- 2002-08-28 14:32:49 Dementia! Dementia for everyone!
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"Give me a high-five!" "Sorry, I have no fingers."
2002-08-26 15:02:23
A couple of my sister's friends came by unexpectedly to drop off her birthday presents this evening. While it was really nice of them, boy were we unprepared.
The floor was dirty because I hadn't mopped the floor like I was supposed to two days ago, there was a stink because the cat had peed in the litter box.
Worst of all, my sister directed them to the balcony to see how close a certain school was to our apartment, not knowing that personal articles of... clothing had been hung out to dry. They had to literally rifle through our underwear to look out.
Somebody just kill me right now, please.
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2002-08-26 13:09:25
*Phone rings*
Ami: Who the hell is calling at 1 am?
Eva: Hey Ami, I need to ask you -
Ami: Oi, can't you just walk to my room and ask me?
Eva: What is the meaning of "intrinsic"?
Ami: Inseparable.
Eva: Another word.
Ami: ... Not separable.
Eva: ANOTHER WORD.
Ami: Important. Vital. Something like that.
Eva: OK. Next time when you hook up my computer to the internet I will email you my questions. -
2002-08-26 11:18:28
Aiyoh... the kind of spam I've been getting:
"No Pumps or Pills! Tired of Rip-Offs? Natural Penis Enlargement made easy!" -
"tsetse" is as pronounced "sexy"
2002-08-25 14:46:22
There are periods in my life when I have intense dreams about death and dying. Sometimes I have them over a week, sometimes over three days. Other times I have just one REALLY intense one, which haunts me for days and days.
There are many different sorts. Some are really gory, others are really terrifying, and yet others are emotionally draining. And then there are those that are leave me feeling peaceful and rested when I wake up... those usually involve ME dying.
Today I had two morbid dreams in less than 12 hours. One had me running around Resident Evil style, with zombies chasing me about a huge, sterile, maze-like office. Perhaps it speaks of a fear of entering the work-force?
The second (during a nap this afternoon) had me investigating some girl's murder, which later turned out to be my own.
One would think that these dreams are triggered by stressful periods, but that's not the case. I wonder what's going on. Maybe I'm just really morbid.
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