JOURNAL: Flint the Dwarf

  • omfg 2004-07-07 02:32:55 read last entry... cracked me up... 
  • Funfunfun 2004-07-06 22:32:19 Typical Taco Bell cashier-customer conversation:

    Customer #3781: HI GIVE ME TWISTER
    Reasonably intelligent cashier: Err... cinnamon twists?
    Customer: LOL NUB
    Cashier: ...
    Customer: You know that thing with the chicken and the tortilla wrap.
    Cashier: ...yeah that's KFC.
    Customer: omfg no I come here lots
    Cashier: K well, we don't have it, sorry.
    Customer: k give me taco plzkthx
    Cashier: You want a crunchy or soft shell?
    Customer: Yes please.
    Cashier: Um. Do you want a crunchy OR soft shell?
    Customer: Regular.
    Cashier: So, crunchy?
    Customer: NO SOFT DUH
    Cashier: *repressed sigh* Will that be all?
    Customer: Nah.
    Cashier: ...go ahead.
    Customer: I SAID THAT'S ALL HELLO *snap snap head-bob*
    Cashier: k your total is $0.98.
    Customer: JUST FOR A TACO
    Cashier: Yes, $0.98.
    Customer: I'M NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN
    Cashier: Thank you.
    Customer: cya 2morrow see-jay 
  • 2004-07-02 23:40:43 I just washed my hair with baby shampoo. It is now soft and luvable.

    I'm such a wuss. 
  • Canadia Day 2004-07-01 21:57:26 Was talking to Miss Canadia earlier today.

    cjhayes85: It's all <3 for Canadia
    Moonlight Soldr: :-* At least you're not as hostile :-(
    cjhayes85: Hehe
    cjhayes85: :-*
    Moonlight Soldr: I should have anticipated the bashing actually ;(
    cjhayes85: Yeah
    cjhayes85: It's just their way of showing love
    Moonlight Soldr: lol if you say so
    cjhayes85: Heh, well it's easier to tell yourself that
    Moonlight Soldr: I shall refrain from being bitter then in 3 days :-X
    cjhayes85: Less offensive
    Moonlight Soldr: lol true
    cjhayes85: Just go get drunk
    cjhayes85: :P
    Moonlight Soldr: LOL
    Moonlight Soldr: I have to work tomorrow :-P
    cjhayes85: bah
    Moonlight Soldr: Besides, I'm not a big drinker in the first place
    cjhayes85: I know
    cjhayes85: But what better day to change that? ;p
    Moonlight Soldr: lol
    Moonlight Soldr: naw, I might have a Blueberry Woody later though in tribute, still got a couple of those left
    cjhayes85: Never had one
    Moonlight Soldr: it's not bad, blueberry and vodka, and not too much alcohol 5.5% I think
    cjhayes85: Nice
    cjhayes85: Sounds good
    Moonlight Soldr: I love blueberry's, so it tends to be my favourite ^^ for like the 3 occasions a year that I actually drink lol
    cjhayes85: hehe
    cjhayes85: I'm going to drink with one of my best friends tonight... no occasion except that me and my bro both have tomorrow off
    Moonlight Soldr: ah cool
    cjhayes85: I'll drink one for Canadia
    Moonlight Soldr: I'm working for the next four days...then I have some days booked off for my bday
    Moonlight Soldr: ^_^ I <3 you
    cjhayes85: What day is it?
    cjhayes85: Lol
    Moonlight Soldr: July 8th
    Moonlight Soldr: a week from today :-)

    So, toast to you: MS and Canada. :D

    And happy early birthday to MS, in case I forget. ^_^;; 
  • 2004-06-26 16:39:22 I'm falling away from everyone on the internet, and I don't like it. 
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