What Anime Characters Would Never Say

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Post by Ruby-Eye » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:11 pm

Gendo Ikari:
Yo, this is Iki!!!! Welcome to pimp my Eva!
Today we got this old 2014 Evangelion 01, we`ll have to totally rework it and give it some style.
So say Fuyutsuki, what are we gone do with the bodywork.

Fuyutsuki Kouzou:
We gone complitly remove the bodywork and replace it with this new extra wide bodykit, consisting of a spacial titan alloy...

Gendo ikari:
So Akagi what about the interior?

Akagi Ritsuko:
We`ll install a 5000000000 watt surround sound system, a mp3/DVD player and a playstation 10. The sound-waves gone have enough power to destroy an entire city. To secure the power supply we will install two S2-Engins....

Gendo Ikari:
So here`s your brand new Eva 01.

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You`re officially pimpt!!!


As you may have noticed I`m not so in the technical details of "pimping", but I liked the idee! :roll: :P

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Post by yuppa » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:04 am

Gendo: today.. i have a dream!! a dream to make clones of my dead wife and ASS RAPE them repeadly!

Shinji: hey toji! come here you bitch!

Toji: Please dont hurt me!

MIsato: hey who wants to pul a anal train??

Ritsuko: No im sorry madonna. i cant have sex with you.

the shadow council: We like to move i tmove it.. you like to....MOVE it!!

Cast:dances to safety dance
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Post by arzuro » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:23 am

Anything a real human would say, really.
Scarlet, scarlet, grey, white, death.

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Post by yuppa » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:33 pm

arzuro wrote:Anything a real human would say, really.
So says the person with no sense of humor? its just a game. dont take it so literally. have some fun with it. :D
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Post by Tenshi K. Tama » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:09 pm

Sesshomaru:Jaken!....*crying* You've been such a pal buddy!....*more crying*

Jaken:I will always remember you milord! *breaks down sobbing*

Sesshomaru:Goodbye Jaken!.....Take good care of Rin!!

Barber:Alright mister Sesshomaru it's time for your semi-centural haircut what'll it be?

Sesshomaru:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Post by Strange Dawn » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:09 am

:? Hmmm....
Sasuke : Sakura, I love you...
Sakura : Wh...what!? What happened to the Sasuke who wanted to avenge his brother?!
Sasuke : Ah, forget about that freakin' Itachi! He's flirtin' with Ino now!
Sakura : :shock:
Sasuke : Well, that means you won't have anyone else to fight with over me... *winks*
Sakura : No way! I like someone else!
Kakashi : (Immediately looks at her) You mean there's hope for me???
Sakura : NO! I like....
Sasuke : Who!? Don't tell me it's Naruto!
Kakashi : Don't tell me it's Gai!
Sakura : I like....no, I LOVE....Kenshin!!!
Kakashi & Sasuke : :shock:
Kenshin : Oro?

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Post by ChronoShadow131 » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:01 am

Let's see...

From Slayers:
Lina Inverse: "No, no, Gourry, I simply insist that you eat the last chicken wing."

Gourry Gabriev: "No, Lina, you eat it."

Xellos: "Okay, you might all want to sit down for this, as this explanation could take a while."

Sylphiel: "Hmm, now that I've mastered the Dragon Slave, I should probably go ask Lina how to cast the Giga Slave..."

Lina Inverse: "Well, I guess the Dragon Slave isn't the best spell for this situation."

From Full Metal Panic!
Kaname: "Sousuke! What have I told you about anti-intruder boobytraps!? You can't just use claymores, you need to find a way that doesn't leave enough left of the intruder to run anything other than DNA analysis on it! Use a blunderbuss filled with piano wire or something like that."
(Thanks to my friend Scott for that idea)

Kurz: "I'm sorry Mao. I see where I went wrong in my life. Here, take these items of yours back that I've been hoarding for years. (Hands back two bathing suits, 7 pairs of underwear, 5 bras, and 57 clandestinely taken pictures.) Oh, and could you give these back to the captain as well..."

Mao: "Hey Kurz, could you come here for a minute? I'm trying on some new bathing suits and need an opinion on them..."
"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe."
-Johann von Goethe

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Post by megaman917 » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:22 pm

cholinms wrote:Ryoko "Hey Ayeka, Mihoshi Washu and I have all decided to drug Tenchi and have our way with him. Wana join us?" :twisted:

Ayeka "Let me get my whip first. We must do this properly." :twisted:
Washu "I'll go get the lab, I mean torture chamber, ready." :twisted:

Mihoshi "I'll go home and get my ball & gag and chains, and I'll tell Kiyone, so she can come with her special toys." :twisted:

Ryoko :o "Hot damn! And I thought I was evil!"
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)

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Post by Thrawn05 » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:30 pm

Grenadier

Rushuna: I hate guns. Dammit, I cracked another nail.

Ah! My Goddess

Belldandy: You are right Keiichi, you are a loser.

NGE

Asuka: Shinji makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Shinji: I WILL SUCCEED!!!

Hand Maid May

May: I prefer firewire cables.
STUDY!!! STUDY!!! STUDY!!! STUDY!!! - Kintaro Oe, Goldenboy

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Post by older_gohan » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:34 pm

Asuka:*singing* My balogna has a first name it's o-s-c-a-r...

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