JOURNAL: KhayotiK (Adam Draven)

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  • Bumble-Bee Tuna. 2003-12-24 17:21:31 Merry Christmas you stupid sons of bitches. Indulge in your presents and remind yourself what a superficial holiday Christmas is. Or don't. =/

    But seriously, happy holidays kids. 
  • Fucked up dream. 2003-12-17 22:11:53 I had a dream last night (after eating some peyote with the local indian friends of mine) that me and flint were running like ninjas through New Zealand, naked. It was a manly thing, but both of our schlongs were out, and it felt wonderful. Both of our beautiful locks of long hair were flowing in the wind behind us as we ran up and down green hills, sheep on either side of us (I had my long hair back.)

    Then we stopped at a small Etheopian villiage, (in New Zealand =/) and their Chief was wearing a voodoo mask, and demanded, in engish, that he shove an empty two litre bottle of Dr P up CJ's ass. =/ Why, I don't know, but he really really wanted to do it. So CJ bent down to do it, stuck his ass up in the air, and then the chief started laughing really hard. It was fyrt. =/ Then I started laughing, and CJ started laughing, so fyrt stabbed him in the face with a giant cactus needle. I thought it was stupid, and wanted to go.

    So we started running again, fyrt with us, her donk hanging out along with ours, running up and down green hills, hair flaying in the wind. We then came upon two big sheep having sex, one had the face of phade, and the other had the face of Satan. Phade was on top. =/ I think Phade came from a photoshop image I saw recently. =/

    Staring at the spectacle, lyrs appeared in the form of a rabbit, to hose the both of them down with a fire hydrant. How she carried the fire hydrant I don't know.

    Fearing for our genitals, we ran from the lyrs bunny. We ran so fast we started to fly. CJ couldn't quite fly, though, so he died. I don't remember how he died, all I remember is fyrt saying "OMG he's dead."

    Eventually we left the green island and were flying over the ocean. Fyrt was eaten by a big sea turtle that came out of the water, the turtles name was kamoc, and it was a ninja.

    I cried for the deaths of my friends, and because phade didn't get to finish.

    =*(



    (If anybody really needed reassurance, this wasn't a real dream.) 
  • I'm delusional... I think. 2003-12-16 23:04:38 Random thoughts: I'm a recovering OT addict, I love it. ^_^

    I'm getting brochures to colleges under three to four different names. ^_^

    People still treat me like a twelve year old boy. ^_^

    I got a new 12 pack of Dr P. ^_^ 
  • 2003-12-02 15:59:58 Humans are a disturbing species... It's a suprise how some of us are so proud of ourselves. 
  • Work work work... 2003-11-24 18:42:42 I'm getting underway with two AMV projects, which include three songs and several Animes.. Some animes I have listed I wont use much, and there's probably going to be clips from some anime I haven't put on there. Either way I'm having fun, and this will be the first set of projects I'm going to put online. I hope I don't feel guilty uploading them without giving money to Phade. I'd give the bastard some money if I had a job, but I've got very girly hands that weren't made to flip burgers.

    All my friends are fucked up. They're either trying to kill their parents, getting kicked out of their house/school, or masochistic. I'm not fucked up, I'm just lonely. I want somebody to talk to about being not fucked up, and have them not be fucked up either.

    Maybe I just need to get laid.

    XD 
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