Guns kill children

godix · Post by **godix** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:50 pm

and that's just one use for these fine fine instruments of death. Why go through a messy divorce when with a single pull of the trigger you're rid of her AND you get to keep 50% of your things! Want regime change in the US? With a Smith & Wesson you can hold more influence than millions of worthless voters! Want to greet that special editor who makes horrible videos at the next con? Give them a gift a lead, they're remember it for the rest of their life. All 30 seconds or so of it. And don't forget about the sporting possibilities that can be provided in the post office, McDonalds, old folks home, or Congress! These babies can provide years of entertainment and it's all yours for the low low price of $70 in small unmarked bills!

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:09 pm

The law disagrees though

godix · Post by **godix** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:12 pm

Yeah, I don't know why though. People keep talking about how the earth is overpopulated but if you try and do anything about it they get all pissy.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:26 pm

Don't worry, drug corporations, evil farmers and other chemical industry giants have already devised fairer ways of dealing with overpopulation that will soon bear fruit

JudgeHolden · Post by **JudgeHolden** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:53 pm

Frustration by Dorothy Parker

If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;

Or had I some poison gas,
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love.

But I have no lethal weapon-
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!
So they still are quick and well
Who should be, by rights, in hell.

Ah, that poem warms my heart every time I read it.

Orwell · Post by **Orwell** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:38 pm

PilOt - Sniper wrote:A girl of about five years old in a window with a grenade launcher
Squints through the sight at the bright sun
And opposite to her, young friends
Invite the curious to stand on the road, in the shade

This girl can't buy her favourite toys
Anger consumes, but a heart beats in her chest
Everyone who's guilty, dads-moms, in her sights
All that's left is to press the trigger's spring: pliii....

Blood dripping down cheeks
And love is forgotten
Into earth with the rain went dreams
Dear parents, screw you

An able student holds her hand steady
No, the fierce steel won't tremble
In her tiny brain beats a tiny black beast
Wants to break out to the sky, stop her cry and sorrow

Attention adults, this song is for you
You, forgetting about revenge warmed the black crud
But now for your heads the days are numbered
Where a sniper-girls screams in each window: pliii....

Blood dripping down cheeks
And love is forgotten
Into earth with the rain went dreams
Dear parents, screw you

And the emptyness of streets covered the abandoned house
Stars shimmer, everything is wrapped in sleep
But the girl doesn't sleep, she doesn't have time
In the trenches there's people, and none can get up

Blood dripping down cheeks
And love is forgotten
Into earth with the rain went dreams
Dear parents, screw you

Pain of Salvation wrote:The year 2,010 AD: 6,823 Million people
2,020 AD: 7,518 Million people
2,030 AD: 8,140 Million people
2,040 AD: 8,668 Million people
2,050 AD: 9,104 Million people
....
2,060 AD: 1.2 Million people...

Ayanefan · Post by **Ayanefan** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:11 pm

Orwell wrote:
Pain of Salvation wrote:The year 2,010 AD: 6,823 Million people
2,020 AD: 7,518 Million people
2,030 AD: 8,140 Million people
2,040 AD: 8,668 Million people
2,050 AD: 9,104 Million people
....
2,060 AD: 1.2 Million people...

Is that from RahXephon??? I swear there's more people today than 6 million.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:16 pm

no, that's a song.

And unless you're from Europe, the comma is not a decimal sign. The decimal sign is the .

(I have trouble with it too, occasionally)

Ayanefan · Post by **Ayanefan** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:22 pm

Otohiko wrote:no, that's a song.

And unless you're from Europe, the comma is not a decimal sign. The decimal sign is the .

(I have trouble with it too, occasionally)

DOH!!! You are so right! I missed that. I feel like an American now.

Ayanefan · Post by **Ayanefan** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:23 pm

ayanefan wrote:
DOH!!! You are so right! I missed that. I feel like an American now.

Not that there's anything wrong with that... kinda....