JOURNAL: Der Kommissar (Dan Williams)

  • Banner ads in a nutshell 2005-07-19 15:31:47 Dear journal,

    Why are people so stupid? The “death of intellect” is the banner ad. If you want to make nothing but worthy banners, just download a bunch of hot anime girl pictures off of the internet and buy a thesaurus. Now you’re ready to go! If you don’t feel like putting forth the effort to make banners, just write a simple program to make them for you. After all, it’s not like making them requires cleverness, wit, originality, or any other characteristic found only in the human mind. Just stick a hot girl here and a retarded phrase there. It doesn’t matter how irrelevant, unoriginal, or stolen the phrase is. Just as long as the hot girl is there. In fact, forget the phrase. Just put a hot girl there. That’ll save lots of time and brainpower. The voters will eat it up because they’re all morons. They just can’t get enough of the “banner formula.” It’s like that Far Side comic where the two dogs are being fed and one says, “Oh boy, it’s dog food again!”  
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