JOURNAL: harrdani (Daniel Harris)

  • Oh and. 2002-06-11 18:33:41 Don Bluth's ONLY good movie was The Secret of NIMH. Land Before Time and all that other garbage blows more ass than a sumo wrestler eating bean burittos. 
  • Scooby Doo need to DIE. 2002-06-11 18:32:22 Now. Right now. Fuck Scooby Doo up the ass. Multiple times. It's OVER, people. It's BEEN over for 20 years, get over it. It was never that good of a cartoon anyway. Stupid directors.

    So, in theory, we can leave messages for our friends here? Hi there, my non-existent friends! So glad to know you all! Ptthbt. 
  • Papa loves mambo. Why? Because he spun me inside outside. 2002-06-08 21:30:10 I just wanted everyone to know that I can never live up to the jaw-droppingly beautiful and transcendent Odoriruruu, Failed Experiments..., or even 'Cause I'm a Blonde.

    Everyone: "Don't worry Dan, NO ONE can."

    I suddenly feel VERY amateur. Like I'm a guppy swimming in a ocean full of sharks with machine guns and tartar sauce. And I'M the Blue Plate Special. 
  • I'm better now. 2002-06-07 20:26:16 I have DSL as of now. I'm a happy ham-ham. *dances the hamster dance of joy* 
  • What the hell is wrong with you people? 2002-06-06 17:33:11 I hate my stupid ass stepfather with an indescribably passion. He caused my mother to go back to smoking, by being a paranoid fucker. She was doing so well on the patch for the last 5 days, but because of his paranoia, now she's not. He can rot in hell with the rest of the fucking children that can call themselves adult in name only.

    Why oh why are all the idiots and mental cases attracted to ME? Am I wearing retard pheremones? 
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