JOURNAL: godix

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  • A 'tribute' to Flints idea 2005-08-16 18:00:04 First things first, baring any suprises ASM will be released this evening when I get home from work. Roughly 5 hours or so to go. I still need to carefully read the rules to see if it's ok for local or if I gotta do a yousendit link.

    Second things second, it's astounding how much being at work motivates me to make journal entries. Flint made some comments recently that I found quite amusing and I decided to try that style myself since my alternative is to earn my paycheck and god knows that's not a viable option. Keep in mind it isn't stealing if you admit to your source, it's just a tribute.

    Sammy, when thou releaseth thy new video it is as a plague spread across thy land. The lords and ladies that gaze upon your creation doth shed tears of blood until one third the seas are stained as red as the undergarments of a maiden during the once a lunar state of uncleanliness. Thy cause screams of lament and mourning that rise upon the heavens and cause angels to quake in fear and demons to roar in jelously that such unenduring torment could be caused by one not of their ilk. Thou createth abominations upon the sight of thy lord as surely as if thou lay with thy mother and spawn unholy offspring. Thy attempts at trickery pleasing to mine eye hast failed, instead thy has spawned numerous horrors that even those as new as a newborn lamb would not consider. Thy cast of reflections off glass in a circular pattern was neither clever nor new, rather it smelleth worse than a privy of a family suffering dysentery. Thou flasheth on thy screen of the color of fresh snow upon they ground causeth siezures amoung they audience so fierce they shaketh worse than the udders upon a six hundred pound behemeth of a female dancing with vigor. Thou useth video of such low quality that it is unfavorable in comparison to even your distorted and defective visage. When given the choice of viewing your creations or viewing the backside of a man with an astounding flexability, and absolutely no problems of constipation, I boldly choose to gaze upon the bowels of men for it would cause less damage upon my mind. Thou comments upon thou journal are as a titmouse with a lions roar, upon hearing them men fear and tremble but upon combat it is realized thou are a fow easily dispatched.


    Hmmm, I was trying for old english and somehow I wandered from old english to biblical to just using big words. Perhaps I need to practice this some more. 
  • Stealing madbunnys idea 2005-08-11 03:34:29 He's right, the journals have been focused on a lot of hate. His attempt to spread the love is a noble and honorable one. Which is why no one should blame him for what I'm about to do to his idea

    Things I like:

    I like going to bed with someone and waking up alone. If that someone isn't my wife then all the better.

    I like working Sammy into such a rage that he whines and cries I beat him then half an hour later vows revenge

    I like similes and metaphors based on sex, they're as good as that moment you realize she's so out of it you won't get slapped for playing with her tits.

    I like monkeys. Any animal that flings shit all over the place just because they're bored is a cool animal in my opinion. Look at the state of humanity, it's also pretty good proof that evolution is probably true.

    I like waking up early in the morning, just as the sun is rising and the birds are chirping, then realizing that I can go back to sleep until noon. 2nd shift jobs are great. The fucking birds keep me up sometimes though. Wish I had a shotgun to take care of them.

    I like blowjobs. I don't get them often (it's that married thing) but I do like them.

    I like being a better asshole as a joke than people who are assholes by nature.

    I like very occasionally complimenting someone then watching them spend the next half hour trying to figure out if there's a hidden insult in what I said. Reversing expectations for a mindfuck is fun. (as a side note, your journal is very interesting Sammy)

    I like masturbation. My hand doesn't want to cuddle afterwards.

    I like buying weird gifts for people. It takes some effort to get a gift certificate for a lobotamy but their expresion makes it all worthwhile.

    I like spending quality time with a good book. If it's an illistrated version of the kama suta I could spend all afternoon with it.

    I like shows that make me think 'What type of crack monkey wrote this thing?' Anime is still king in that dept.

    I like bishie boys. Not in that way though. You sick fuck.

    I like creative insults, either giving or recieving.

    I like taking nice sentamental type things (like this list) and warping them to my own twisted desires.

    I like that moment of joy when I realized that I don't actually have to watch Sammys videos to insult them. I can just toss random insults their way and chances are they're true.

    I like odd AMVs. That's moment of 'Hey, that's new' is great. Especially if it involves tentacles and lollis although in a pinch just one of the two will do.

    I like 4chan and not4chan. They're like my mining canary, if I ever get as pathetic as the users of them then I know I'm in deep trouble.

    I like the admins. Occasionally I'm *STILL* impressed I haven't been banned.

    I like huge, hairy, crossdressing cosplayers. I actually have a video idea for Sailor Bubba, Man Faye, Sammy, and all those other chicks with dicks out there. I may get to it one of these decades.

    I like the internet, it's the greatest copyright violation system ever invented. And it does pretty decent with porn although that often requires a credit card. I suppose there are other, more productive, things you can do on the net but damned if I know what they are.

    I like my co-worker who hasn't figured out that she should wear a bra with her low cut shirt. Or at least that she shouldn't lean over when she isn't wearing a bra.

    I like waking up and realizing that if I don't know her name I have an excuse not to call her.

    I like scrambled porn channels. There's just something so retro about jerking off to squigly lines that may (or may not) be a tit.

    I like stupid teenage comedies. Sure they suck and they're never funny but it's damned near a law that some girl has to show her tits. My lifes goal is to be in charge of auditions for 'cheap slut #6' for one of those movies. 
  • 2005-08-09 21:02:50 Today I've included two versions of my journal for your entertainment. There's the short version for those of you with ADD who think AMV Hell's segments are entirely too long and there's the long rambling version that only I would find entertaining.

    Short version: I'm bored at work. Moving sucks. Sammy sucks.

    Long version: What is love? Love, like lust, usually only exists at moments of passion and pain. Love is a sham, it makes you feel alive and like you're on fire for a short while then reality comes crushing in and destorys all your hopes and dreams. Men world wide are left as little more than burnt out crushed shells of themselves all because of love. Women gain sadistic pleasure out of holding a mans heart in their hands and slowly squeezing it to a bloody pulp. Love is great for the first few days, you soar through the clouds of euphoria then suddenly WHAM she totally destorys you with that one simple phrase: "No, I will not swallow. What type of girl do you think I am?" Life is a lonely and desolate place.

    I so hate the mall, the security nazis there kicked me out today. I was in a jewelry store just trying on some things that looked kinda cool when they marched in and drug me up to their cubicle of an office. I tried explaining it to them, I said 'Dude you can't expect me to buy a cock ring without trying it on to make sure it fits' and they went all freaky and were like 'That was a wedding ring, not a cock ring. PULL UP YOUR PANTS!' I mean they so overreacted, it's not like I took my pants all the way off, they couldn't have been any lower than my knees. So then the pigs called my wife to come pick me up so I got chewed out and grounded for a week, it's so unfair. AND I got banned from the mall for a whole month. Those greedy capitalist pigs just don't understand my generation.

    On a totally unrelated note, I think I need to quit reading all the LJ like 'life sucks' journals on the org. It seems to be influencing me entirely to much.

    I hate moving. I mean I really REALLY fucking hate moving every god damned thing I fucking own. I gave serious consideration to burning down my old apartment and using the insurance money to buy new stuff and home delivery. The only problem is I kinda like my neighbor and didn't feel like turning her into a lump of charcoal. More importantly, I didn't feel like going to jail for arson, insurance fraud, and murder either. But moving sucks so badly I'd rather spend a day bathing in cat puke than move. I'd rather film a live recreation of tubgirl than move. I'd rather have a wrestler swinging me around by my testicles than move. Hell, I hate moving so muc that I'd almost (but not quite) prefer spending 12 hours watching Sammy's videos.

    Sammy: I haven't forgotten you. You still suck. I've just been a little too busy to keep up on insulting you. Give me a bit to recover from my move and I'll be back in form. 
  • Good god Sammy 2005-08-02 18:17:55 Do you have a fucking life? You've done 20 freaking journal entries in the 48 hours since I last insulted you. What the hell? Get the hell out of your house for a change. Take a walk and get some fresh air. Talk to people face to face for a change. Perhaps even get laid (depending, of course, if you can afford a hooker or not). Find something to do with your life. Seriously, when you're averaging two and a half hours between journal entries you have serious issues.

    As far as your top 10 list, what the hell is wrong with Eva? Sure there's lots of videos to Eva but they have lots of variety amoung them. This isn't DBZ where action is the only thing anyone does; Eva also has drama, parodies, comedies, etc. Eva is far from overused..... ok, fuck it, I want to argue just to work you into a rage but I can't. Claiming Eva is not overused is like claiming I'll respect a woman in the morning, the lie is so unbelievable that I just can't keep a straight face while telling it. Nevermind, you're right, Eva is overused. How very observant of you. Perhaps you should mention all the overused anime to the admins so they can put up a list or something telling what animes are used most often or something. Despite that eva is overused I still like a decent comedy regardless of source. There are even a few (VERY few) Naruto and DBZ vids I like. Inu Yasha sucks dick though, I haven't seen a decent thing using it yet.

    The star rating: I realize you may have a hard time understanding why you constantly get 1 or 2 star ratings but we don't need comments on them to clarify why. I can explain it to you simply, your videos suck. They are giant festering boils on the AMV community. Years after seeing them people still wake up in a cold sweat yelling 'OH GOD! The lens flare! The horror, the horror.' Con oraganizers around the world break out in hives at the thought you might submit something. Your vids make the milk of nursing mothers sour. Computers have been known to fry their motherboards in self protection rather than play one of your videos. That is why you get 1 or 2 star ratings.

    I think I may have misread, was that a list of people who make better videos than you or a list of people you hate? Or, perhaps, do you hate them because they make better videos than you?

    Congrats on learning all those new words. See, I knew a dictionary and thesaurus would do you good. I'm glad to see you were able to use them, for awhile I was wondering if you were literate enough to master it or if you'd just end up drawing mustaches on all the pictures. 
  • 2005-07-31 10:46:14 Sammy -
    You're a woman aren't you? You certainly try playing the hot/cold game like a woman at least. 'Oh godix, lets get nasty' 'Oh no, I don't want to do anything with you' 'Hey baby, lets go'. Yeah, whatever whore. That shit might toss other guys into confusion but it ain't gonna bother me. You know why? Because this isn't about you. You'll take it up the ass and I don't care if you're crying or moaning while doing it. Because that's what I want to do and you're just some dumb slut to be used for my amusement. Now bend over, bitch.

    wynzerman -

    1) ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

    2) Is that honestly the best you can do? Oh noes! Fear wynzerman for he shall give out a bunch of 1's on an op and a your momma comment! Oh deary me, whatever shall I do now that someone has given me a shit op, my life here at the org is over. Yeah, right. You're pathetic. You couldn't even rise up to match the already absurdly low level of Sammy, at least he had some accurate criticisms when he thought I'd care if I got a low op.

    3) You know what, fuck this. I'm not getting into it with you. It'd be like beating up a four year old, it's just too easy to get any joy out of. You make Naruto vids in WMM for gods sake, I don't think it's even possible to find someone more pitiful than that on the org. Enjoy keeping your mouth on Sammys ass so you can swallow and regurgitate whatever he shits out. You've choosen to be a sad wretched follower, like the nerd that the cool kids let in to the gang just so they can give him wedgies and set him up as the fall guy. That pathetic role suits you but it isn't worth my time. Do whatever you want, I won't bother acknowledging it again. It's just too pathetic to bother with. 
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