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by NME » Sun Feb 16, 2003 6:56 pm
And seeing how I'm in Canada Jace, and we've been showing clone high since November. I don't see how I am full of shit. Would you like the mp3s from 3 of the songs in episode 9 that I captured myself?, the rock opera about 'smoking raisins'? How about i tell you something that'll happen in tomorrow's episode? Which is it? Right after the film fest? Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening. Abe starts helping out cleo after she breaks up with JFK and doesn't get much sleep. While Tv tome has a summary of this episode, I'll tell you a line, The following is a quote from Tv Tome "Abe goes to sleep, but breaks out of the house to race JFK. After realising what he should have done, Abe pulls over, grabs a pillow and went to sleep. JFK pulled ahead, but crashed not 5 feet from the finish line." While JFK is racing along he yells, "YES! NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!" Then his car flips RIGHT over. The kids also have to take an aptitude test. The name of the test is the PXJT's. Mr. Butlertron swears in the episode and fights against a grading machine-robot that gets it's energy from number 2 pencil lead, which will allow him to take over the world. Which is what scudworth has made all of the clones buy because of the council of shadowy figures wanting to take over the world. The show opens in a classroom with scudworth coming up on the board with an announcement about number 2 pencils. Butlertron hates the grading machine, well scantron actually and uses a number 3 pencil. It makes the scantron 'gassy' as he says. Any more proof needed? The preview for Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc has the announcer guy saying that 'A new male visitor comes to clone high, what will she do... oh damnit, THAT WAS THE ONE THING I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY, ITS LIKE THE TIME THAT I SPOILED THE SIXTH SENSE FOR MY FRIEND STEVE, HE TOLD ME NOT TO BUT I DID, WHY DO WE DO THIS PREVIEW LIVE?!' Etc.
In Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc Joan dresses up as a guy named John D'Arc (Ceasar or GWCarver comments that 'you mean just like the french pronounciation of Joan of Arc?' and they soon ask 'him' about what kind of person in history he was, and I'm pretty sure that Joan ends up telling them something along the lines of the planet of the ape's plot. What with it being earth all along and such. JFK becomes attracted to John D'Arc and fears that hes gay like his foster parents. So he starts watching will and grace with them. Cleo becomes attracted to John also and deepthroats a banana right in front of 'him' then pours milk all over herself. I know I'm being really specific but this is stuff I just couldn't make up. Later on the opposing basketball team that they're playing against GESH high, which is a whole school of super genetically mutated kids who are super strong and have a mascot called Geshey. Oh yeah Ghandi and Gengis kahn try to kidnap Geshey and they succeed and think hes a person in a suit. it turns out that geshey is actually a genetically modified animal with a zipper. Scudworth and the principal of GESH bet doing each others laundry for a week or a month (I forget) against clone high scoring 1 point against GESH.
"AHHH ITS NOT A GUY IN A SUIT!"
"AHHH!!!!!! IT WAS ENGENEERED WITH THAT ZIPPER!!!!"
"AHHHH!!!!!W! WHOS DRIVING THE VAN?!!!!!!" *van LEFT turns*
Joan also weighs a pound more than abe. shes 105, hes 104.
Most of the basketball team ends up being either female or an animal, which the rule book explicitly states they cannot play. Scudworth decides to change the rules because he wrote them. Geshy becomes friends with Ghandi and kills a bunch of animals thinking they're candy. Cleo realizes that she almost did it with a girl ("Hot" in her words) and JFK realizes that he was attracted to a girl all along and not a man.
GOODBYE ER UH WILL AND GRACE
HELLO ER UM UH DHARMA AND GREG!
Now I'm tired of writing about it. I have seen clone high, sorry to totally prove you wrong. Just watch on monday at 10:30.
oh yeah, after the PXJT's Abe is in his locker and during the PXJT's he drops his pencil and it shatters. Oh and the trucker ALWAYS SIPS HIS COFFEE. And the trucker ran this cop off the road and crippled him for life, but saved his life because in the words of the trucker he was 'too sleepy to be driving' oh yeah
when ghandi tells his orthodox jew parents that hes gonna become a trucker they make a big fuss and his mom says that shes gonna hang herself with the 'good noose'.
I'm really tired.
nil per os
