JOURNAL:
Flint the Dwarf
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omfg
2004-07-07 02:32:55
read last entry... cracked me up...
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Funfunfun
2004-07-06 22:32:19
Typical Taco Bell cashier-customer conversation:
Customer #3781: HI GIVE ME TWISTER
Reasonably intelligent cashier: Err... cinnamon twists?
Customer: LOL NUB
Cashier: ...
Customer: You know that thing with the chicken and the tortilla wrap.
Cashier: ...yeah that's KFC.
Customer: omfg no I come here lots
Cashier: K well, we don't have it, sorry.
Customer: k give me taco plzkthx
Cashier: You want a crunchy or soft shell?
Customer: Yes please.
Cashier: Um. Do you want a crunchy OR soft shell?
Customer: Regular.
Cashier: So, crunchy?
Customer: NO SOFT DUH
Cashier: *repressed sigh* Will that be all?
Customer: Nah.
Cashier: ...go ahead.
Customer: I SAID THAT'S ALL HELLO *snap snap head-bob*
Cashier: k your total is $0.98.
Customer: JUST FOR A TACO
Cashier: Yes, $0.98.
Customer: I'M NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN
Cashier: Thank you.
Customer: cya 2morrow see-jay
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2004-07-02 23:40:43
I just washed my hair with baby shampoo. It is now soft and luvable.
I'm such a wuss.
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Canadia Day
2004-07-01 21:57:26
Was talking to Miss Canadia earlier today.
cjhayes85: It's all <3 for Canadia
Moonlight Soldr: :-* At least you're not as hostile :-(
cjhayes85: Hehe
cjhayes85: :-*
Moonlight Soldr: I should have anticipated the bashing actually ;(
cjhayes85: Yeah
cjhayes85: It's just their way of showing love
Moonlight Soldr: lol if you say so
cjhayes85: Heh, well it's easier to tell yourself that
Moonlight Soldr: I shall refrain from being bitter then in 3 days :-X
cjhayes85: Less offensive
Moonlight Soldr: lol true
cjhayes85: Just go get drunk
cjhayes85: :P
Moonlight Soldr: LOL
Moonlight Soldr: I have to work tomorrow :-P
cjhayes85: bah
Moonlight Soldr: Besides, I'm not a big drinker in the first place
cjhayes85: I know
cjhayes85: But what better day to change that? ;p
Moonlight Soldr: lol
Moonlight Soldr: naw, I might have a Blueberry Woody later though in tribute, still got a couple of those left
cjhayes85: Never had one
Moonlight Soldr: it's not bad, blueberry and vodka, and not too much alcohol 5.5% I think
cjhayes85: Nice
cjhayes85: Sounds good
Moonlight Soldr: I love blueberry's, so it tends to be my favourite ^^ for like the 3 occasions a year that I actually drink lol
cjhayes85: hehe
cjhayes85: I'm going to drink with one of my best friends tonight... no occasion except that me and my bro both have tomorrow off
Moonlight Soldr: ah cool
cjhayes85: I'll drink one for Canadia
Moonlight Soldr: I'm working for the next four days...then I have some days booked off for my bday
Moonlight Soldr: ^_^ I <3 you
cjhayes85: What day is it?
cjhayes85: Lol
Moonlight Soldr: July 8th
Moonlight Soldr: a week from today :-)
So, toast to you: MS and Canada. :D
And happy early birthday to MS, in case I forget. ^_^;;
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2004-06-26 16:39:22
I'm falling away from everyone on the internet, and I don't like it.
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