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2006-04-05 23:03:20
Mollie Sue got voted off of America's Next Top Model. The other person in the bottom two was Jade. Jade is arrogant. She accused the judges of using the worst take on the improv commercial they all had to do, and her performance in it was laughable as well. I would have preferred it if they voted Jade off, but they didn't. Mollie Sue is so hot. She's definitely the most shaggable model in this cycle. Now the hottest chick remaining is Sara.
I'd still tap Mollie Sue, though. She's obviously a NATURAL redhead.
Re the Journal Junkies' AMV. Not downloadin' it. It's too big a file. Otherwise I'd be the first to have a look at it. -
NME: "Now where will Azulmagia go to beat off to pictures of underaged girls?"
2006-04-03 19:51:30
LOL.
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Tell me this IS an April Fool's joke. PLEASE.
2006-04-03 03:42:13
:(
I found this on the Shoujo-Ai Heavens site:
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ok. no, this is not some bad april fools joke.
no, this is not an attack from a hack.
it is EXACTLY as it looks.
The forum has been deleted. yes, DELETED.
I'm over it all.
the stress, the hassle, the bickering.
I'm sick of it all. as such I have deleted the entire forum. every file is gone from this server.
I have the only remaining pure copy.
when the domian for the heavens lapses at the end of the year. I have no intention of renewing it.
Rei_zero - signing off
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FUCK NO. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK. Fuck. This can't be happening. T_T -
This is some WAY stupid shit.
2006-03-26 04:00:19
OK, here are some really, REALLY stupid "Intellectual Property" factoids.
- "IN 1982, Motion Picture Association of America head Jack Valenti told Congress that 'the VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston Strangler is to the woman home alone.'"
And we know what happened after that.
"MICROSOFT UK held a contest for the best film on 'intellectual property theft'; finalists had to sign away 'all intellectual property rights' on 'terms acceptable to Microsoft.'"
Kafkaesque.
"THE CLASSIC civil rights documentary Eyes on the Prize can’t be aired or sold because much of its archival footage is copyrighted."
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"TO PREVENT PIRACY of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, a Montreal cineplex monitored audiences with metal detectors and night-vision goggles and checked popcornfor video cameras."
Damn fools, don't they know that with today's technology, cameras can easily be smuggled in up a woman's vagina? Why don't they search there?
"BY PASSING the memorial Sonny Bono Copyright Extension Act, Congress added 20 years to copyrights. “I Got You Babe” now won’t enter the public domain until 2061."
By which time nobody will care, because the polar ice caps will no longer exist.
"'SENSORY TRADEMARKS' include a duck quacking (AFLAC), a lion roaring (MGM), yodelling (Yahoo!), giggling (Pillsbury), and a 'pre-programmed rotating sequence of a plurality of high intensity columns of light projected into the sky to locate a source at the base thereof' (Ballantyne of Omaha)."
Can you believe this shit?
"A FRENCH DIRECTOR had to pay $1,300 after a character in his film whistled the communist anthem, “The Internationale,” without permission."
What I'd like to know is, who owns the fucking copyright?
"THE PUBLISHER of Super Hero Happy Hour removed 'Super' from the comic book title after Marvel and DC Comics stated they own the phrase 'super heroes and variations thereof.'"
And Azulmagia states that he wants Marvel and DC to go and fuck themselves.
"U.S. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY is valued at $5.5 trillion, equal to 47% of our GDP and greater than the GDP of any other nation but China."
Yes, why bother to make and sell shit when you can get fat off of the royalties?
"NEARLY 20% of the 23,688 known human genes are patented in the United States. Private companies hold 63% of those patents."
Reason #284 to hate capitalism.
"MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.’s estate charges academic authors $50 for each sentence of the “I Have a Dream” speech that they reprint."
Dr. King would be rolling in his grave if he had heard about that one. One of these days, I'm going to reprint one sentence - the best known one - and not pay the fee.
"RENTAMARK.COM makes money by claiming ownership of 10,000 phrases, including 'chutzpah,' 'casual Fridays,' '.com,' 'fraud investigation,' and 'big breasts.' "
Hey Rentamark.com! Copyright the phrase "your mother"!
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And the absolute SILLIEST one of them all:
"FOR INCLUDING a 60-second piece of silence on their album, the Planets were threatened with a lawsuit by the estate of composer John Cage, which said they’d ripped off his silent work 4’33”. The Planets countered that the estate failed to specify which 60 of the 273 seconds in Cage’s piece had been pilfered."
That's right, you can get sued for copyright infringement on fucking SILENCE now. That's more fucked up than if Goatse man and Tubgirl were to marry and have kids.
Source for all this:
http://www.mojones.com/news/exhibit/2006/03/intellectual_property.html - Imitari est adulationis sincerrimae 2006-03-25 19:16:10 Si hoc legis, cinaedus es.
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