JOURNAL: jonesdnn (Daniel Jones)

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  • Never go back 2006-08-03 19:46:29 My friend from the army has just called me to see if I would like to go down there again. My answer was,

    “HELL NO” not after the last time.

    Just thinking about it makes my balls hurt. 
  • Don’t play rugby 2006-07-22 18:48:01 Don’t play rugby

    Last week I got a phone call of a friend I knew from my time in the army. He was asking me to come down for the weekend, because I have not seen him in over a year I thought why not. So when the weekend came I drove down to a place called Aldershot, which is basically on the other side of the country. When I got there I meet up with my mate and a few other I know. We wasted little time in getting to the pub and catching up on old times. The next morning I was asked if I would like to have a game of rugby, I said yes and it turned out to be the worst mistake of my life, about halfway through the game I had the ball and I got tackled by 2 people at the same time, which sent my flying to the ground, after lying there for a few seconds I noticed I had blood all over me, then all of a sudden there was this pain coming from my balls, I had never felt pain like this before, as I looked down at my balls and I could see why I was in so much pain, basically my ball bag had been ripped open. After spending 2 days in hospital I was able to go home but I was not able to drive so I had to get a train. Now I am sat at my computer with 12 stitches in my balls and wearing what can only be described as a diaper with my car on the other side of the country.

    So I say again don’t play rugby.  
  • Quotes of a dying breed 2006-02-28 05:15:26 A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later.
    - Stanley Kubrick 
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