-
hi
2005-08-14 22:29:13
hello. once again i bring you pointless bable to only provoke and maybe inspire me in a desparate way today i say :
im a barbie guy in a baribie world
life in plastic its fantastic
you can brush my hair undress me anywere
imagination
life if your creation
come on barbie lets go party
ah ah ah yeah uou
and to finish it all of i say :
i was going to clean my room
but then i got high
i was going to get up and find the broom
but then i got high
my room is still messed up
and i know why
(why man ?)
because i got high
because i got high
because i got high
and also
hi my name is
what
my name is who
my name slim anus
hi kids do you live violance
i let dr dre fit on my but for one chance to be famous
MY ACTUAL THOUGHTS :i am sooo wasted that when i read this i will be like "damn i was so wasted" and also hehehehehehehehe
im so cool . but wasted ... but im cool .hehehehehe you still reading ? hahahaha you wasted too , maybe even more then me . i would never read this shit . -
wow 2 journal entries and i got 17s hits .
2005-08-06 13:22:54
ok 17 hits in 2 journal entries = 15 per journal so with this one being the thierd you add 17 plus 2 plus 3 plus 15 and you get 23 . thats alot ... well in this entry i not only make public my stupid but i make my stupidity public to all (even the privates , your private , my private , and perhaps all the way to the privates of those like chriss tuker (who fell of the map , where did he go ? no body knows ))download my video and give it the best rating ever with 1000000 ok minus 3 zeros word opinions and while your at it get a friend to check out my journal and slap your self twice for reading this. honestly what a waste of your time. not my time because i have to not fall asleep for another 8 hours. buga buga boo. (got you there for a sec)
*******************************************
********I BET YOU READ THIS PART FIRST ! *******
*******************************************
********AND THIS PART SECOND ***************
*******************************************
****DID YOU READ THIS ONE ??? HOPE NOT *******
******************************************* -
lol
2005-08-05 23:14:19
i like these jokes
Blond and brunette are watching the
news. The blond says to the brunette,
"I bet you $100 that the man won't jump
off the building." Brunette takes the
bet, and the man jumps. Brunette says,
"No, I can't take your money, I saw
this before and I knew he jumped." The
blond says, "I saw it before, too, but
I didn't think he would jump again."
A sixteen year old girl goes to confession.
Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch
yesterday.
Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?? the
priest asked.
Because, father, he touched me on my arm
without permission.
Do you mean like this?? He touches her arm.
Yes father.
That's no reason for calling him a son of a
bitch.
But father he also touched my breasts.
You mean like this?? He touches her breasts.
Yes father.
That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.
But father, he took off my clothes.
Like this?? He takes off her clothes.
Yes father.
That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.
But father he then put his you-know-what in
my you-know-where.
Like this?? He put his you-know-what in her
you-know-where.
Yes father, she says sometime later, after
catching her breath.
But that's no reason to call him a
son-of-a-bitch.
But father, he has AIDS.
That son of a bitch!
Q. How do you keep a hard-on?
A. Don't fuck with it.
Three women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde
escaped from prison one day and they ran for
miles until they came upon an old barn.
They climbed into the loft and laid down to rest.
There were three gunny sacks there and the girls
put them on as they heard someone coming.
The sheriff and one of his deputies came into the
barn and his deputy climbed into the hayloft and
reported seeing nothing but three gunny sacks.
The sheriff said "Kick them and see what is in
them."
The deputy kicked the sack with the redhead and
she said "BowWow".
Tne deputy reported that there was a dog in one,
and proceeded to kick the second sack, and heard
"Meow" and reported a cat was in it.
He then kicked the last sack and nothing
happened, he kicked again and the blonde said
"Potatoes"
-
you will never see me write on these things
2005-08-01 03:25:09
i read someones journal today.
boring ? yes .
interesting ? maybe
why ?no idea
hungary ? yep
bob ? no , billy
billy ? fuck you bob
what is this ? me confusing you at my best ?
time ? yes please
i have a belly button.
JOURNAL: didrox (off off)
Current server time: Dec 27, 2024 00:04:21