Thanks U.S. Government!!! :}
- Kracus
- Joined: Wed Dec 11, 2002 11:21 am
- Location: DC
light humor
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
-Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
-David Letterman
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
-General George S. Patton
Stated: "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
-Jacques Chirac, President of France
Response: "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
-Rush Limbaugh
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people."
-Conan O'Brien
-Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
-David Letterman
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
-General George S. Patton
Stated: "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
-Jacques Chirac, President of France
Response: "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
-Rush Limbaugh
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people."
-Conan O'Brien
- MAS PRODUCTIONS
- Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2001 12:43 pm
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I have no problem with the French, nor do I have a problem with any other country. The French are probably the only ones stopping this insanity. Also the "freedom fries", thats just stupid. I have more of a problem with America than anyone else. I dont like the fact that America feels it must police the world. We have no right to force our ways on others and vice versa. But thats off topic so I will switch back to the fries thing. They are French Fries people, if you have a problem with the name then dont eat them (that is if you have a problem with them -_-).
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- Kracus
- Joined: Wed Dec 11, 2002 11:21 am
- Location: DC
I just had some freedom fries from mcdonald's. Man you can really taste the freedom!! MMMmmmmmMAS PRODUCTIONS wrote:I have no problem with the French, nor do I have a problem with any other country. The French are probably the only ones stopping this insanity. Also the "freedom fries", thats just stupid. I have more of a problem with America than anyone else. I dont like the fact that America feels it must police the world. We have no right to force our ways on others and vice versa. But thats off topic so I will switch back to the fries thing. They are French Fries people, if you have a problem with the name then dont eat them (that is if you have a problem with them -_-).
on a more serious note: I have issues with any country, they all have problems just like us. No one is perfect. And be that as it may, it's already been established that France gets the majority of it's oil from Iraq.
- SSJVegita0609
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Why do you have to defend yourself if your country is so great, surely someone in your great country doesn't need to boost themselves any higher by pushing down on the heads of insignificant countries like Australia. We have self esteem aswell and it is battered enough by the fact that we can see our country's leaders shitting up what we have got.kthulhu wrote:Australia. 20 million people descended mostly from England's (and surrounding territories) finest convicts, as well as the Aborigines they didn't slaughter (although the Aborigine is not a bad thing).
They feel insignificant, so they try to make fun of us.
Our system of government (representative capitalistic democracy) is a joke, compared to the common European and Australian system of failing socialism?
Maybe our current administration is a joke, but I like the basic ideas behind our way of doing things. Better than having the queen on our money while it's taken away in taxes to support feel good government programs.
Australia might not compare in any way, shape or form to America but that also means we have less fuckwits. Please leave us with what we have got. We know what we have got and what sucks in our country without Yankie pride to piss us off.
Also take note that not everyone in Australia is a Kangaroo fucking, queen loving excon. I am not decended from convicts and neither is a great proportion of our population. Although we do have a lesser proportion of actual criminals today with regards to size than the USA.
Unfortunately we do live under a bullshit government and it is probably worse that the people actually chose this one but we know where we went wrong so please do not rub salt in the wounds.
What does it matter anyway if we try to make fun of you though, it is like a fly on an elephant.
Please leave us what little national pride we have left.
Also did anyone else notice this:
Woah slow down there no Paris Air Show now thats just going to far.On a more serious note, Republican Jim Saxton of New Jersey has proposed a ban on Pentagon (news - web sites) participation in this year's Paris Air Show
"I wish I did more drugs,
I wish I slept with more girls,
I wish you'd all go and get fucked."
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I wish I slept with more girls,
I wish you'd all go and get fucked."
Jock Cheese
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Funny, thats just what Neville Chamberlain. Seriously, I have no idea why this got turned into such a big deal. I mean, ITS IRAQ. Remember when they had the 4th strongest army on the planet and the US crushed there whole military infrastructure in less then a week. There where less than a 100 casualties on the US side, a great portion of which were friendly fire, not even a result of Iraqs military. You know, last week Iraqi solders tried to surrender to British troops...BEFORE THE WAR STARTED! Unfortunately the British troops had to turn them away because you cant take prisoners of war when theres no war. This war, if it ever actually happens, isnt gonna last to long people. You know, I said before I dont know why everyone is suddenly making a huge deal out of this, but I do have an idea what it could be.SSJVegita0609 wrote: The war IS a very bad idea
See, people, with their short memories have seem to forgotten that this war has been talked about for a quite some time. You know that back like at the start of Clintons second term, even before the whole Monica thing, many insiders predicted war would start with Iraq WITHIN 6 MONTHS. No one really seemed to care. The attitude with most people was "oh its just Iraq, lets just get it over with and get Saddam out of there" No one called Clinton a war mongerer or accused the US of being imperialist. And Clinton did want the war. There is even a quote of him saying one of his biggest regrets was not dealing with Saddam when he could have. But then something changed, something that suddenly caused everyone to turn against the idea. Hmmm, well, Saddam didnt change.....Europe really hasnt gone through some big revolution and continues slowly towards some socalist/Orwellian nightmare type thing....so what changed? Oh yeah, the president is Republican now! And even though hes doing the same thing a Democrate was doing, although a little more strong handed, its suddenly a really terrible fucking idea. Now...im not saying this whole thing has been sturred up by anti republicans and the liberal medai or something that, but really looking at the whole situation and the recent history with what seems like a good portion of the population suddenly doing a 180, its hard to see any other possibility.
I mean, getting people to protest a war is a lot easier than getting people to support it. Anyone protesting anti war movements must be pro war right? And pro war? What the fuck, what is wrong with you man? You know there's another war the US has been fighting for a long ass time that cost billions, hell, I think its in the trillions now, that gets 1000's locked up every year for no reason and restricts peoples freedom. However, no one protest that war. Well some do, but it certianly doesnt get the attention the the Iraq anti movement is getting. Why not? Could it be that maybe protesting this perticular war would be a little bit harder. That people would actually have to put their morals on the line to protest this war. Cause protesting the Iraqi war, I mean, odds are people are not gonna look at you has a bad human being, being against death and destruction and all. This other war though, this war doesnt work the same way, because on the surface, it seems like its a war against death and suffering. So being against this war will, on the surface to many people, put you in the same catagory has those who support the Iraqi war. Make you seem like you are for death and suffering. However, this particular war has only causes what it tries to stop, and should have ended a long time ago. Other countries who once fought it have ended it, and its yeilded positive results for them. I wonder if anyone has figured out what war im talking about yet.
Anyway, the point of that last paragraph is, if these people invovled in this whole anti war movement are so rightious, why are they fighting the easier battle. They are taking on the target that really doesnt put them on the line at all weither they are right or wrong. All these guys who think they are all smart and see through the goverments bullshit and blah blah blah and are fighting to help people, seem to missing other big thing for some reason. See, people have this preconception that the only way you can be a sheep, so to speak, is if you follow the government, believe what it says and so on. But really, you can be a sheep no matter who you follow, or who you go against. Its all a matter of wiether youre thinking forself. If all these potesters are really so smart, and thinking for themselves, and arent sheep/followers/youre average person/ whatever you want to call it, then how come they cant figure out that this other war taking place that I was talking before about needs to be protested too? Maybe because they are sheep too, they are just following someone else.
Anyway, I really dont feel like summing all this up because I shouldnt have too. I just typed all that crap to give people something to think about, and if I did it right, they should reach the conclusion I intended it too on their own.
- SS5_Majin_Bebi
- Joined: Mon Jul 15, 2002 8:07 pm
- Location: Why? So you can pretend you care? (Brisbane, Australia)
not really, considering (and this next statement is rife with controversy) that it was partly due to Americas arrogance that 9/11 happened. And they are still harping on about it. It happened, get over it. No amount of moaning is going to change that, or bring back the hundreds dead. Ok, so it was bad, and even I felt awful. But comeon!
Now a war is breaking out because the president is randy. Ye fucking haw, he ays. We're going to blow up Iraq and rebuild it, he says. Um, isnt that what Hitler was doing in World War 2? Its called "conquering"
Now a war is breaking out because the president is randy. Ye fucking haw, he ays. We're going to blow up Iraq and rebuild it, he says. Um, isnt that what Hitler was doing in World War 2? Its called "conquering"