Funny Anime Questions Ver.2

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:17 pm

A: There was a law passed in Japan restricting the number of fat chicks per anime. Violators will be persecuted and prosecuted to fullest extent of the law.

Q: I asked this before and I'm gonna ask again:

Who were the first 5 anime girls, who felt that alchemy was a must to increase their bust? (In other words, Who were the first 5 anime girls to use alchemy to increase their chest size? They needn't be from the same anime.)

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:36 pm

A. Mai - KOF(and she did her hips too)

Naga the Serpent - Slayers

Winry - FMA(secretly knows alchemy)

Chun li - she woulda did her bust, but the excess mass would make it hard to fire a blast, so she used it on her legs.

pretty much all the girls from G-Taste, which is why they're shaped the same.

Q. how many Men used alchemy to increase their muscle size?

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:42 pm

37.42 men.

Armstrong is 2.3 of them, Glttony is 14.67, and Eva Unit 01 is the other 21.45

Q: Where does Winry keep her wrench? See seems to have instant acess to it even when she wears a miniskirt.

celibi87 · Post by **celibi87** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:45 pm

A:She hides in her hidden alchemy bag that she keeps just in case she needs a little "Perk up" in the morning.
Q: Why is gluttony so hungry?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:48 pm

celibi87 wrote:A:She hides in her hidden alchemy bag that she keeps just in case she needs a little "Perk up" in the morning.
Q: Why is gluttony so hungry?

Lust got him on weight watchers for 2 years... he just never recovered... *goes off to cry*

Q: Doesn't Vash get hot in his trench coat out in that desert?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:01 am

A: One word: Commando.

Q: What would Meryl say if she found THAT little secret out?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:28 am

A: Blackmail him into bed with her and Milly for an all-nighter.

megaman917 wrote:Q: Winry seems to carry the wrench Ed gave her everywhere she goes. When she has no pockets, no purse, no toolbox, etc., where does she keep the damn thing?

isudae76 wrote:somone once told me girls hav more hiding places than boys

Malificus wrote:Q: Where does Winry keep her wrench? See seems to have instant acess to it even when she wears a miniskirt.

celibi87 wrote:A:She hides in her hidden alchemy bag that she keeps just in case she needs a little "Perk up" in the morning.

*No we have an idea where her secret alchemy bag is.

*

He Said, She Said:
Scenario: Winry has been traveling with Ed and Al for several weeks now. During this time Winry has his hit both Ed and Al several times with her wrench. On a nice Summer day after she hit Ed, while Al was carrying all their stuff, Ed secretly follows her into a dark abandoned alley, finds her behind a dumpster putting her wrench away, and finds out where she's been hiding the damn thing. Ed comes out of hiding and confronts Winry, while she's putting her wrench away.

Q1: What did he say? *along with his reaction*
Q2: What did she say? *along with her reaction*
Q3: What happens next?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:46 am

A:
Scenario 1[u/]

ED:

WINRY:

ED: Oh, I'm gonna get a lot of mileage outta THIS one...
WINRY: Oh god, please don't tell anybody! I'll do anything!!!
ED: ANY thing?
WINRY: What exactly do you have in mind?
ED: Let's see just how MUCH you like metal... yoiu make me feel good, I make you; equivolent exchange, right?

WINRY: Oh really? You think you can "measure" up?
ED: Let's just say that the "exchange" for the height was a 2-for-one sale so to speak.
(zzzzzzzzzip)
WINRY:

SCENARIO 2

They left and got into his car
Then they drove away some place real far
ED: No babe, the time has come; how'd you like to have a little fun.
WINRY: If we could only please be on our way, I would not run.
That's when things got out of control
She didn't want to, he had his way
She said let's go, he said
ED: No way. Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way. Come on, babe it'll be okay, if it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid.

(Apologies to aielI_Ileia for that; I couldn't resist)

Same scenario, only Ranma finding where Akane keeps that hammer.

Q1: He Said?
Q2: She Said?
Q3: What next?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:33 am

A. he said: AH HA! just wait till i tell everyone about that hammer!
she said: oh yeah *Throws cold water on him, he's now she*
what happens next:

i have a secret for you Ranma....*throws water on herself*
Ranma:

WTF!
Akane:*muscle bound Akane* I fell into that cursed spring too, but it was Armstrongs great uncle who fell in before me.

over shadowed girl Ranma:.......

Q. Scenario....

Your playing on your favorite video game system and what happens next, it completly dies on you, you fall into a deep depression and come to only one conclusion to resolve this, you decide to use the power of Alchemy to revive it, you go to some deserted island, draw up the transmutation circle, place it down and you perform the transmutation....What happens next?

celibi87 · Post by **celibi87** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:44 am

Scenario 1:
Me: Oh let this poor playstation be brought back to life by the power of alchemy.
*i start the transmutation and everything goes well, then everything turns ugly as bill gates pops out and steals my ps2 with all of my treasured games.*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! i can never play my dating sims again....how dare you?
Bill Gates in monotone: I want to control the fucking world and you shall do my bidding.

What happens next?