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Projects
2004-03-07 14:26:21
Current AMV projects:
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FLCL}:=-={Linkin Park: Breaking the Habit
Hellsing}:=-=:{Black Rose (MIDI)
Naruto}:=-=:{Choosing Song...
A few others I'm unsure about
They're turning out really good. Talk to me on AIM for more info:
AkiraBlaid -
Fun with telephones.
2004-03-07 14:20:03
> This is good for any assholes you may know.
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> When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it
> out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
> someone you don't know ...........
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> I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to
> make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I
> politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"
> Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone
> could be so rude.
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>I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the
> last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
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> call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I
> yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up.
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> I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in
> my
>desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really
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> bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered
> me
> up.
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>When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling
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> would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John
> Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar
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> our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.
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> I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"
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> One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot
>Some
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> guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently
>waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot.
> The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I
> wrote down his number.
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> A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole ( I had his
>number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.
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> I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
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> "Yes, it is."
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> "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
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> "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's
> parked right out in front."
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> "What's your name?" I asked.
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> "My name is Don Hansen," he said.
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> "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
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> "I'm home every evening after five."
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> "Listen,Don, can I tell you something?"
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> "Yes?"
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>"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed
> dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
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>But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used
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> to be. So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.
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> "Hello."
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> "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
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> "Are you still there?" he asked.
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> "Yeah," I said.
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> "Stop calling me," he screamed.
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> "Make me," I said.
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> "Who are you?" he asked.
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> "My name is Don Hansen."
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> "Yeah? Where do you live?"
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> "Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my black
> Beamer parked in front."
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> He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying
> your prayers."
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> I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."
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> Then I called Asshole #2. "Hello?" he said.
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> "Hello, asshole," I said.
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> He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
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> "You'll what?" I said.
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> "I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
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>I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."
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> Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at
> 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay
> lover.
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> Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 34th
> Street.
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> I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street. There I saw two
> assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a
> police helicopter and a news crew.
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> NOW I feel much better. Anger Management really works. -
Stuff
2004-02-22 08:25:21
I realize no one reads my journal, but I figured I'd post here for lack of anything substantially better to do.
Let's see now...
Videos: Working on an awesome vid with Path (vocal version) by Apocaliptica and FLCL. My best vid ever. Trust me, u'd never imagine u could do something like that in WMM2. Which reminds me...
IM STUCK IN WMM2! *tears*
I can rip DVDs to VOBs, right? run through vdub into a .d2v, right? Then I write my AVS script, which I'm sure is flawless. But when I open it in Premiere... It downt recognise that programming code... My MPEG2 dll is fucked, which should have come with Vavs. >.<
Damns joo, ADOBE!!!
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