JOURNAL: majin_ken (Ken Whalen)

  • You Too Can Make Work Fun! 2004-03-10 16:57:10 *the following scenario has been tested and approved by his majesty, The Ken*

    Ken's Guide to "Breaking The Ice"

    Scenario

    So there is a new hire at work. You wish to introduce yourself in such a way that will beget trust and respect from said "new hire".

    For this scenario we will call this "new hire", Fish. Yours truly will be playing the part of, "the veteran employee trying to break the ice."

    The ideal time to do this is on your first break. Try to time it so that Fish and other veterans will be on break also. This is crucial.

    picture this if you will......breaktime in the "smoke shack" (a small strcture that resembles a shed w/ see through paneling that makes it look more like a small greenhouse. 2 benches on either side situated so that you are sitting directly across from one another) You enter the crowded room and sit across from Fish.

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    Fish : *Looks down at his feet. presumably feeling abit out of place*

    Ken : *Talks to other veterans. while occasionaly glancing over at Fish*

    *the banter dies down*

    Ken : * Staring at Fish who hasn't uttered a word yet*

    "Hey! Fish. For some reason, you look really familiar."

    Fish : *looks up at Ken with questionable eyes*

    Ken : *jumps to his feet* HOLY SHIT!!! You look excactly like the guy that killed my parents!!

    Veterans : WHA... WHA... WHAT!!!!

    Fish : No I... I.....

    Ken : *starts laughing* Calm down Fish....calm down. I'm just kidding. *composes self and walks toword the door to head back to work* I killed my parents.

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    You have now made Fish fear and respect you. And, made everyone else in the smoke shack crap their pants laughing.

    Congratulations
     
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