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kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 1:11 am

The duel will go thusly:

Both participants shall dine on pheasant and ale at four.

They are to kiss (and perhaps engage in the act of fornication with) all wives, mistresses, favored whores, wenches, sisters, daughters, and female cousins goodbye from thirty after four until the clock is precisely at five.

Gloveslaps are to commence for fifteen minutes, after which time both parties are to engage in the act of dignified testicular punting. Should either party behave in a manner more befitting of the servant and general skag populace, the more dignified party is entitled to dispense one (1) unchallenged testicle slap with a glove, fox pelt, or guinea dagger.

The first party to fall to the ground is to stay still as the party still standing kills them, disembowels their corpse, and presents the remains to the hunds and sheepdogs of the filthiest shepherd or peasant in the county.

Gentlemen - to your chairs!

Anime Jedi · Post by **Anime Jedi** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 1:29 am

Did someone say duel?

(was that the first time I've used that smily?)

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 1:42 am

kthulhu wrote:The duel will go thusly:

Both participants shall dine on pheasant and ale at four.

They are to kiss (and perhaps engage in the act of fornication with) all wives, mistresses, favored whores, wenches, sisters, daughters, and female cousins goodbye from thirty after four until the clock is precisely at five.

Gloveslaps are to commence for fifteen minutes, after which time both parties are to engage in the act of dignified testicular punting. Should either party behave in a manner more befitting of the servant and general skag populace, the more dignified party is entitled to dispense one (1) unchallenged testicle slap with a glove, fox pelt, or guinea dagger.

The first party to fall to the ground is to stay still as the party still standing kills them, disembowels their corpse, and presents the remains to the hunds and sheepdogs of the filthiest shepherd or peasant in the county.

Gentlemen - to your chairs!

Is there food and drink available for the audience?

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 1:44 am

No. You must bring your own, or have a luncheon or supper picnic delivered to you by one of the local innkeep wenches (who you may beat for the low price of one sterling pershing).

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 1:47 am

kthulhu wrote:No. You must bring your own, or have a luncheon or supper picnic delivered to you by one of the local innkeep wenches (who you may beat for the low price of one sterling pershing).

Sweet, I am going to eat all sorts of tasty nibblings and drink much fine stuff. We should have more of these duels.

Dannywilson · Post by **Dannywilson** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 1:57 am

kthulhu wrote:No. You must bring your own, or have a luncheon or supper picnic delivered to you by one of the local innkeep wenches (who you may beat for the low price of one sterling pershing).

WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT!?!?

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 2:02 am

Are they not with you, you fornicatious lord of fornicating fornication? And if be they not with you, perhaps it is due to the pile of fur you call a Totoro that you are fornicating?

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 2:13 am

kthulhu wrote:Are they not with you, you fornicatious lord of fornicating fornication? And if be they not with you, perhaps it is due to the pile of fur you call a Totoro that you are fornicating?

THAT IS THE MOST PROFOUND THING I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY!!!

Kthulu, I am soo making sure that Santa gives you extra presents this year.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 2:15 am

Rock on!

Rini210 · Post by **Rini210** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 9:51 am

This kind of spam is so horrible... and I'm so lost now I don't think I can read any more...

:: her eyes start to burn as she runs away :: They burn...