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THis is my own work1 Thankyouverymuch!
2002-02-14 23:11:41
Captain James T. Rynx enters the scene:
Captain James T. Rynx: "Someone call?
Captain James T. Rynx: Holy Shizatch!
Zizz: What? What is it?
Captain James T. Rynx: I have no f*cking clue but I think Enson Ricky knows!....*comm clicks on* ENSON RICKY REPORT TO THE MAIN DECK EMEDIATLEY.!" *comm clicks off*
Enson Ricky: *comm clicks on* Aye Aye Sir! *comm clicks off*
Captain James T. Rynx: *comm clicks on* Dont "Aye Aye" Me you little faggot just get your ass up here! *comm clicks off*
Grantius: Is he really a faggot?
Captain James T. Rynx: We went down to a planet one time as an away team, I caught him trying to screw one of the indiginous animals in the ass... not pretty.
Zizz: Aw gross...
Captain James T. Rynx: You should hear what my Engineer says hes caught him doing with the hydro spanner...
"*takes Rynx sugar away*"- Zizz
Rynx: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!
Captain James T. Rynx: You forgot the possesive Rynx, because its Rynx's sugar!
Rynx: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Rynx: LOOK OUT!!!!! GRAMMATICAL ERROR!!!!
Captain James T. Rynx: SOUND THE ALARMS!!!!!!!
*TWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*TWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Rynx: What should we do now, Captain?
(in the backround) *TWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Captain James T. Rynx: I...do-not-know....
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What?
2002-02-12 20:54:25
Captain James T. Rynx: Captains log 000000.1
WE are in enemy territory in uncharted space. For now I hope to find something to kick the shit out of, and discover new life in its destruction and assimilate that (if its worthy) and use its new abilities to further my Communism throughout the Galaxy-
Enson Ricky: THAR SHE BLOWS CAPTAIN!!!! AN ENEMY SHIP!!!!!!!
Captain James T. Rynx: HOLY BUTTSHIT!!!!! FIRE !!!!!!!! SHIELDS UP!!!
Enson Ricky: But sir, they are trying to contact us...
Rynx: You heard the MAN!!!! FIRE Torpedoes! FIRE the Lasers!!! DON’T MAKE ME COURTMARTIAL YOU BOY!!
Enson Ricky: Yes, SIR!! FIRING ALL WEAPONS!!
Chief Engineer Scottynx: Shields are up captain! Running at 500% power!
Captain James T. Rynx: Good work Scottynx... IS THE ENEMY DEAD YET???
Rynx: No sir They blocked our attack with shields, their shield status is at 67%
Some Jerk at a Computer Terminal: Sir, I must object to this!!! YOU ARE KILLING PEOPLE!!!!LIVING THINGS!!!
Captain James T. Rynx: WHO THE F*CK SAID THAT!!!!!WHY YOU LITTLE SH!T!!!*Clears Throat*Security, you know what to do...
Rynx: Aye, Aye, Sir.
*Pulls out Phaser*
*ZZZZZZZZZAPPPO!!!***
Rynx: All clear sir.
Captain James T. Rynx: Wonderful!!!
*Screaming in backround*
Captain James T. Rynx: I like the way you didn't Vaporize him but let him burn in pain with a stomach wound!
*Last gasps of air and another scream in Backround*
Captain James T. Rynx: Good work, You get another months Salary in Advance!
Rynx: Thank you Sir.
Enson Ricky: They are still trying to contact us Sir, Shall I return Fire?
Chief Engineer Scottynx: What Fire? Our shield are still at 500%
Enson Ricky: But I think they will, Captain… Shall we return Fire?
Captain James T. Rynx: HAHA!! I like your Style Kid! Remind me to promote you tomorrow! FIRE!!!!
Rynx: The enemy ship has been destroyed! Ha HA!
Captain James T. Rynx: Good work men! Stupid Aliens, no wonder I am killing them all.
This First Episode was the last for the sumbarine. But Captain James T. Rynx, the Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Grandson named after him…continues his quest in the Starship Genesis.
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PARODY TIME!!!!
2002-02-11 14:31:33
PLEASE READ MY BOREDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Boredom starts here... WITH EPISODE ONE!!!!
8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8=8
Enson Ricky: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!!
Rynx: So what’a we do Captain?
Captain James T. Rynx: Let's wait till the 3 digit marks to start killing some alien scumm. I know your anxious but a good Soldier can control himself.
Captain James T. Rynx: Hold Fast Enson…
Captain James T. Rynx: BATTLE STATIONS!!!
Rynx: BATTLE STATIONS!!! SIR WE HAVE 9 MINUTES!!!
Captain James T. Rynx: FIRE ONE!!!
Rynx: Aye Aye Commander!!! FIRE TORPEDO #1!!!!!
Chief Engineer Scottynx: Torpedo#1 AWAY!!!
Rynx: Torpedo away Captain!!
Captain James T. Rynx: FIRE Again!!!! Counter Measures!!!!
Rynx: Aye Aye Captain!!! FIRE #2 TORP!!!! Countermeasures!!!
Captain James T. Rynx: DO IT NOW!!!! USE THE NUKE!!!! KILL KILL KILL!!!
Rynx: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!! FIRE THE NUKE!!
Chief Engineer Scottynx: NUKE AWAY SIR!!!!!
Enson Ricky: Counter measures DEPLOYED!!!
Rynx: Captain, The Nuke has been launched!!
Captain James T. Rynx: GREAT!! NOW DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!!!!! SINK THIS BOAT!!!!!!!!!!(not literally)
Rynx: Aye Aye Captain!!!!
Enson Ricky: DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!!
Chief Engineer Scottynx: DIVING SIR !!!
Rynx: Zero Degree Bubble 25 Degree Descent !!
Rynx: Sir we are Diving!!
Captain James T. Rynx: FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!!!!!
Enson Ricky: Aye Aye!!! Full Speed Ahead!!!!
5/29/01 Part I
Captain James T. Rynx: I NEED BATTLE DAMAGE REPORTS !!!!
Engineer Scottynx: REAL PACIFIC TIME READS 3:01:05 NOW!
Captain James T. Rynx: OH GOD!!!! WE HAVE FAILED!!!!!
Enson Ricky: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Chief Engineer Scottynx: Hull cracked!!!! Can't maintain pressure to rise!!!
Captain James T. Rynx: THIS IS THE CAPTAIN SPEAKING!!!! WHO F*CKED UP!!!
**All of the bridge crew points to an empty terminal**
Captain James T. Rynx: AW!!! Where is Adam!!! WHERE IS LUITENANT ADAM!!!!!!
**Enson Ricky Steps forward**
Enson Ricky: Huh... *Gulp*"Sir, He... went to bed. Sir
Captain James T. Rynx: We could have made it too...
***As the U.S.S Night-Hawk Sinks to its inevitable Doom***
Captain James T. Rynx: Top Secret Project: Insomnia Covert Op #2, has...FAILED..."Captain James T. Rynx, Over and Out.
Captain James T. Rynx: whispers: So much for World Domination. Thanks Adam!
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MY JOURNAL!!!!
2002-02-09 01:26:21
*Ponders the theory of Relativity*
Ohhhhh, so if I flog myself instantainiously displacing the matter with the bat I used to flog myself, I would disturb time and space causing an never ending loop of inverted kenetic energy that would abliterate everything . . . . . . . . . . COOL!!!
*Starts hitting himself as fast as possible*
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Oh uhappy days here at Animemusicvideos.org
2002-02-08 00:47:10
DIE FIEND!!!!
*Stabs at VCA debates, thrusting the dagger through the air hacking away at it with a vengence like a mass muderer on a roll*
NO!!! That's OK!!! HAHAHAAA!!
*Runs off*
...
*Comes back with a jug of Holy Water*
-Glug-glug-glug-glug...TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HA!!!
*Grins with satisfaction, a grin so wide it lopped off the top of my head*
JOURNAL: Rhyevaln (T.M. G.)
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