JOURNAL: requiett (Brett )

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  • Your penis is stained brown. 2006-03-17 05:46:39 Have you seen the masterpiece known as Naruto's World?! It's the most amazing AMV ever created!!

    By masterpiece, of course I mean anal rod, and by amazing, I mean faggoty. Seriously. I had to delouse my apartment after this shitbomb exploded out of my monitor and left stains on my walls and my eyes which may never come off. To add insult to injury, you fuckstick Narutards have voted this indigestable piece of self-indulgent tripe as "one of the best."

    But seeing as you're all such fine connosseurs of anal rape, you should stop watching AMVs and skip the middleman. Go stand out on a street corner, drop your trousers, and point your asshole at anything with a penis. At the very least, I won't have to see another SR-71 video pop up on the bottom corner.

     
  • Fucking WIN 2006-03-02 18:30:27 khameleon808: what if the cold war was called the cold gay
    khameleon808: would it have lasted as long
    khameleon808: operatives would be like
    khameleon808: DUDE YA KNOW WHAT , IM KINDA TIRED OF THE NAME OF THIS  
  • WTFKOOP? 2006-02-15 14:45:34 MidnightViscount: I seriously believed you.
    MidnightViscount: Entirely.
    CTC Koopiskation: it happens
    MidnightViscount: Without a shred of doubt in your word.
    CTC Koopiskation: its what i do though
    CTC Koopiskation: i raise people's hopes up and
    CTC Koopiskation: i crush them
    MidnightViscount: Just like Willy Wonka.
    MidnightViscount: Only without the happy ending.
    CTC Koopiskation: ya
    CTC Koopiskation: :
    MidnightViscount: You roll at the credits at "YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR." 
  • ...... 2006-01-31 04:02:10 WHITEASH: 2006-01-31 02:00:21 Please watch my vids!
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  • A Tribute to My Good Buddy: Steven Schmidt 2006-01-01 13:47:23 I've met some real winners on the org, but this guy not only takes the cake, he bakes, frosts, and eats it beer-bong style from the wrong oriface. Supposicake.

    I first ran across Steven Schmidt on the General AMV Forums posting the thread captured on the following link under the wickedly creative moniker - guy07.

    http://www.geocities.com/requiett/theamvpimp.png

    I glance over the text. Nothing special at first. But then I look closer at the intonation of the message. This has to be intentional. No one can be this insidously stupid unless it's on purpose, right? So I scurry on over to Stevie-boy's profile...

    JESUS-CROTCH-SHAVING-CHRIST.

    The first thing that hits you is the grammar which flops itself in front of you like a fat sweaty bastard who works part time at KFC, and parks itself in front the TV and chows down on the food they pulled out of the bottom of the greasetraps... and wiping his hands on your carpet when you're trying to watch some fucking HBO.

    To add insult to English-injury, this toenail-biting mongoloid-chief plays up his profile like 50 Cent thankin' his producers for helpin' him win some free publicity. Whoa. You make AMVs in WMV. HOT SHIT.

    Hey Steven. Since you're such a huge AMV pimp you'll have to show me that tape of you on MTV the next time I come over. You know... the episode of Cribs where they show the dope-ass house you had custom-built from all the money you earned from your AMVs.

    Steven Schmidt is one MADE MUTHA-FUCKA.
    http://www.geocities.com/requiett/dopeassamvpimp.jpg 
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