I'll take my shot at a Gunslinger Girl one
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(Peter is at a girl scout cookie sale)
Lois: Peter, why are you buying so many cookies.
Peter: I remember the last time I pissed off a little girl that looked that cute!
(Cut to Gunslinger Girl Dorm in Italy)
(Peter to Henrietta)
Peter: Why aren't you just the most adorable thing I've ever seen! You are so cute, I could just pinch your little cheeks all day!
Henrietta: ...
(Flurry of gunshots is heard throughout Italy)
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If anime were on Peter Giffin's T.V. (Season 2)
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Calvin3
- Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:58 pm
- Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Family Guy Anime Parodies
Guy, all have to say is "That's Freaking Awsome". I've been waiting for THE DAY when someone would do a skit in witch Family Guy Parodies an Anime. And I'm serious, so serious that you or anyone else should call Seth MacFarlane (Creidter of Family Guy) and tell ask him to make a Anime Skit.
You Guys ROCK!! I made a skit as well but I'm not sure if anyone would find it funny so I'll either show the skit later or work on a better skit.
You Guys ROCK!! I made a skit as well but I'm not sure if anyone would find it funny so I'll either show the skit later or work on a better skit.
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Reptile_Gundam/Girl
- Joined: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:50 pm
Naruto Parody
My bro showed me this website and i think its really cool so far!He showed me this page and said i should make a 'anime parody',so this is my parody i made last night before i made my username.(sorry if it sucks cause i thought of it in like 2 minutes):
Lois:Will you please go pick Chris up his soccer game?
Peter:OH NO!I remember the last time i tried to do a favour for someone!
*Flashes back to fight with Sasuke*
Peter:I'll drag you back by you arms and legs if i have to!
Sasuke:Oh yeah?
Peter:Yeah!And nothing you do can stop me.
Sasuke:How 'bout this?!CHIDORI!
Peter: Oh Crap! *runs away*
Download my bros amv *MY BEST AMV EVER* By Calvin3
Maddie OUT! 
Lois:Will you please go pick Chris up his soccer game?
Peter:OH NO!I remember the last time i tried to do a favour for someone!
*Flashes back to fight with Sasuke*
Peter:I'll drag you back by you arms and legs if i have to!
Sasuke:Oh yeah?
Peter:Yeah!And nothing you do can stop me.
Sasuke:How 'bout this?!CHIDORI!
Peter: Oh Crap! *runs away*
Download my bros amv *MY BEST AMV EVER* By Calvin3
Maddie OUT! History is like an Endless Waltz.The three beats of War,Peace and Revolution continue on forever.
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8bit_samurai
- Hmm...
- Joined: Wed May 17, 2006 1:47 pm
- Location: Alaska
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Kagome: It seems today All you see Is violence in movies And sex On TV
Naraku: But where are those good ol' fashion values...
Kagome, Naraku, Inuyasha, Shippo, Jaken, Kohaku: That we used to rely? Lucky theres a Family Guy! Lucky Theres a man who, positively can do, all the thing that make us...
Shippo: Laugh and-
Peter: Cut! Cut! What the hell is this? *looks through script* Shippo, what's with the tail? I thought I told you-
Lois: the make up team couldn't do anything about it, we tried-
Peter: Well something better happen about it, we all know Stewie doesn't have a tail!
Brian: Peter, got a phone call from a Ms. Roomeeko something, something about not all the paper work being filled out. Sounds pretty important.
Peter: *sigh* All right people! Take five! And get to know those who you're suppose to be. This could be a breakthrough in modern Television!
Stewie: Actually I think the Simpson already done something like this.
Brian: What haven't they done.
Stewie: Yeah I actually think they done it with Trigun. Poor, poor, Vash.
Miroku: Oh really? How is Vash doing now?
Brian: Not so good last I heard.
*Scene changes to Vash in a padded room* Vash: No... More.. Donuts. Please, no more donuts.
Miroku: That's too bad. By the Way, Has anyone seen a Quagmire? I'm suppose to be this guy called Quagmire.
Brian: I believe he's in the locker room.
Miroku: Oh
*Girls screaming*
Brian: The girl's locker Room
Miroku: oohhhhh. *runs off and Sango runs after* Sango: Miroku!
Brian: Sooo, you're Inuyasha the half Dog Demon or something?
Shippo: hmph. I should be playing Brian since I'm smarter.
Inuyasha: Shutup Shippo! Besides you're too short, someone has to play Stewie!
Kagome: Inuyasha be quiet!
Inuyasha: but Kagome-
Kagome: Inuyasha sit!
*Inuyasha falls to the ground and Brian Sits* Brian: Sorry. force of habit.
Stewie: So you're the one called Naraku. I believe I have to say that you have one of the cleverest strategies I have seen. We should keep in touch. My email is lois must die, all one word, at yahoo dot com.
Naraku: Email?
Stewie: oh and I want you to meet a friend. Naraku, meet Death. Death, Naraku.
Death: Hello there. Oh jeez. This is an awkward situation.
Naraku: So it is. We meet again.
Stewie: Oh you guys already met? How wonderful.
Jaken: I have to play a girl? Of all the times. *sees Meg* Oh ok. I thought I had a better chance of playing the Evil Monkey.
*Peter storms in* Peter: Ok, who is this Shesh, Shess, Lois how do you pronounce this?
Lois: Sesshomaru
Peter: Sesshomaru, and why hasn't he filled out his paperwork?
Sesshomaru: Paperwork? What is this paperwork?
Peter: Well, it says here you're suppose to be playing the Mayor Adam West, but obviously you haven't filled it out so we can't do anything until you do. *hands Sesshomaru the paperwork* Now read it, fill it out so we can get on with this.
Sesshomaru: Uhh. Umm. *Flips through it* What am I suppose to do again?
Inuyasha: What? You mean you don't know how to read and write? My high and mighty half brother doesn't know how-
Kagome: Be quiet Inuyasha! I had to teach you too.
Inuyasha: but Kagome-
Kagome: Inuyasha sit!
*Brian helps Sesshomaru with the paperwork* Brian: alright, just sign here and we'll be on our way.
Sesshomaru: Sign?
Brian: Just put an X there.
*Sesshomaru signs*
Peter: okay people! Go to your places! Lights, camera-
Naraku: Hold on a second. Why am I playing Peter? Shouldn't some-
Peter: Oh come on. How many times do we have to go through this?
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Kagome: It seems today All you see Is violence in movies And sex On TV
Naraku: But where are those good ol' fashion values...
Kagome, Naraku, Inuyasha, Shippo, Jaken, Kohaku: That we used to rely? Lucky theres a Family Guy! Lucky Theres a man who, positively can do, all the thing that make us...
Shippo: Laugh and-
Peter: Cut! Cut! What the hell is this? *looks through script* Shippo, what's with the tail? I thought I told you-
Lois: the make up team couldn't do anything about it, we tried-
Peter: Well something better happen about it, we all know Stewie doesn't have a tail!
Brian: Peter, got a phone call from a Ms. Roomeeko something, something about not all the paper work being filled out. Sounds pretty important.
Peter: *sigh* All right people! Take five! And get to know those who you're suppose to be. This could be a breakthrough in modern Television!
Stewie: Actually I think the Simpson already done something like this.
Brian: What haven't they done.
Stewie: Yeah I actually think they done it with Trigun. Poor, poor, Vash.
Miroku: Oh really? How is Vash doing now?
Brian: Not so good last I heard.
*Scene changes to Vash in a padded room* Vash: No... More.. Donuts. Please, no more donuts.
Miroku: That's too bad. By the Way, Has anyone seen a Quagmire? I'm suppose to be this guy called Quagmire.
Brian: I believe he's in the locker room.
Miroku: Oh
*Girls screaming*
Brian: The girl's locker Room
Miroku: oohhhhh. *runs off and Sango runs after* Sango: Miroku!
Brian: Sooo, you're Inuyasha the half Dog Demon or something?
Shippo: hmph. I should be playing Brian since I'm smarter.
Inuyasha: Shutup Shippo! Besides you're too short, someone has to play Stewie!
Kagome: Inuyasha be quiet!
Inuyasha: but Kagome-
Kagome: Inuyasha sit!
*Inuyasha falls to the ground and Brian Sits* Brian: Sorry. force of habit.
Stewie: So you're the one called Naraku. I believe I have to say that you have one of the cleverest strategies I have seen. We should keep in touch. My email is lois must die, all one word, at yahoo dot com.
Naraku: Email?
Stewie: oh and I want you to meet a friend. Naraku, meet Death. Death, Naraku.
Death: Hello there. Oh jeez. This is an awkward situation.
Naraku: So it is. We meet again.
Stewie: Oh you guys already met? How wonderful.
Jaken: I have to play a girl? Of all the times. *sees Meg* Oh ok. I thought I had a better chance of playing the Evil Monkey.
*Peter storms in* Peter: Ok, who is this Shesh, Shess, Lois how do you pronounce this?
Lois: Sesshomaru
Peter: Sesshomaru, and why hasn't he filled out his paperwork?
Sesshomaru: Paperwork? What is this paperwork?
Peter: Well, it says here you're suppose to be playing the Mayor Adam West, but obviously you haven't filled it out so we can't do anything until you do. *hands Sesshomaru the paperwork* Now read it, fill it out so we can get on with this.
Sesshomaru: Uhh. Umm. *Flips through it* What am I suppose to do again?
Inuyasha: What? You mean you don't know how to read and write? My high and mighty half brother doesn't know how-
Kagome: Be quiet Inuyasha! I had to teach you too.
Inuyasha: but Kagome-
Kagome: Inuyasha sit!
*Brian helps Sesshomaru with the paperwork* Brian: alright, just sign here and we'll be on our way.
Sesshomaru: Sign?
Brian: Just put an X there.
*Sesshomaru signs*
Peter: okay people! Go to your places! Lights, camera-
Naraku: Hold on a second. Why am I playing Peter? Shouldn't some-
Peter: Oh come on. How many times do we have to go through this?
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8bit_samurai
- Hmm...
- Joined: Wed May 17, 2006 1:47 pm
- Location: Alaska
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Peter: Aright people, the whole Inuyasha thing didn't work out, so with this new crew I hope things will turn out better.
Lois: Peter, what is this? I thought we gave up after that last incident.
*flashback*
Shippo: AAAHHH! Inuyasha get me outta here!
Inuyasha: Huh? what Happe-
Brian: Wait! Come On! You have to understand. I thought you were a female. I thought -
Shippo: Get away you pervy! Come on let's get away from these sickos!
*end of flashback*
Peter: Lois, if we don't do this, we be left out of the Television community. You know how much that means to me?
Lois: We just heard of this last week. This is totally unnecessary and for all we know it might turn out to be a bad idea.
Peter: It will work. Especially with a team like this. Trust me. If this doesn't work, we will give up on this. Besides, these are the last guys who'd agree to work with us. The last guys we talked with almost agreed, until Stewie persuaded one of the guys to turn evil again.
*flashback*
Stewie What? You gave your conquest of eradicating mankind and became Kozeegoogleegoo?
Gaara: It's Kazekage. Yes. It was Naru-
Stewie: Spare Me your sorry excuses! You are weak. Do you have any idea what it would be like if you eradicated the human populace? You wouldn't have to look after their sorry-
Gaara: But I don't-
Stewie: No buts! This world doesn't deserve to live. They're just holding you back of your true potential!
Gaara: You're right. They are holding me back. Those little...
Stewie Excellent. *background music* BUM BUM BUM
*end of flashback*
Peter: Anyways with this team I think we could pull this off
Lois: But you don't have the casting correct! You have Goku as you, Lunch as me, Buu as Chris, Frieza as Meg Garlic Jr. as Stewie and Cell as Brian! You know what that will cause on set! It'll be total mayhem! There' s more than enough Characters to do this correctly!
Peter: Relax, Lois. If anything-
Broly: Kakarot!
Lois: Broly? what is he doing here?
Peter: He's playing Joe. There's also this guy called Mr. Popo playing as Cleveland and another guy called Mutant Yoshi as Quagmire.
Korin: Hey guys what's going on here?
Brian: Grrrrrr. *Starts barking and chases Korin*
Korin oshi- *runs away*
Broly: Kakarot! Where are you?!
Vegeta: Kakarot is mine Broly! I am the Prince of all Saiyans!
Broly: Pathetic Saiyan! Where is Kakarot?
Vegeta: Wouldn't you like to know?
Frieza: lol Saiyan fight. Cell: Got dibs on Broly Garlic Jr. : Aright. Pass the popcorn around Buu: Hmph. Whoever wins I'll-
Broly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
KAKAROT!!!!
*destroys Frieza, Garlic Jr. Buu and Cell*
Peter: Oh great, now I have find more cast members
Vegeta: Is that okay?
*Stewie walks in*
Stewie: Hey guys What's going on here?
Nappa: Great apes of the mighty barrel!
Lios: What the hell is Nappa doing here?
Peter: He's playing the Greased Up Deaf Guy and Joe's backup.
Nappa: Vegeta! Quick! What does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: IT'S OVER NINE THOOOUUUUUUUUUUUSAAAAANDDDDD!!!!!!
Broly: KAKAROT!!!!!!!!!!
Stewie: Sheesh. With all this yelling you'd think we're taking this seriously
Vegeta: Is that okay?
Death: Knock knock. I just got a page- oh wow. Boy, this place is just full of awkwardness. When did you guys get out? Oh well doesn't matter since you guys will be going back in about 10 seconds.
Peter: You mean you're not here for those other guys?
Vegeta: I sense a large amount of energy heading this way. *disappears*
Goku: Take this Broly!
*Spirit bombs drops down and destroys the neighborhood*
Vegeta: Nice job Kakarot. They were here because we're trying out a TV casting idiot. And there were innocent people in there!
Goku: Really? I didn't know. Besides I sensed a very large evil energy that was even greater than Broly's and it seemed to overwhelm everything else. Well, there are always the Dragon Balls. Besides I didn't like this idea in the first place. Anyways, who were you supposed to be Vegeta?
Vegeta *sigh*
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Peter: Aright people, the whole Inuyasha thing didn't work out, so with this new crew I hope things will turn out better.
Lois: Peter, what is this? I thought we gave up after that last incident.
*flashback*
Shippo: AAAHHH! Inuyasha get me outta here!
Inuyasha: Huh? what Happe-
Brian: Wait! Come On! You have to understand. I thought you were a female. I thought -
Shippo: Get away you pervy! Come on let's get away from these sickos!
*end of flashback*
Peter: Lois, if we don't do this, we be left out of the Television community. You know how much that means to me?
Lois: We just heard of this last week. This is totally unnecessary and for all we know it might turn out to be a bad idea.
Peter: It will work. Especially with a team like this. Trust me. If this doesn't work, we will give up on this. Besides, these are the last guys who'd agree to work with us. The last guys we talked with almost agreed, until Stewie persuaded one of the guys to turn evil again.
*flashback*
Stewie What? You gave your conquest of eradicating mankind and became Kozeegoogleegoo?
Gaara: It's Kazekage. Yes. It was Naru-
Stewie: Spare Me your sorry excuses! You are weak. Do you have any idea what it would be like if you eradicated the human populace? You wouldn't have to look after their sorry-
Gaara: But I don't-
Stewie: No buts! This world doesn't deserve to live. They're just holding you back of your true potential!
Gaara: You're right. They are holding me back. Those little...
Stewie Excellent. *background music* BUM BUM BUM
*end of flashback*
Peter: Anyways with this team I think we could pull this off
Lois: But you don't have the casting correct! You have Goku as you, Lunch as me, Buu as Chris, Frieza as Meg Garlic Jr. as Stewie and Cell as Brian! You know what that will cause on set! It'll be total mayhem! There' s more than enough Characters to do this correctly!
Peter: Relax, Lois. If anything-
Broly: Kakarot!
Lois: Broly? what is he doing here?
Peter: He's playing Joe. There's also this guy called Mr. Popo playing as Cleveland and another guy called Mutant Yoshi as Quagmire.
Korin: Hey guys what's going on here?
Brian: Grrrrrr. *Starts barking and chases Korin*
Korin oshi- *runs away*
Broly: Kakarot! Where are you?!
Vegeta: Kakarot is mine Broly! I am the Prince of all Saiyans!
Broly: Pathetic Saiyan! Where is Kakarot?
Vegeta: Wouldn't you like to know?
Frieza: lol Saiyan fight. Cell: Got dibs on Broly Garlic Jr. : Aright. Pass the popcorn around Buu: Hmph. Whoever wins I'll-
Broly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
KAKAROT!!!!
*destroys Frieza, Garlic Jr. Buu and Cell*
Peter: Oh great, now I have find more cast members
Vegeta: Is that okay?
*Stewie walks in*
Stewie: Hey guys What's going on here?
Nappa: Great apes of the mighty barrel!
Lios: What the hell is Nappa doing here?
Peter: He's playing the Greased Up Deaf Guy and Joe's backup.
Nappa: Vegeta! Quick! What does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: IT'S OVER NINE THOOOUUUUUUUUUUUSAAAAANDDDDD!!!!!!
Broly: KAKAROT!!!!!!!!!!
Stewie: Sheesh. With all this yelling you'd think we're taking this seriously
Vegeta: Is that okay?
Death: Knock knock. I just got a page- oh wow. Boy, this place is just full of awkwardness. When did you guys get out? Oh well doesn't matter since you guys will be going back in about 10 seconds.
Peter: You mean you're not here for those other guys?
Vegeta: I sense a large amount of energy heading this way. *disappears*
Goku: Take this Broly!
*Spirit bombs drops down and destroys the neighborhood*
Vegeta: Nice job Kakarot. They were here because we're trying out a TV casting idiot. And there were innocent people in there!
Goku: Really? I didn't know. Besides I sensed a very large evil energy that was even greater than Broly's and it seemed to overwhelm everything else. Well, there are always the Dragon Balls. Besides I didn't like this idea in the first place. Anyways, who were you supposed to be Vegeta?
Vegeta *sigh*
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CodeZTM
- Spin Me Round
- Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:13 pm
- Status: Flapping Lips
- Location: Arkansas
- Contact:
Time to bring it back...
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-Cut to Family Guy street with dead guy in the road-
Joe: Peter, do you mind giving us a hand here. We need to lift this guy up into the ambulance.
Peter: You better not Joe. It would end up like that time I messed up a crime scene in Japan.
-Cut to Case Closed Scene-
Conan: ...and that means that you are the murderer Mr. (Peter then grabs a hold of Conan and his bowtie)
Peter: Awww.. You are the cutest thing! And look at this pretty little red bowtie! (Stares at it). Is this a microphone and speaker?!
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Cut To Quohog Theatre
Lois: Peter, why aren't you helping with play?
Peter: Well Lois, I don't want to ruin the show like I ruined that anime script...
-Cut To Inuyasha-
Inuyahsa: KAGOME!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Inuyahsa: KAGOME!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Inuyahsa: KAGOME!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Inuyahsa: KAGOME!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Inuyahsa: KAGOME!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Peter walks in.
Peter: SHUT THE F#$% UP! WE GET IT! YOU KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAMES! STOP SHOUTING IT OUT TO THE WORLD! GET ON WITH THE F#$%^%# PLOT ALREADY! THIS ISN'T GOOD! THIS IS JUST LAZY WRITING CAUSED BY HARDCORE FANGIRLS/GUYS!
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Chris: Dad, why aren't you helping me with my weight lifting?
Peter: Because, Chris, I am banned by the Japanese law to help with any and all kind of training, after that ninja fiasco.
-Cut to Naruto ; Peter and Neji-
Peter: Let me get this straight. You can use this BEEYAKUGONIE thingy to see through ANYTHING!
Neji: Yes, but it is solely so that I can find my opponent's chakra points and...
Peter: No, no no.... Let me show you the proper way to use it.
(Takes neji to outside of hot springs building)
Peter: Now do the technique I taught you.
Neji: SEXY NO PERVY BYAKUGAN!
(Neji drools)
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-Cut to Family Guy street with dead guy in the road-
Joe: Peter, do you mind giving us a hand here. We need to lift this guy up into the ambulance.
Peter: You better not Joe. It would end up like that time I messed up a crime scene in Japan.
-Cut to Case Closed Scene-
Conan: ...and that means that you are the murderer Mr. (Peter then grabs a hold of Conan and his bowtie)
Peter: Awww.. You are the cutest thing! And look at this pretty little red bowtie! (Stares at it). Is this a microphone and speaker?!
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Cut To Quohog Theatre
Lois: Peter, why aren't you helping with play?
Peter: Well Lois, I don't want to ruin the show like I ruined that anime script...
-Cut To Inuyasha-
Inuyahsa: KAGOME!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Inuyahsa: KAGOME!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Inuyahsa: KAGOME!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Inuyahsa: KAGOME!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Inuyahsa: KAGOME!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Peter walks in.
Peter: SHUT THE F#$% UP! WE GET IT! YOU KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAMES! STOP SHOUTING IT OUT TO THE WORLD! GET ON WITH THE F#$%^%# PLOT ALREADY! THIS ISN'T GOOD! THIS IS JUST LAZY WRITING CAUSED BY HARDCORE FANGIRLS/GUYS!
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Chris: Dad, why aren't you helping me with my weight lifting?
Peter: Because, Chris, I am banned by the Japanese law to help with any and all kind of training, after that ninja fiasco.
-Cut to Naruto ; Peter and Neji-
Peter: Let me get this straight. You can use this BEEYAKUGONIE thingy to see through ANYTHING!
Neji: Yes, but it is solely so that I can find my opponent's chakra points and...
Peter: No, no no.... Let me show you the proper way to use it.
(Takes neji to outside of hot springs building)
Peter: Now do the technique I taught you.
Neji: SEXY NO PERVY BYAKUGAN!
(Neji drools)
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