Songs that are so bad, they're cool.

Trident · Post by **Trident** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:14 am

Johnny Socko--"I Like Cows." It's beautiful. *cries*

I love the band to death, but I also have to say that many Cake songs fit in this category. They're not the most brilliant musicians in the world, and sometimes their lyrics make no sense whatsoever, but that just makes 'em all the more wonderful.

nailz · Post by **nailz** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:28 am

Gigatron - Valhalla
Dream Evil - Book of Heavy Metal

shai-hulud · Post by **shai-hulud** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:54 am

A lot of Mike Patton's stuff is so stupid that it's just plain awesome

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:19 am

el_farlo wrote:
Otohiko wrote:Frank Zappa has that quality to it, but I'll stab anyone who claims that he was not a genius
zappa eats yellow snow...not a genius *prepares to be stabbed*

El Farlo, who was Strictly From Commercial,

Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my post

*peekaboo*

That got me about just as evil as hippies can get

So I bent down and I reached down and I scooped down
And I gathered up a generous mittenful of the deadly

YELLOW SNOW

Yes! - The Deadly Yellow Snow From Right There Where The Huskies Go!

-Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people on this forum but destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology - here it goes now! The circular motion!

RUB IT!!

***

Err,

I'm cool with that

DrngdKreationz · Post by **DrngdKreationz** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:24 pm

"Who killed bambi" by the sex pistols... the song is so god awful (yes even more awful then they're other songs) that you can't help but just laugh or want to gouge holes into your ears. only way to get rid of the awful feeling of having heard it is to see someone else cringe at the sound.

KirinRiotCrash · Post by **KirinRiotCrash** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:55 pm

Seems you guys forgot about William Hung. I swear! I thought he's cool, even though his singing is rather shoddy next to Dave Matthews.

Kajino Rei · Post by **Kajino Rei** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:47 pm

KirinRiotCrash wrote: Seems you guys forgot about William Hung. I swear! I thought he's cool, even though his singing is rather shoddy next to Dave Matthews.

I believe he's just bad with no redeeming musical qualities whatsoever.
She Bangs?
Oh, someone shot somebody.

Adding to my earlier post Cibo Matto deserves a spot, the #1 spot.

JustinCredible · Post by **JustinCredible** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:19 pm

Kajino Rei wrote:Adding to my earlier post Cibo Matto deserves a spot, the #1 spot.

I wouldn't say so, but everything is opinion based anyways... But I can see you point!

Kajino Rei · Post by **Kajino Rei** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:52 pm

Well Cibo Matto doesn't "suck" to me but they're definitely on drugs or something. Example: Spoon.
I love that song.

JustinCredible · Post by **JustinCredible** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 6:56 pm

I have a soft spot for Birthday Cake and Sugar Water...