The Second Annual Miss Anime Universe Question Contest

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:36 pm

Bob: Thanks, Chuck. While we wait, we'll take a breif intermission. Now we'd like to direct your attention towards the middle of arena, where as you can see, the building is still on fire. megaman still standing in the same stop with his demonic guns drawn, and an evil smile on his face. oldwrench is right now lurking in the shadows, ready to take out anyone with his sniper rifle; nd madbunny in lounging up his sky box, equiped with orderves, cigars, and liquor, knowing that he has a E-BOMB located somewhere near or in the building. We have yet locate angelx03 or b00omshakalaka.

Chuck: Luck us this year's war wasn't as intense as last year's.

Bob: That's right. In fact we just finished rebuilding after the all of the chaos caused by last year's war, just 2 weeks befofe the start of this years contest.

Chuck:This year's contest is being brought to you by PokeRaid! Kills Pokemon dead.
Bob: and by TAG body spray for monsters & demons. Anime girls, if you're luucky you'll get yourself a handsome demon, or you might find yourself having a night with an evil tentacle monster.
Chuck: Proceeds from this years competition will going The United Lolita Catgirl Fund. Help all of these lilita catgirls find new homes.

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:57 am

*Hunter's face comes on the Big Moniter of All Things Anime* Greetings my adoring, and loving public. I would just like to let it be known that due to circumstances beyond my control, Faye has lost. I will now be activating the thermo-nuclear device buried underneath the arena. Have a nice few minutes left to live Bob. *waves then the moniter blips off*

Tenshi K. Tama · Post by **Tenshi K. Tama** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:52 am

Faye lost cause I asked did she want to go on a trip to Mexico!
Faye:*jumps from under a trapdoor filled with hormone raging freaks, geeks, and dorks.*No! I'm right her-! Me:*stomps down on door and locks* Heh heheh She said to have fun without her!!!

The Partisan · Post by **The Partisan** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:26 am

You guys are comedic geniuses.

b00omshakalaka · Post by **b00omshakalaka** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:21 pm

I suck at these types of things. There's no way i can do this. Sides I never actually watched Type/moon and don't no anything about Rider.

and i doubt i can make something up in the time i have in this library. All i can say is either sumone can take my rider in my place or i lose

damn this sucks

b00omshakalaka · Post by **b00omshakalaka** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:27 pm

Remember Rider, She loves you =)

NS · Post by NS » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:54 pm

.... you have my vote

angelx03 · Post by **angelx03** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:25 pm

Name: Saber
Age: not given!
Gender: female
User: angelx03

Chuck: And lookie here! Our next contestant, Saber, has finally arrived! And she seems to be preoccupied....

Chuck: Umm, Miss Saber, may I ask you the first question?
Saber: Ohhh, of course! Do as you wish.
Chuck: All righty then! First question. What kind of pet would you prefer to have?

*Chuck laughs a bit*

Chuck: Hehehe, from the looks of it, I think it's pretty obvious.

Saber:....

Saber: Pardon me, but it is rude for you to laugh at a time like this as it is deemed very inappropriate.
Chuck: Sorry, please continue.
Saber: As you wish. For pets as a form of luxuary, I certainly do not have the time for such things. If I were to change to choose an animal that best represents my character, I wouldn't be hesistant to choose a lion.
Chuck: I see. (figures though)

Saber: This is according to my preferences of course as the lion represents the honor, bravery, and leadership it has for its kind.
Chuck: Fascinating. Shall, we go for the second question.
Saber: Please do.
Chuck: All right, question 2. If you could have one wish to be granted what would it be?
Saber: Hmmm.....

Saber: My one and only wish is to obtain the Holy Grail at any cost so I can fullfill my duty as king. And that duty is to correct the mistakes that has happened to my people in my past life.

*some silence*

Chuck: Oh my!

All right better go forth the final question. What's your idea of a perfect date?
Saber: Activities like dating are just obstacles that deny our very existance and our true purpose in life.
Chuck: Um, well......
Saber: But in all honesty.....

Saber:...I was recently involved of what I consider a "perfect" date. Stuff like watching action movies (perferbly ones with sword action), going to a toy store, and going to an aquarium. Even though I prefer home-cooked meals made by my date, I had experienced a delicous red tea I drank at a beautiful resturant.
Chuck: Wow! You must have really enjoyed it.

*Saber unties her hair*

Saber: Yes, I enjoyed it immensly.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:08 pm

Chuck: Thank you Miss Saber
Bob: Ladies and gentlemen, moments before our interview with Miss Saber, we received this transmission from The Original Head Hunter:

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:*Hunter's face comes on the Big Moniter of All Things Anime* Greetings my adoring, and loving public. I would just like to let it be known that due to circumstances beyond my control, Faye has lost. I will now be activating the thermo-nuclear device buried underneath the arena. Have a nice few minutes left to live Bob. *waves then the moniter blips off*

Bob: Good greif!
Chuck: It seems that this year's war hasn't quite ended.
Bob: The building is still on fire, we have yet to interview Rider, there is nuke buried under the arena.......
Chuck: Sorry to interupt you, Bob, but it seems that megaman is up to something.

*aims Damien at ceiling, fires one shot and blow giant gaping hole in ceiling. aims Cerberus a sealed doorway and fires a single shot, obliterating the door*

Chuck: WHOA! WITH JUST ONE SHOT FROM EACH GUN, HAS BLOWN A HOLE THROUGH OUR ROOF AND BLOWN DOWN OUR SEALED DOOR!
Bob: I think he's a bout to say something!

megaman: For those of you who wish to live, leave now. *points towards hole in ceiling*

Bob: megaman seems to be pointing towards something. What could it be?
Chuchk: I'm being informed that there is a very large inter-galactic space ship in Earth's upper atmosphere....................
Bob: OH MY GOD, IT'S THE NIRVANA! IT'S THE NIRVANA FROM VANDREAD! WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING HERE!?

megaman: Head Hunter, I know you're watching. If anyone is going to blow this bitch up, it's gonna be me!

Bob: Holy Shit!
Chuck: Let's hope we hear from Rider soon, and I mean soon! *gulp*

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 pm

*Hunter's voice comes over the speaker system* Noooooo! I shall push the big red button then! *Moniter of All things Anime blips on to a picture of a big red button, which a fist is slammed into, followed by some rumbling outside, a few moments later missles could be seen through the hole in the roof heading up into the sky, quickly reversing directions straight down towards the Convention Hall* Die megaman!