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Fucking FUCK FUCK FUCK
2006-06-05 06:06:48
Korgoth of Barbaria rules your fucking sparkling fairy asses.
Dismemberment, bitch slapping, skin ripping, pissing, burping, disrespect for women and unholy rage... and that was just the first five minutes. Imagine every 80s cartoon ever produced, and inject 20 lbs of bloody beef chunks into them while you're chugging 180 proof. That's what this show is like. Adult Swim just became 8,000 times more badass for even airing this single premiere episode. If you didn't see it, get off your dickass and FUCKING WATCH THIS. -
This country is full of cock-sucking fagoritos.
2006-06-03 00:41:27
You goddamn assholes make me sick to my stomach. I can't take another bite of the bullshit you've all been trying to feed me. What I'm referring to is the fact that no one has fucking stopped DJ Izumi. You look at this as perceptively incomplete though, because you're dumbasses, and say "well... stop [him/her/it] from what?" What I mean is that I'm fucking appalled that no one has kicked down Izumi's door, chained his hands up, and beat the ever-loving shit out of him until he shreiked haplessly at the top of his cum-filled lungs for fucking mercy like the nancy queen princess he is. Then maybe let up for a few seconds and delude him into thinking you're done. Just when he thinks he's about to get off and LIVE, you go for the throat with the toe of your boot.
I'm not psychotic. It's just that you dumbshits actually find it in your neutral intrests to put up with the fact that someone like him exists, and this thread is everlasting proof of his atrocities against humanity.
http://www.animemusicvideos.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=68000&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=45
So maybe you'll read that, and you'll think... "Gee-pussy-whiz, this Requiett guy sure is overreacting." If so, you obviously didn't read the whole thing, cocksucker. If you do, and still don't get pissed off, or at least chagrined with him, then there is something deeply wrong with you as well.
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So dull the con of man
2006-05-21 03:25:19
Before I begin bashing The Da Vinci Code, I will state that Dan Brown is a lame author with a weak style who happened upon an old Gnostic theory and made it mainstream. His cliché plot structuring made for a very dull read, with a few moments of intrigue scattered throughout. So with such a weak source to work from, this movie was almost certainly doomed to suck or achieve mediocrity at best. It would have been better served as a documentary on the History Channel.
I will certainly say that Ron Howard did a somewhat respectable job of bringing this tripe to the big screen. In fact, many of the methods I observed in this film seemed to be more creative than usual for Howard, probably due to the lack of creativity in the source material. I would go so far as to call some scenes almost downright impressive to watch, coupled with Hans Zimmer's tragically beautiful score, such as the very final scene in the film.
Tom Hanks fills his role very methodically, as he always portrays himself. That was no surprise. I did notice a lack of personality on behalf of the other actors, most notably in Ian McKellan and Jean Reno who also seem to "fall short" of interesting. Again, I will blame the source material, because these are very highly respected actors with great experience, and a very colorful resume. Because of the controversial nature of the film, perhaps it was intended that everyone be cast as cold and stoic as possible, so as not to "overshadow" the cold logic of the plot.
To sum it all up, this movie was inevitable with its book's bestselling status, almost certainly bound to suck, damned by the critics for its absurdity, and a great way to sell more copies of this detestably bad book. -
This fag doesn't give up.
2006-05-20 12:02:27
[08:05] Kurogane: WHER ARE YOU?
[08:05] Requiett: The Moon.
[08:07] Kurogane: WHAT?
[08:07] Requiett: I'm on The Moon.
[08:08] Requiett: America went to the moon in 1969.
[08:08] Requiett: Read a history book.
[08:08] Kurogane: AH
[08:08] Kurogane: TE GUSTA EL ANIME?
[08:08] Requiett: We get every anime imaginable here.
[08:09] Requiett: This is the fucking moon.
[08:09] Kurogane: Y TENES SERIES
[08:09] Requiett: Dragon Ball Z.
[08:10] Requiett: My favorite episode is the one where they blow up the moon.
[08:10] Requiett: Because I hate this place.
[08:10] Kurogane: Y NARUTO
[08:10] Requiett: I like Naruto too.
[08:10] Kurogane: DISQUE SALIO CON UNA MEJOR TAMA QUE DRAGON BALL
[08:10] Requiett: I identify well with his teenage angst.
[08:11] Kurogane: AJA -
Quit messaging me, you filthy foreigners.
2006-05-20 11:51:18
[07:53] Kurogane: HOLA
[07:53] Requiett: Hey.
[07:53] Kurogane: BIEN
[07:53] Requiett: Yeah.
[07:54] Requiett: In English.
[07:54] Kurogane: OUH MEN
[07:54] Kurogane: I NOT ENGLISH
[07:54] Requiett: Oh, I bet you say that to all the Americans.
[07:54] Kurogane: XD
[07:55] Kurogane: THIS KOOL AMERICANS
[07:55] Requiett: So cool, it makes you want to smoke a cigarette?
[07:57] Kurogane: AH NOT I NOT CIGARETTE IS NOT GOD, AGUARDIENTE IS GOD
[07:57] Requiett: God must not like your country.
[07:58] Requiett: Because I'm calling up President Bush right now to tell him your country harbors terrorists.
[07:58] Kurogane: JAJAJA
[07:58] Requiett: Come morning, I'm going to be looking at satellite views of what used to be your house.
[07:58] Kurogane: AGUARDIENTE IS BEER
[07:58] Kurogane: IN MY HOUSE YESS
[07:59] Requiett: Be sure to do that thing with your tongue when you see the big shadow on the ground.
[08:00] Kurogane: AJA MY HEART ISLAKC
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