-
WHATS up with that!!!
2004-06-28 18:35:39
It's sad to say common logic has indeed left the human race....
And I can't tell anyone to look to the books because PEOPLE BARELY READ THE SPEED LIMIT Sign.
*long sigh*
What can I do but bitch and whine?
DAMN YOU PEOPLE!!!
ANd why is it when the something falls and we pick it up...WE HIT IT AGAINST SOMETHING AGAIN TO FIX IT!!!
I have been doing this lately with my cell phone and have come to realize I am just Damaging IT MORE!!!
AHHGGGG!!!!
-
A day with my Probation officer and Porno
2003-12-27 20:45:24
*At a Local Book Store*
Kat: Hey look a fairy
Porno: Who cares?
Kat:*gasp* tears (sobbing)
porno: I’m sorry!
Kat's Probation officer (aka: Probie): Look what you started
Kat: Wah!
Probie: SHUT HER UP!
Porno: Tackle
Kat:Oof!
(manager kicks us out)
*At a bowling alley*
Kat: Holy holey Probie likes bowling (in the back ground Probie saying; "Bench the mind.." )
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Not that nothing but that. not another lesson!
Porno: WHAT is that? Are you feeling ok?
Kat: Eh?
Probie: Oh come on!
Kat: Probie spoke!
Porno And Kat: WOW!
Probie: Yeah and I talk so what! Dumbasses! BITE ME!
Kat: Damn so violent! I like Him more by the second!
Porno: Me too!
Kat: EWW! Porno! What the hell kind of twisted freak are you.
Porno: What the HELL! I didn’t say anything.
Kat: O my bad. (Guilty look) {Awkward silence} I think I’ll leave.
He he….he
Porno: Lick You …Were saying!
Probie: Eww!
Porno: *gasp* ..huh?...(singing)Pussy Kat pussy Kat I love you yes I do!
Kat: AHH! No stop singing.
*Throws bowling ball at porno*
*thud*
(kat has hands clasped over mouth)
Probie: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(Manager gives me a free lane for making him laugh)
-
During Lunch
2003-12-21 03:25:55
Kat:Yo friend
Lend me a Damn pen
Porno:Hey look a pea
Kat:Fuck it! MY Apple juice looks like pee!
Porno:Kick the baby
Kat:GOOOOOOAL.
Porno:You nut bag!
Eat shit!
Kat:I am Look at it
Porno:Man That’s Hard!
Kat:I can’t even bite it.
Porno:Just eat the frosting
Its goooooooooooood.
So creamy
Kat:Yum.*chew*
Porno:------owww
Kat: Wheres the cream filling?
-
A Conversation With Porno
2003-12-11 19:10:02
Kat
Porno suck ass
The butt sucker
Porno
Damn you, Daniel son
Lick your @#$%*
Kat
Porno!
Hey Look a fairy.
Strange person
Porno is a fairy.
Kat
HA HA HA HA HA
Porno
Dumbass
Kat
Ahhhhhhhh!
Porno
Kill Phil
Kat
Crazy Mofo *Whimpering*
-
My friend named porno
2003-11-10 18:54:24
Porno is not a man but not a boy.
Porno is more like a toy
Spends his time
Doing nothing but whine.
He goes la la la
I want some pie.
He looks at stupid pics
And Luvs hot chicks.
But little do we know.
He doesn’t like pink bows
He believes there girly.
And prefers a Harley.
He doesn’t like the light
And especially loves the night.
The things he hides
Come and go like the tide.
But hey girls he isn’t taken
Come check out what he is baken.
this is what one does when they are bored
JOURNAL: animefreakchick (Kat Barko)
Current server time: Jan 15, 2025 12:33:36