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  • HAHA 2002-04-14 07:16:59 Now i've made the 'angsty' entry private so will the green looking guy outside my window...please stop pointing the gun at me ..

    I said , STOP POINTING THE FREAKING GUN....eif984(U9U09U0MOIJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ


    zEH123 to homebase: LANDING ON EARTH SUCCESSFUL..NOW INFILTRATED HOME OF AN EARTHLING ..NOW AWAITING FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS

    *******beep***********





     
  • Sometimes i wish i can as strong as you.... 2002-04-14 07:11:37 Oh i forgot to mentioned that the screening by MAC was great. It was the longest time i spend watching anime ( was it 4 or 5 hrs in total ?? )and on a BIG screen Thanks to Joash for putting up the programme although it could have been better if amvs were shown in the breaks. Go to know of some unknown anime such as 7 of 7 ...some weird princess anime which the princess ends every sentecne with a weird dual-syllable word. The short vid cam anime was classic!!! Its one of those instance when pictures does say a thousand words.

    The terrorist thing is ahem ;;well;;less enjoyable.

    Sorry i sounded a little angsty in my previous entry but HEY this is my journal !!!
    And yes May Phua...stop crying now. :P I made a single call to donate if that pleases anyone :)
     
  • Tobinhood 2002-04-12 06:18:26 Lol..i dun think that's the name of the salon in my joke but what a creepy coincidence :)
    Btw if u r reading this..i'm kinda busy with these couple of days . Will get to your review this Sunday. Tell that to Beef too.
    I owe reviews to Fluxmeister and Omnistrata as well..alas... Time : a luxury i can't afford. If only i have a soundcard in my office pc.

     
  • SEVEN REASONS TO CRAWL UNDER A ROCK 2002-04-12 02:45:04 (from an email)

    1. CURL UP AND DIE........I walked into a hair salon with my husband
    and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge
    for a shampoo and a blow job?" - Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin TX

    2. PAD PLEASE.......... An insurance man visited me at home to talk
    about our mortgage insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures
    at me, and I wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old
    son to run and get me a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right in
    front of our guest. - Kate Newman, 46, Winston-Salem, NC

    3. HO, HO, HO............. I was taking a shower when my 2 year old
    son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although
    he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few
    shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one
    with eac! h ! of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about
    the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer
    look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that
    in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing
    nothing but a camera! - Name Withheld

    4. LADY GOLFER................ I was at the golf store comparing different
    kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had
    been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of
    the good looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could
    help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like
    playing with men's balls."- Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI

    5. NUTS ABOUT YOU............My sister and I were at the mall and passed by
    a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case,

    the boy behind the counter asked if we neede! d an! y help. I replied, "No,
    I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the
    boy
    grinned, and I turned beet red and walked away. To this day, my sister ha
    let me forget. - Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD

    6. PRICELESS.............A lady picked up several items at a discount store.

    When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items
    had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on
    the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear,"PRICE CHECK ON LANE
    THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at
    the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax"
    for "THUMBTACKS." In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the
    intercom.
    "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN
    WITH A HAMMER?"

    7. MOM'S ADVICE......... A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the! class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying
    attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite
    embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he
    was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.
    He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it
    and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of
    the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk
    with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your Mom." she
    screamed. "I did," he said, "and she told me
    that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from
    school."
     
  • Finally 2002-04-11 20:25:56 A decent direct link to arguably my most popular vid ever which in fact a GMV. Thanx to Devolution again!
    Btw it's called NIGHT OF FIRE 
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