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Zombies Have Finally Come!
2003-07-20 09:38:28
Anouncer's Voice: "Yes you have all heard correctly. Zombies have decided to invade Earth and all planets beginning with the letter Z. Unfortunately, now we only have one hope. This is in the form of Timo. While he is out killing zombies and saving unknown worlds from destruction however, he cannot write in his journal. Therefore, I am here to relay a message from him."
*Spotlight turns on*
(Announcer is in the middle of the light holding a microphone and a piece of paper)
Announcer: "As you all know, Timo has been mentioned in a few journals already, and people will obviously reckognize him more-so when he recieves the Noble Killing Prize, so he will be quite popular... Or so he wishes. Either way, there are a few things he wishes to make clear here and now concerning other people's journals, mainly Tanomi's. Apparently she has spilt out that Timo is looking to prove all WOMEN wrong. This is incorrect, as he doesn't care what age group the females are in, he is just representing all males in proving which gender is smarter. He has asked I clarify this on his behalf. Well, good luck kid, but I don't think you'll do it. Oh well.
Announcer: "Secondly, Timo wants to adress his fellow 'maggots' that today's song of the day... what the hell is this, MTV? Whatever. Anyways, the song of the day is Coldplay, and their song "Politik". What a weird name... Anyways, he says that this song is very good, and should be heard by everyone and anyone who has thus far listened to the songs he has suggested. ...You mean to say he's suggested others? Holy crap, does this guy have an ego... Right. Lastly he writes that...
*Small boy runs on stage carrying a piece of paper*
*Small boy hands announcer piece of paper and runs off again*
*Announcer looks over paper*
Announcer: "Hrmm... right. Ok people, I just recieved news that now the people of Zoraphen are safe, however there is more trouble as ninjas have apparently rallyed up with the zombies and are now threating all planents beginning with... Q... Right, whatever. Anyways Timo lastly states that he should be back to do the next journal so stay tuned and he will shortly resume your daily program. Thank you and goodnight!
*Lights close*
*Footsteps walk away* -
Intergalactic Planetary! Yay!
2003-07-17 15:01:37
*Walks on stage*
(Lights turn on)
*Timo holding microphone*
*Looks up smiling*
Well now don't you tell me to smile
You stick around I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
*Starts to do the robot*
Style profile I said
It always brings me back when I hear Ooh Child
From the Hudson River out to the Nile
I run the marathon til the very last mile
(Ninjas jump out from all angles)
*Pulls out double-barrel shotgun*
*Begins to shoot at ninjas as the keep coming out*
If you battle me I will revile
People always say my style is wild
You've got gall you've got guile
To step to me I'm a rapophile
(Master ninja steps out)
*Pull out specially-modified .9mm Smith and Wessen*
*Puts one bullet straight through ninja's head*
If you want to battle your in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile.
~Beastie Boys: "Intergalactic Planetary"
*Panting*
Just as a final note, I'd like to say hi to my new friend Tanomi! HIYA! Anyways, if you can't guess my song for today, you're stupid. I have had this stuck in my head all day, still playing it on my computer, so you have to put up with it too. Until later, cya maggots! -
You're On Candid Camera!
2003-07-15 15:22:12
(Dark room)
*Lights flash on*
*Standing in the middle of the room, head down*
Heh. Back again? You seem very interested in what I'm doing. For shame, creepy ass stalkers. From now on, you shall be punished.
*Pulls out double-barrel shotgun*
*Looks up*
Who wants some of this crap?
*Points gun at reader*
*Fires with a loud bang*
*Confetti flies everywhere*
Boom! Got you all! Retards can't take a joke. I'm in a pretty good mood considering I've had around... let's see carry the one... seventeen hours of sleep. I love vacation!
Anyways, how is everyone? That's all fine and good, but though I'm fully rested I'm still kind of down. *sigh* One of the few people helping me through this is now grounded, so I'm once again screwed for a day. Gah Schweetie, why! Oh well. Hey I have a really good idea though. It's quite simple.
Go here: http://www.funnyjunk.com/love.php?id=484667
Copy the adress, paste it into your browser and take the test. This will save your life any time you are deprived from anyone. I was actually surprised at how good this made me feel after I took it. So, now i must share my joy!
So, to make this as short as possible, I have one final order of business. Today's song is a no brainer, actually quite simple (I'm thinking of actually making it a song of the week, since I don't have the time to write once a day; most of you have noticed that by now), so I proudly present you with Godsmack and their old song (though it's still good) "Voodoo". You may have heard some of Godsmack's new stuff, and since they're a local band, I support them alot. They used to be heavier, but they haven't become at all docile (like Disturbed; damnit that went so wrong. Please revert back to your old ways!). So if you kiddies want a good song, I have given my advice.
Good luck maggots, and happy Easter, since that is a crappy holiday I realized yesterday I didn't celebrate this year. Don't ask. Later!
*Lights go off* -
Kamakazi!
2003-07-13 15:38:24
(Low music in the backround)
*Snore*
(Bubble comes out nose)
*SNORE!*
(Bubble pops)
Ah! Wasn't me! I swear, it was broken before I got he... Yeah... Um... Right... Anyways, how is everyone? Good. That's great.
Well, though I don't want to, I cannot neglect this journal any longer. I have a duty to my fans, and no matter how tired I am, I will write!
Unfortunately for all of you, I haven't been writing here. I have been up since around 3:00 AM these past few days reading different mangas, getting inspiration to write my new manga which I will be posting on FictionPress.net soon. I've also been a complete wreck without Amanda here. I have bugged Chris to the point where he's blocked me, and will hang up on me if I call. Mike is almost at that point, and Jon just left for Florida yesterday. I'm so alone! *Looks nervously left and right*
For everyone who thinks I am pathetic at this point, I have to agree. I have not been this bad in awhile. Work is finally picking up (though I'm off next week ^_^) and I have no chance whatsoever to download anything on this computer. My dad is using the good one (has been I should say; something to do with his job) and I'm stuck with this piece of crap. If it blows up, I won't be surprised. *Sigh*
The only thing I can offer you lovely people is the song of the day. Though I liked him better first came out, he's getting worse with his new CD, so I've decided to dedicate a song to him in hopes he will revert back. Today's song is "The Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson. As you probably know, Manson himself is a psycho, and he has some pretty grotesque stuff, but this song is one of his few ones for everyone. If you get into him because of this song, just remember most of his stuff isn't this docile. However his old stuff is good, so hope you enjoy.
Now I'm going back to sleep. I've still got stuff to do, but rest is more important now. Let's hope I can sleep. If I can't just stick on some Slipknot and I'll be fine. Anyways, here's Timo, signing off. Later Maggots! -
Polly Want a Cracker? ...Cheese?
2003-07-09 08:50:32
*Motorcycle rides on stage*
Hello and welcome all *Removes helmet* to Timo's journal. I know you all have been missing me so much, so I decided to stop by. I'm such a nice guy O_-.
So, all my loyal fans, you've probably been asking "What the hell has Timo been up to?" Maybe you haven't, but either way I'll tell you. I've been spending most of my time doing three things, and for the enjoyment of others, I will now list them.
1. Writing my story - Started my new manga "Lost Secret" a few days ago, and am already on the second chapter, starting the third. Hopefully I won't get stuck like I did with "Doki Suterusu".
2. Writing letters - Actually I have been writing letters and poems, but it's all the same since it all goes to the same person. Unless your new to the journal, you know who this person is *coughamandacough* so don't hassle me.
3. Talking to friends - I have now made three new friends online in the past month, Nina, Blue, n' Tabby, the latter being Schweetie here on AMV.org. All a great bunch of people, especially since all ,my friends are on holiday (damn bums, never invited me or asked what I'd be doing. They'll be hearing from me...)
Anyways, besides work I haven't really seen anything new pop up. I know you're all wondering what today's music selection is. I decided to go traditional since I'm not really in the mood to check the vault (stayed up till 3:00 AM yesterday) so today is my lay back day. I'll suggest Metallica (since you all know they're good, I won't waste time praising them) and the song "Fade to Black", one of my favorites of all time. Well, now I'm off to catch some Z's, I'll check in tomorrow if I have the time. Later maggots, and remember, "Anime isn't anything without me!" (Evil laugh)
*Rides away on motorcycle*
*Loud crash in the backround*
Who the hell put a trash barrel here!
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