Family Guy-All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

[RamonesFan2020204]

This is a funny track from the "Family Guy Live In Vegas" CD, and I'd like to see it in an AMV.


LYRICS:


Peter:
On Monday I had drinks with Barney Rubble
We hit a couple divy little bars
We noticed there was quite a lovely lady
Sitting at the table next to ours
Now Barney, who was pretty friggin' wasted
Got up and stumbled over with a groan
He said: "Hey, just between us, my neanderthalic
penis is as massive as a stegosaurus bone!”

All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Meg: “Did Barney really say that?”
Peter: “Oh, yeah! He is a bastard.”
Lois: “Wow!”
Peter: “An-And he really does not give a damn about the feelings of women!
Ah, aah.. it's Sad! It's really sad...”
Brian: “Well you think that's bad, listen to this…”

One day I met an ape of great charisma
Magilla the Gorilla was his name
He wore a little hat and matching bowtie
A fashion witch has brought him great acclaim
I said: "What do you see as your career-peak?
Of all your many flashy escapades.”
He said: "Well this is funky,
but you're looking at the monkey who’s responsible for bringing you the AIDS. “

All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Peter: “So he’s the cold prick?”
Stewie: “I say that is just awful!”
Lois: “Okay, okay! Listen to this little gin…”

I had a conversation at a party
With famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd
He told me I just had to see his rifle
And dropped it at the table with a thud
I said to him: “It’s quite a lovely firearm.”
He told me his fiancé likes it to
He said: “This maybe corny but it really gets me horny when
I press it to her temple while we screw!”

All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Peter: “Aw, God! That is one sick bastard!”
Stewie: “Euw, you’re not kidding?”
Brian: “Yeah, that… eeh… that stuff’s kinda’ against the law to, I think.”
Chris: “Well, I got one that’s even worse than that…”

On Friday-night I went to get some candy
Some soda and some chips and other stuff
Along the way I passed a little alley
And there I saw that K-9 called McGruff
I said to him: “Hey! You’re that famous crime dog!”
He said:
“I only work from nine to five! And now it’s close “ten-ish” and I
got a job to finish ‘cause as you can see this hooker’s still alive!”

All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Meg: “That’s awful!”
Stewie: “Uh! Imagine McGruff beating up hookers!”
Peter: “He is a dick… He is a DICK!”
Stewie: “Yes, yes! He’s a nasty Cartoon, but I can top that… Listen to this!”

One day as I was strolling through the forest
I happened on some mushroom covered turf
And there from underneath a patro-fungus
Emerged the one and only Papa Smurf
He said: “This is our secret mushroom village!”
I said: “Then I’m the first to see these views?”
He said: “I’m only kidding, ‘cause we only keep it hidden from the Asians,
Adams, Faggots, Blacks and Jews!”

All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Lois: “That Papa Smurf sounds like a monster!”
Stewie: “Oh, he’s a dirty, nasty racist and a bigot and homophobe,
and do you know what I did when I got home?”
Brian: “What?”
Stewie: “I called up Gargamel and I told him where the village is!”

[LAUGHTER]

Peter: “That’s sweeeeet…”
Meg: “Can I go next?”
Lois: “Of course, sweetie!”
Meg: “One day I met a…-”
Peter: “Holy crap! Look who’s here, it’s Jason Alexander!”
JA: “Hey, Cartoon-haters!”
Meg: “B-but I was supposed to go next!”
Lois: “Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander wants to talk!”
JA: “I couldn’t help overhearing what you were talking about and I agree.
Cartoons are real fucking assholes!”
Brian: “Yeah, that’s sorta’ what we’ve been trying to communicate.”
JA: “Well, get a load of this!”
Peter: “(Laughing) He said load!!”
Lois: “(Laughing) I know! I heard!”

I once met Scooby-Doo at a première bash
He looked a little haggard and he stunk
He said: “The trouble started last December.
When Daphne made a pass while she was drunk.”
And now he’s got a child out of wedlock
It’s dealing his career a fatal blow
I asked him: “Where’s the baby?”
He said: “Jason, buddy, maybe now you see why fuckin’ Scrappy’s gotta go!”

All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Peter: “Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of Scooby and Daphne?”
JA: “Shocking isn’t it?”
Peter: “Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap this up?”

[CHOIR SINGING]

So let us now leave you with one suggestion
A bit of wisdom you can take for free
‘Cause the Micky’s and the Goofy’s and the Daffy’s
Are not the gentle souls they seem to be
So anytime Sylvester catches Tweety
Or Tom has got poor Jerry in a fix
(He’s in a fix!)
Sit back and just observe it;
‘Cause the little shits deserve it
FOR ALL CARTOONS ARE FUCKIN’ DICKS!

Stewie:
“So! When do we get to the ‘off-color’ part of the album?”

[Uanime5]

I think it would make a good AMV, especially if you can get clips from the TV series they mentioned.

[Willen]

I'd like to see someone get creative and NOT use any of the cartoons mentioned but substitute similar anime for those parts. Like instead of Magilla Gorilla, use Gorilla from Cromartie High School. And use as many Fruits Basket characters as you can at the very end.

[Shinodude]

I'd like to see someone get creative and NOT use any of the cartoons mentioned but substitute similar anime for those parts. Like instead of Magilla Gorilla, use Gorilla from Cromartie High School. And use as many Fruits Basket characters as you can at the very end.

he can use the dude who turns into the sheep from fruits basket for stewie

[animeandme]

the dude who turns into the sheep would be Hiro

[Kawaii_Yoko_Neko_Chan]

XD Wow, my friend has that song. I have heard it a lot, and I am telling you first hand, that would make a frick'in awesome AMV. >>;