chakula"

AMV_4000 · Post by **AMV_4000** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:28 am

project arms first seson, last dvd, last episode... theres a quote about VD..

Heero_Yuy84 · Post by **Heero_Yuy84** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:16 pm

Hiro The Dragon King wrote:Dead Leaves...is a movie...
Well there's a guy named Drill Dick who says things like 'Time to poop!'
I don't remember any specific lines...I do know that you will die of laughter at every line in the movie.

P.S. I keep remebering good lines to use but I keep forgetting that the shows haven't been translated...lol

Actually, the drill-dicked guy was named Chiko...I remember partly cause of one quality line that resulted from it:

Retro: "Hey Chiko! I need your wang up here!" *referring to drilling through a door*
Chiko: "So...you want me to just stick it in, or should I kiss you first?"

nmaster64 · Post by **nmaster64** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:41 pm

Yea, saw some clips from that (my roomate has it). That is one f'd up anime...

Anyway, anybody know of anymore english dubbed quotes?