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Yersh(yes, yersh), that's right.
2002-06-07 16:12:27
Today, I was stopped at a traffic light on campus, and I saw the following:
People walking in the rain.
Guy riding bike on sidewalk.
Guy hits bump on sidewalk and FLIES OFF BIKE.
Guy manages to land on his feet on slippery sidewalk.
Guy looks around and acts cool.
Guy walks over and picks up bike like nothing happened.
I have a new hero.
Today also saw a car with a sticker on it that was a picture of a Jesus-fish turned Darwin-fish with a circle around it and a line through it.
Essentially, a Jesus-fish supporter saying "faaack you" to the Darwin-fish people. Now I want the Darwin-fish people to make stickers that have a picture of the Darwin-fish with a circle around it and a line through it with a circle around that and a line through that! Yeah! Let the stupidity continue forever! Me, I just want the Jesus-fish that says "gefilte" in it.
Tip of the day: If you're going to pretend you're over stuff and are really carefree, you should note that people that don't care about stuff don't continue to talk about it and bitch about how much it sucked.
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2002-06-05 21:27:21
Is the straw that broke the camel's back really the last straw? Or were the last straws the ones that suffocated the camel once it was laying on the ground and couldn't move because it's back had been broken?
The real question is, why is anyone stupid enough to pay sixty dollars for pay-per-view to see Tyson get knocked down in the first five minutes? Actually, I could care less. Somehow I fell asleep with ESPN on, although I don't remember turning channels. Maybe my sleeping-self is a sports fan? Maybe I flipped to ESPN and immediately fell asleep from utter boredom? The world may never know. -
2002-06-05 12:17:06
Don't ask me how I got the opening beats of the Fraggle Rock theme song in my head, because I have no idea. Maybe I'll write up something about JACON tomorrow. I took a few pictures at the MTT party, so I'll be posting those if I get the permission of the people who are in them. I don't know why I'm still worn out from last weekend, but I am. So, I'm going to do as little as possible tomorrow. Ha! That sounds like my plan for everyday.
Yesterday, I went and looked at the townhouse I'll be living in next year. It's pretty sweet: close to campus, cheap rent, good roommate. All I have to worry about is getting high speed internet access. Tallahassee is so ghetto, I hope it's not a problem. You'd think that since Tallahassee houses so many college students (FSU, FAMU, TCC) and is the capital, it'd be somewhat not so slow. But it is. I think it's the fault of the native Tallahassee folk. How can you tell if someone is from Tallahassee? They're missing some teeth. I'm not joking either. Last year I met this guy who was from Tallahassee and he actually seemed normal. That is until he proceeded to take out his false teeth. It was disturbing, to say the least.
Him: Check this out. *takes out teeth*
Me: Egad! Wha?! Er... how'd that happen?
Him: *sounding proud* Gots run over bah uh truck!
Me: Eh, that's nice... *runs away* - 2002-06-03 21:54:54 Akimbo forgot to mention that our videos pulled 575 gbs of bandwidth last month, which is why Smiley (who was kind enough to host us) had to pull the plug.
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JA-JA-JA-JACON
2002-06-01 09:43:14
Today is the day of the JACON shoes.
And that's all I have to say about that.
Oh, I suppose today is also the premiere of the "F"-Project.
The MTT hour is at 12 so it will shown there first. That's assuming they've worked out the tech problems in the AMV panel room.
The AMV contest is from 4-6 and they haven't prejudged the videos, so it should be interesting to see if the judges pay attention to the crowd's reaction. Blah blah blah. I should probably finish getting ready so we can head back out...
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