TYHMG: The AMV Podcast - Episode 2

[requiett]

For Kit:
1. I don't have any questions about making bread, but perhaps you could tell me how to get a perfect pan pizza crust?

2. Act out in a SERIOUS MANNER this segment from "The Vagina Mononlogues."


This is how I came to love my vagina.

It's embarrassing because it's not politically correct.

I mean I know it should have happened in a bath with salt grains from the Dead sea, Enya playing, me loving my woman self.

I know the story. Vaginas are beautiful.

I was one of those women who had looked at it and from that moment on I wished I hadn't.

It made me sick.

I pitied anyone who had to go down there.

In order to survive, I began to pretend there was something else between my legs.

I imagined furniture--
cozy futons with light cotton comforters,
little velvet settees,
leopard rugs,

or pretty things--
silk handkerchiefs,
quilted pot holders,
or place settings.

I got so accustomed to this that I lost all memory of having a vagina.

Whenever I had sex with a man, I pictured him inside a mink lined muffler or a Chinese bowl.


Then I met Bob.



Bob was the most ordinary man I ever met. He was thin and tall and nondescript and wore khaki tan clothes.

Bob did not like spicy foods or listen to Prince.

He did not share his inner feelings. He did not have any problems or issues and was not even an alcoholic. He wasn't very funny or articulate or mysterious.

He wasn't mean or unavailable. He wasn't self-involved or charismatic. He didn't drive fast.

I didn't particularly like Bob.


I would have missed him altogether if he hadn't picked up my change that I dropped on the deli floor.
When he handed me back my quarters and pennies and his hand accidentally touched mine, something happened.


I went to bed with him.
That's when the miracle occurred.


Turned out that Bob loved vaginas.

[Gox777]

Awesome, I loved the first one.
So questions for ep 3 go to inthesto@graffiti.net?

[Minion]

1<2

[inthesto]

Awesome, I loved the first one.
So questions for ep 3 go to inthesto@graffiti.net?

You can post questions in this thread, send them to the above address (although if you do, I ask that you clearly label the e-mail as regarding to TYHMG as I'm prone to deleting messages under the assumption of spam), or you can also send them to hail.to.the.king@gmail.com

[Yok/0]

Sry for the other forum topic i posted this wrong message but this is what I had to say about ur show though I liked it but one of you sound like

A. U sound tired.
B. There must be some delay.
C. U sound like a Inbred wookie that suffered through heat stroke.

[J.Alana]

Good show guys! I liked it. Again, I liked the end song. You did the intro really well and it was a great show overall except for some minor stuff.

Also, here's a question for you guys next time: How big was that blunt you were smoking? lol

By the way, good show once again.
Keep it up. Good work

And yes, singing a song on the podcast? Nice touch.

[Fall_Child42]

Sry for the other forum topic i posted this wrong message but this is what I had to say about ur show though I liked it but one of you sound like

A. U sound tired.
B. There must be some delay.
C. U sound like a Inbred wookie that suffered through heat stroke.

Can you tell us which one? there is a variety of resons for all of those things depending on who it is your speaking about.

[Yok/0]

Sry for the other forum topic i posted this wrong message but this is what I had to say about ur show though I liked it but one of you sound like

A. U sound tired.
B. There must be some delay.
C. U sound like a Inbred wookie that suffered through heat stroke.

Can you tell us which one? there is a variety of resons for all of those things depending on who it is your speaking about.

Fall Child, The Notorious Canadian Penguin with No gender, You sound like you got baked on Raisen doobies.

Rina, I'm glad ur a pernament host soon to be replaced because without you..The show would've been a sausage fest, plus i thought I heard your boobs and thats cool.

Decoy, U the most awsome person with Aids I've ever known

Req, U seriously sound like a inbred wookie with heat stroke.

and My question for you Fall Child.

I thank the heavy machine gun but, Why can't I thank the bullets? Cause without the bullets u got a empty prop gun!

Can't wait for episode 3! wish i could be in the show

[ZephyrStar]

Dear TYHMG,

I un-broked my nickname. I always had it, but awhile back I broked it. But now it's un-broked.

Questions for Kit:

1) The nickname question. I know what a kitsune is supposed to be, but where did you get the "r"?

2) More importantly, where did you get the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

3) What kinds of projects are you working on currently?

[Ileia]

Sry for the other forum topic i posted this wrong message but this is what I had to say about ur show though I liked it but one of you sound like

A. U sound tired.
B. There must be some delay.
C. U sound like a Inbred wookie that suffered through heat stroke.

Can you tell us which one? there is a variety of resons for all of those things depending on who it is your speaking about.

Fall Child, The Notorious Canadian Penguin with No gender, You sound like you got baked on Raisen doobies.

Reigna, I'm glad ur a pernament host soon to be replaced because without you..The show would've been a sausage fest, plus i thought I heard your boobs and thats cool.

Decoy, U the most awsome person with Aids I've ever known

Req, U seriously sound like a inbred wookie with heat stroke.

and My question for you Fall Child.

I thank the heavy machine gun but, Why can't I thank the bullets? Cause without the bullets u got a empty prop gun!

Can't wait for episode 3! wish i could be in the show